yeah man you hung out with a girl holy shit i am so jealous of how awesome your life is bro

yeh man, she's legit bro. just imagine a mix of sweet, funny, cute, hot, smart, and nerdy and you got this girl.

I don't think it'll last because she lives a bit far and has another guy she still isn't over, but whatevs, you're jelly as fuck bro.

that's nice

so jelly omg

pineapple is god fuckin tier

[QUOTE=adbforever;18605460]has another guy she still isn't over[/QUOTE]:lol: oh adb.

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oh hey look it's that girl i'm with who isn't basically wasting my time because she needs to escape the pressure of seeing someone with whom she has far more intimacy!

post it 4 more times

lol fingers mccoy

have fun with the same girl your whole life dude. Getting in a relationship at this age is a joke.

a joke that you're desperately trying to imitate.

you know i could leave her if i wanted to. no one seems to realise that everything in life is up to choice.

:lol: yeah because having sex = imitating a relationship. You're an ass :lol:

bet you won't.

nah you're not trying to have casual sex. you're fawning about being 'showered in affection' for a week and complaining about going back to your sad existence trawling online dating sites.

there are far less emotionally taxing ways to have casual sex.

adb if you want to get a girlfriend, go outside. you have to do stuff with your life.

fingers mccoy may be the single worse and retarded mx'er ever when it comes to deciphering text in the way it was intended

you intended to mislead us into thinking that this tiny, finite window into intimacy is a good thing for you. you failed. now you're trying to say i'm doomed to be unhappy because i have something you don't. not hard to decipher what's going on here.

perfect example ^

well alright then.

[I]if you love her, go to her[/I]

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[QUOTE=adbforever;18605474]lol fingers mccoy

have fun with the same girl your whole life dude.[/QUOTE]
sick burn dude

it is

because

the best part in dating a girl is the introduction phase of getting to know them

Yes, you would be the expert on this subject.

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lol look how butthurt tom arnold is.

tell me adb, how far past that phase have you ever gotten

tell me fingers mccoy, how that even matters

you. suck. black. niggr. cocks. at. arguing.

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[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18605506]tell me adb, how far past that phase have you ever gotten[/QUOTE]

that's what i was thinking hahahahahaha

oh god oh jesus

tell me i didnt just get bitch slapped by a paramedic

[QUOTE=adbforever;18605509]tell me fingers mccoy, how that even matters

you. suck. black. niggr. cocks. at. arguing.[/QUOTE]

well you're talking about what is the most enjoyable part of the relationship, which is quite a subjective thing, and you've only ever experienced one fleeting glimmer of a relationship, so i'm wondering why you think you know this.

ok i'm not really wondering, you're obviously making shit up

brent you really do not have to try this hard, you don't need to talk about your personal life at all on here, there's no need to lie to yourself like this

Brent pulling shit out of his ass? NOOOOOO WAYYYYY

came home and the attic has been converted into my room so fucking cool

Are you serious or sarcastic? Cause I'd think that'd be sweet aside from being stuffy in the summer.

[QUOTE]so i'm wondering why you think you know this.
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because the sense of mystery is still there

the first time you do something is when the marginal utility is the highest

jesus christ dude, just be quiet

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18605538]Are you serious or sarcastic? Cause I'd think that'd be sweet aside from being stuffy in the summer.[/QUOTE]

being serious man, I always wanted to live up here. Its not that well decorated but its fucking awesome.

Yeah dude, attics are cool as hell. Plus it's so much beter for smoking dank nugs in a house where not everyone smokes dank nugs, because hot air rises and shit.

[QUOTE=adbforever;18605539]because the sense of mystery is still there

the first time you do something is when the marginal utility is the highest[/QUOTE]

marginal utility

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18605513]oh god oh jesus

tell me i didnt just get bitch slapped by a paramedic[/QUOTE]

what happened?

'Sup?

Slightly hungover. Sipping some coffee.

watching simpsons clips on youtube

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adb shouldnt talk

[QUOTE=Haz;18605559]marginal utility



what happened?[/QUOTE]

can't even put into words, on a totally serious note

to make a long story short i went into an old folks home at 3 in the morning screaming i was Jesus and Al Pacino and they took me to the emergency room

might have been the most utterly pointless thing i've done in my entire life, i should probably give up drinking on the weekends

what on earth convinced you that was a good idea