fathers with guns, or grandfathers in this case

the ultimate cockblock

so glad I dont live in texas

I thought you only ever had the one girl

adb a lot of lads go through that same situation (well not THAT extreme). Having those frank discussions with the male parent or guardian is to expected, you socially maladjusted fuck.

what does that have to do w/ living in texas

implying you are some of sort of modern day Romeo hopping from girl to girl enough that living in Texas would make these activities more difficult for you

[QUOTE=adb;18503546]lol having sex in the same house as your gf's paritally deaf grandparents

lol having a talk w/ the granddad about fucking his granddaughter[/QUOTE]

shit like this is pretty common, how the hell do you make sure you come off as a sheltered brat?

yeah fucking loudly in the same house when there are other people there in the other room is totally common

jackassses

my ex told her dad i am/was gay

dude was totally unaware i was fucking his daughter

no shame

this is my japandroids shirt

[img]http://www.polyvinylrecords.com/shared/uploads/photos/02578_jpndrds_never_alone.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=adb;18503564]yeah fucking loudly in the same house when there are other people there in the other room is totally common[/QUOTE]

yeah myan tooootallllllyyyyyy everyone who has an older syblyang was totally conceived in some sick as fuck seedy motel myan

cowabunga

i like how you guys make fun of my non-serious condescending voice i use in tinychat

w/e you're a wanka

Embellishing a characteristic for comedic effect. What an utter rev-el-a-tion.

I see you dodged my point as well adb, nicely done.

just finished 1st season of adventure time

[QUOTE=adb;18503564]yeah fucking loudly in the same house when there are other people there in the other room is totally common[/QUOTE]

yes, actually

existence is pretty shitty in comparison

going to bed

edit: can't remember what i directed this post at

but for real does adb purposefully say moronic things to 'troll' or is he actually that clueless

edit: oh yeah i'm going to bed nevermind

laters seb bro

"moronic things"

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18503570]my ex told her dad i am/was gay

dude was totally unaware i was fucking his daughter

no shame[/QUOTE]

I love this

[QUOTE=adb;18503546]lol having sex in the same house as your gf's paritally deaf grandparents

lol having a talk w/ the granddad about fucking his granddaughter[/QUOTE]

the discussion ended with him telling me that he liked me more than her ex bf and that she said i was good to her. it's not like he threatened to shoot me or any thing like that.

plus her bed is comfortable and SHE'S the one that is loud, not me. i can't control that

gonna try to bang this chick later

emily invited me over. i told her i can't come and that i'm going to play final fantasy 5 and told her to go see her friends or something.

csb

i've been hearing that youre freaky

huh

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18503479]Who knows maybe you'll come out with tech death's answer to For Emma, Forever Ago.















Maybe not.[/QUOTE]

Because we need another one of those going around. Terrible fucking album stop talking.

Way to miss the context of the joke you fucking idiot.

It's a good chill out album, fuck off son.

[QUOTE=illmitch;18503571]this is my japandroids shirt

[img]http://www.polyvinylrecords.com/shared/uploads/photos/02578_jpndrds_never_alone.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

nice tee that mitch

jaundice girl for sure tho