[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]having cullinary skills doesnt mean you're a "bitch"


I CAN GRILL TOO NIGGA :lol:[/QUOTE]

I suck at cooking. :(


I can fry an egg, that's it probably.

[QUOTE]This thing comes from Holland anyway, Jelle is more common over there. My name is originally Frisian.[/QUOTE]

you're a man of a thousand aliases, aren't you, Jelle?

[QUOTE=ICB]you're a man of a thousand anuses, aren't you, Jelle?[/QUOTE]
I couldn't resist it.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]I suck at cooking. :(


I can fry an egg, that's it probably.[/QUOTE]


cooking is SO easy, most people don't even realize it. Think of 2nd grade science class. If you passed, you can cook.


seriously

[QUOTE=ICB]you're a man of a thousand aliases, aren't you, Jelle?[/QUOTE]

It's not an Alias, it's an origin. Unless you're speaking about 'Snelle Jelle', which is a pretty cool alias, it means Fast Jelle.

[QUOTE]cooking is SO easy, most people don't even realize it. Think of 2nd grade science class. If you passed, you can cook.


seriously[/QUOTE]

I must say I've never really tried, other people do it for me, so yeah, why bother. :)

it'll come in handy some day bro.


then you dont have to rely on mommy cooking for you. You can eat whatever the hell you want on any given day

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]it'll come in handy some day bro.


then you dont have to rely on mommy cooking for you. You can eat whatever the hell you want on any given day[/QUOTE]

My girl will just have to cook for me. :)


NP: Pixies - Broken Face

Maybe if you cook up something special for her in the kitchen, she'll cook up something special for you in the bedroom...

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Maybe if you cook up something special for her in the kitchen, she'll cook up something special for you in the bedroom...[/QUOTE]

"How do you like your eggs, baby?"

"Scrambled, fried, boiled?"

"You name it, baby, it's your birthday, after all"


I can just imagine it. :smoke:

Yes!

hello, my first time on the pc after a 5 day absence ;p
I must have gained some weight from all this food I had, and I'm tired as hell.

and still hungry :confused:

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Maybe if you cook up something special for her in the kitchen, she'll cook up something special for you in the bedroom...[/QUOTE]

Do they have ovens in the bedrooms over there in Europe? :confused:

EDIT: Oh, sex jokes.

I'm hungry as well. I'll get some lunch soon I think.

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids]He got banned.

I think it was a spam thread in the pit.[/QUOTE]
Nope, It was for posting a comedy sketch in the Guitar and Bass colaborations thread. Aes, Found it, Deleted it, and banned me.

I'll be back come the new year, however.

What was the comedy sketch?

[QUOTE=King_Of_Terrors]What is it about?[/QUOTE]

as holly, the guy who is my avatar says in the beginning of the first two series (this may be a bit off im going from memory)

3 million years into the future, the mining ship red dwarf. The crew are Dave Lister, the last human being alive, a hologram of his dead bunkmate, and a creature that evolved from the ships cat.

[QUOTE=ICB]
NP: Mastodon- March of The Fire Ants[/QUOTE]

Speaking of mastadon, did anyone catch conan obrien last night? it was a repeat from the summer, max had just gotten back from ozzfest and he said the best two bands were Mastadon and Lamb of God.

I mean i used to clean the guys pool, and i knew he was real into some metal, maiden, priest, etc... but i never knew he was into heavier stuff too, thats badass.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]Man i so wish i could smoke in my room[/QUOTE]

I have my own house which i smoke in, its nice

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Orestes! :mad:

You are never on teh MSN.[/QUOTE]

I noticed that too, i gotta start talking to more of you lads over MSN, i dunno why i stopped haha.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]I suck at cooking. :(


I can fry an egg, that's it probably.[/QUOTE]

Cook extrordinaire here. w00t

Erm, just about these characters I made up. One of them was Rich, he smoked loads of Weed, and gets the piss taken from him by another guy. One guy finds a dead alien, and 'fornicates himself with it'.

I didn't get very far with it, of course.

[QUOTE=NJMetalMeister]Speaking of mastadon, did anyone catch conan obrien last night? it was a repeat from the summer, max had just gotten back from ozzfest and he said the best two bands were Mastadon and Lamb of God.[/QUOTE]
Haha, I saw that. For some reason just about anything Max says is hilarious because most of the time it leads to an awkward moment with Conan.

God dammit, my sister just threw a glass of orange juice at me. I'm sticky.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]God dammit, my sister just threw a glass of orange juice at me. I'm sticky.[/QUOTE]
/points and laughs.

ok, i'm probably really late on this, but when did Jom get modded?

[QUOTE=Superpeer]God dammit, my sister just threw a glass of orange juice at me. I'm sticky.[/QUOTE]
Why would she do such a thing?

[QUOTE=Josh]/points and laughs.

ok, i'm probably really late on this, but when did Jom get modded?[/QUOTE]
He's a Sputnik mod right?

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Why would she do such a thing?[/QUOTE]

if i were jelle's sister iw ould have done the same thing, i mean seriously, can you imagine being related to him? :smoke:

[QUOTE=KingJay]He's a Sputnik mod right?[/QUOTE]
ah yeh, probably. now i see.

[QUOTE=NJMetalMeister]if i were jelle's sister iw ould have done the same thing, i mean seriously, can you imagine being related to him? :smoke:[/QUOTE]

Haha, I guess so. After years of insults it got too much for her, I suppose. I insulted her job. What a bitch.

NP: Radiohead - Paranoid Android

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Haha, I guess so. After years of insults it got too much for her, I suppose. I insulted her job. What a bitch.[/QUOTE]
Wow, I never took you as the kind of guy who would hate his siblings.

I have no siblings. :lol: :eek:

NP - Bodom - Hellion

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Wow, I never took you as the kind of guy who would hate his siblings.[/QUOTE]

everyone hates their siblings and if they say otherwise they are either lying or a communist

[QUOTE=NJMetalMeister]everyone hates their siblings and if they say otherwise they are either lying or a communist[/QUOTE]
I don't hate my siblings.

[SIZE=2]Ben must be a communist![/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Nah, but he does say some hilarious stuff about his little brother sometimes.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]"He can't be studying if he's posting on the intraweb"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]NP - Kalmah - Evil In You[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Just got this CD today. :cool:[/SIZE]

/Guesses he's a communist.