You on PDF Snarz?

Dayquil doesn't really work.


Nor did the two nasal decongestants I've had.






I just ate a really good grapefruit...

[QUOTE=maniac0796;13809999]You on PDF Snarz?[/QUOTE]

Yeah.Why?

You got where I found my avater?

yuh, saw it earlier on there.

There are some retarded people on there...

[quote=maniac0796;13810157]yuh, saw it earlier on there.

There are some retarded people on there...[/quote]

hahaha

you know though, every forum will have retards, kids, noobs and so forth.


The thing about PDF that absolutely makes it suck gaint rhinoceros di[I]c[/I]k - the post signatures.

jos, thread in beginners....

take your awp

Not even christmas yet...

I'm need to order more gun oil.. hahaha

jezen, msn...

Eleven days tomorrow. =/


I'm getting pajamas, a teapot, and a new mouthpiece.


Then with the money I get, I'm buying books.

I'm not gettin nothin for christmas.


haha oh wait. my girl got me some jeans and a sweater, ok. that's somethin.

maybe i'll go hog wild and buy myself a new pair of marching sticks to practice on the pad with... hahaha

i don't want anything, but i keep getting stuff.

is it rude to receive a gift and not give anything in return? i hate shopping for gifts.

Oh god.
I was walking home with my friend and I really had to pee.
So I was like awesome, 1 more block left till I get to his house.
So like I'm half a block away, when I totally piss myself.
Like not even joking.
It sucks so bad.
I feel like some kid who can't control his muscles so he has to wear a diaper just incase he shits himself.

:(.

[quote='[your name here];13810695']i don't want anything, but i keep getting stuff.

[B] is it rude to receive a gift and not give anything in return? i hate shopping for gifts.[/B][/quote]


No.

That would nullify the entire meaning behind the word "gift".

You just...peed completely?

I haven't done that since 2nd grade. But I pee a little in the morning sometimes. When I've got to piss I get a little tingle that I like, so I try to hold it as long as I can. Sometimes I just don't have as much control over my urethra and I piss a bit, but not really enough to be noticed.

Completely.
Like it was a lot, not even joking.

Like I was holding it in for a mile or so.
Just, got sorta tired of it I guess.

good. i never know what to get people. i get the feeling people don't really like getting candles for a gift. candles seem like the easy way out and are almost like you didn't feel like thinking of something useful.

Why didn't you just pee behind a bush or something?

My brother called the other day and asked what kind of book he should buy me for Christmas. I told him not to bother, since he's 15 and doesn't have a job, he's got little money anyways. I thought we agreed over the phone that he wouldn't buy me anything, but my mom told me that he bought me 2 books. So now I have to go shopping for him.

I'm buying him Gears Of War, though. He asked for it from my parents, but my mom doesn't want to be involved in something "so violent", so I said I'd buy it for him.

I don't know.
It's sort of a busy street.
There weren't really any bushes unless you had to go on somebodys porch.

[quote=Janeway;13810774]You just...peed completely?

I haven't done that since 2nd grade. But I pee a little in the morning sometimes. When I've got to piss I get a little tingle that I like, so I try to hold it as long as I can. Sometimes I just don't have as much control over my urethra and I piss a bit, but not really enough to be noticed.[/quote]
Oh wow...just piss. Not fun to hold it in.

On the contrary.


I look forward to it every time I wake up. I [B]really[/B] like the feeling.

Of holding it in or letting it out?

Holding it in.

Any reason why?

'Cause it tingles. Like...kind of like I'm getting really horny without having anything to be really horny about. It's nice.

Sounds like you need to join a golden shower club haha.

document
jezen is wrong...

I could say something about an experience with a particular bodily fluid and a slurpee cup, but I wont.


Although, I have a feeling that the former statement was enough to draw from anyways.

I think the picture has been painted. It happens.

ok, so I might get come crap quality recording of me soon.

its the little mic on my school laptop, so dont expect anything special. itll be pretty terrible, and my playing wont be so great either.