[QUOTE=noone123123]THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS

Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.:thumb:[/QUOTE]

Erm thanks :confused:

[QUOTE=neal_672]Why not? Sounds fun to me :thumb:[/QUOTE]
My friends new girlfriend gave me lots of vodka, i mixed far too many drinks and was upset by my ex-girlfriend.

I also threw up :upset:

[QUOTE=PaulR]My friends new girlfriend gave me lots of vodka, i mixed far too many drinks and was upset by my ex-girlfriend.

I also threw up :upset:[/QUOTE]

Sounds like my new year...

[QUOTE=lemoley]at least u guys get snow in winter it just pisses down in england lol :lol:[/QUOTE]

No, we don't.


(Before you ask, Australia.)

[QUOTE=noone123123]THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS

Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your p[SIZE=2]e[/SIZE]nis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.:thumb:[/QUOTE]
n00b drill a hole in the wal custom fit to your *****, staple a condom to the sides on of the hole and then tear the condom off when your done, psh mastUrbation n00b

Yay, msn is working... No one online though...

[QUOTE=neal_672]Sounds like my new year...[/QUOTE]

So you agree thats not exactly a good night. :)

[QUOTE=neal_672]:lol: not at all the time, just most of it :thumb: Them storms were crazy the other week like![/QUOTE]

how bad were u hit our janitor at school was like nearly screwed from a tree falling on him * trys not to laugh* :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=mambogangsta]Yay, msn is working... No one online though...[/QUOTE]

Mines not. :upset:

[QUOTE=PaulR]was upset by my ex-girlfriend.
[/QUOTE]


God I hate that!! Why do exes alway get to you? :upset:


:smoke:

[QUOTE=lemoley]how bad were u hit our janitor at school was like nearly screwed from a tree falling on him * trys not to laugh* :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

My house didn't take any damage but trees were falling all over the plae..

[QUOTE=Muadip]God I hate that!! Why do exes alway get to you? :upset:


:smoke:[/QUOTE]
I don't know but mine sucks an unbelievable amount...

[QUOTE=neal_672]I don't know but mine sucks an unbelievable amount...[/QUOTE]

I'm still friends with mine, I was just upset that we couldn't sort things out.

[QUOTE=PaulR]So you agree thats not exactly a good night. :)[/QUOTE]
No it's not, i had to be carried home :lol:

But cheer up Paul :thumb:

sh1t really i didnt actualy see any trees fall over but i saw them on the ground if you get what i mean there were loads

****ty girls :upset:! But we can't live without though :lol:



:smoke:

[QUOTE=neal_672]I don't know but mine sucks an unbelievable amount...[/QUOTE]

Who says that's a bad thing? :naughty:

[QUOTE=Rollo47]Who says that's a bad thing? :naughty:[/QUOTE]

123 lol :lol:

[QUOTE=Rollo47]Who says that's a bad thing? :naughty:[/QUOTE]

When it's not you it's kinda upsetting :lol:


:smoke:

[QUOTE=Rollo47]Who says that's a bad thing? :naughty:[/QUOTE]

:lol: Not in that sense :rolleyes:

But.... :naughty:

Jumps on the :naughty: bandwagon.

:upset: I need gigs :upset:


:smoke:

Aaaand im back..cursed computer.

[QUOTE=Muadip]:upset: I need gigs :upset:


:smoke:[/QUOTE]
I got one this saturday. :thumb: ...and a studio recording session sometime too.

[QUOTE=Muadip]:upset: I need gigs :upset:


:smoke:[/QUOTE]
I've got a couple lined up, if you fancy travelling ot North east England we could team up and do a twin bass act with my Rock n Roll band :lol:

[QUOTE=neal_672]I've got a couple lined up, if you fancy travelling ot North east England we could team up and do a twin bass act with my Rock n Roll band :lol:[/QUOTE]

That would be nice! I have a band, but they are so uncommitted :( We haven't even practiced for over a month...


:smoke:

Yay MSN is workin again

Wow that sucks, my band practice at least once a week...

hello! :wave:

Hey Luke :wave: