iluliam.

Shares in Sputnik? Really they are such things? Remember when this was a just a forum to a tab site...

[QUOTE=World Burns To Death;13335816]internet is serious business, you know, bradley..[/QUOTE]

Yeah I know, and Matt is teh serious business police.

Before i go to work tomorrow, I have to piss in a cup!

I have to wake up at 5am and half asleep piss in a very small cup, whats more is it can't be the end or the beginning of the piss, it has to be half way through....

Im gonna piss everywhere...

[QUOTE=Volume8;13339837]Before i go to work tomorrow, I have to piss in a cup!

I have to wake up at 5am and half asleep piss in a very small cup, whats more is it can't be the end or the beginning of the piss, it has to be half way through....

Im gonna piss everywhere...[/QUOTE]

Haha Lawrence, don't forget to pick up a shiney blue bag on your way out of the test.

[QUOTE=coheneran;13337756]I just bought shares in Sputnik!:p[/QUOTE]

:eek: Capitalist!

Damn stock market reeks of capitalism.:angry:

[QUOTE=lynch_me;13339911]Haha Lawrence, don't forget to pick up a shiney blue bag on your way out of the test.[/QUOTE]

Shut up man!

Why the hell would they put that shlt in an unlabelled shiny bag!

Evil evil people, right to the core.

[QUOTE=Volume8;13339956]Shut up man!

Why the hell would they put that shlt in an unlabelled shiny bag!

Evil evil people, right to the core.[/QUOTE]

I don't get it, is it a drug test?

If they can't use the end or beginning of the piss, why don't you use the end and the beginning and if they confront you about it, say you didn't realise, it was early, what kind of maniacs are these people?

[QUOTE=coheneran;13340033]I don't get it, is it a drug test?

If they can't use the end or beginning of the piss, why don't you use the end and the beginning and if they confront you about it, say you didn't realise, it was early, what kind of maniacs are these people?[/QUOTE]

The educated kind, the worst kind of all!

And the blue bags, a quick heads up. If you are leaving a pharmency and spot shiny bags which are blue for blokes and pink for gals with a big sign saying "free please take one". Stop for a second and think, as they are not the goody bags we remember from days of yaw, They are actually home testing kits for sexually transmitted deseases and upon opening the bag you realise why everyone in the shop was giving you a dodgy look.....

Rest assured, i shant be going back there any time soon.

It's actually common for them to want you to pee only halfway through. It's obviously why...

Is it so you piss all over your hands and they get a good laugh about it?

Either way i must retire, im up at 5am, marvelous stuff haha.

[QUOTE=lynch_me;13340107]It's actually common for them to want you to pee only halfway through. It's obviously why...[/QUOTE]

Enlighten me.

I'd like an STI home-testing kit. I don't shag often and I always use a johnnie, but I'm a bit paranoid that itchy scrot might be because of an STD.:p

haha, you had johnnie on your dick, fag

[QUOTE=(r)evolution;13340337]haha, you had johnnie on your dick, fag[/QUOTE]

I happen to prefer warm moist places for my penis, thank you. Condoms are just so binding and unhuman.

[QUOTE=coheneran;13340284]Enlighten me.

I'd like an STI home-testing kit. I don't shag often and I always use a johnnie, but I'm a bit paranoid that itchy scrot might be because of an STD.:p[/QUOTE]

It's called a clean cut. When you start to urinate the urine takes the bacteria sitting on your skin with it. So, it isn't until mybe halfway all the bacteria is out. The ending, you know, when you start to drible? Well the urine touches the skin more and so theres more of a chance of bacteria as opposed to you when you're jetting it out.

What's a Johnnie?

[QUOTE=coheneran;13340377]I happen to prefer warm moist places for my penis, thank you. Condoms are just so binding and unhuman.[/QUOTE]

it always reminds me of a tighly wrapped sausage

[QUOTE=coheneran;13335203]Does this help?

ghostmice

October, 7 2006 at scribble squat
Not Available, seattle, WA 98101
Cost: donation

house show with matty pop chart for info/directions call: 517-896-1377 (matty)

Call Matty Pop.[/QUOTE]

Matty's a nice guy, he's gonna email me.

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up;13340403]What's a Johnnie?[/QUOTE]

A jonnie, jonny, johnny, or however you wanna spell it, is slang for a condom. Sometimes it's called a rubber johnnie, or, if you take Terry Pratchett too seriously, a sonky.

Do you use a johnnie for male anal

Eran can I have pics of you plz

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[QUOTE=Skrunnch;13340703]Eran can I have pics of you plz[/QUOTE]


[url]http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=91984711[/url]

Now you. Make 'em sexy.

[QUOTE=coheneran;13340755][url]http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=91984711[/url]

Now you. Make 'em sexy.[/QUOTE]

Everytime you post that link it says Invalid Friend ID.

Just post a direct link to your myspace.

meaning: [url]www.myspace.com/________[/url]

[QUOTE=coheneran;13340755][url]http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=91984711[/url]

Now you. Make 'em sexy.[/QUOTE]

(yellow citrus fruit)party(dot)org

[url]http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9803969[/url]

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady;13340818](yellow citrus fruit)party(dot)org[/QUOTE]

Oh my Gods. I know what you're talking about without going to that site because my friend went to it in school. Ha ha ha.

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3;13340812]Everytime you post that link it says Invalid Friend ID.

Just post a direct link to your myspace.

meaning: [url]www.myspace.com/________[/url][/QUOTE]

I haven't set a URL yet. Search for Eran Away.

Hmmm....

im having a nose bleed.

****ing Depaul University Is A Bunch Of ****ing ****ers. You Have To Be Formally Trained In Some Bull**** Instrument Just To Get In Their ****ing Sound Engineering Program. That Has Nothing To ****ing Do With It. ****ing **** ****ers.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;13341300]im having a nose bleed.[/QUOTE]

Nose bleeds gross me out, one time I woke up in the middle of the night and my nose was bleeding and it was all over the pillow and the sheets.

[QUOTE=SantaDuJuan;13341367]Nose bleeds gross me out, one time I woke up in the middle of the night and my nose was bleeding and it was all over the pillow and the sheets.[/QUOTE]

I was astrally projecting my c[COLOR="Black"]o[/COLOR]ck into your mouth, but long distances mean less accuracy.

[QUOTE=SantaDuJuan;13341367]Nose bleeds gross me out, one time I woke up in the middle of the night and my nose was bleeding and it was all over the pillow and the sheets.[/QUOTE]

that happened to me the other night :eek: i rolled over in the morning and there was blood on the pillow

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;13341429]that happened to me the other night :eek: i rolled over in the morning and there was blood on the pillow[/QUOTE]

I was astrally projecting my c[COLOR="Black"]o[/COLOR]ck into your mouth, but long distances mean less accuracy.

Lol, reusable pwns own.

When I was vegan for like a month or something I started having nosebleeds a lot. Maybe yours is from improper nutrition.

Everyone read diet for a new america.

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up;13341581]When I was vegan for like a month or something I started having nosebleeds a lot. Maybe yours is from improper nutrition.[/QUOTE]

It could be, but I highly doubt mine came from that.
I'm pretty sure a bloodvessel popped or I was just having a very unlucky day.

Yeah.
ITT: Nosebleeds suck.

I eat meate

me too.