[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]If you have a 6 string bass. I believe that is the only requirement... oh, and you need to breastfeed a chipmunk then successfully mate an elephant with a walrus.[/QUOTE]
[SIZE=2]Da[/SIZE]mn I'm only missing the 6-string.

theres my creature - i call it the walliphant - as shown in its natural habitat - eating the camerans wife
[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v647/dan_cowen/?action=logout[/url]
its the file walliphant.bmp

Not much, just checking out the news about the earthquake in Indonesia... feeling sick about it, those poor people.

Blah i'm so bored....

[QUOTE=jaco jr]theres my creature - i call it the walliphant - as shown in its natural habitat - eating the camerans wife
[url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v647/dan_cowen/?action=logout[/url]
its the file walliphant.bmp[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't stop laughing.

The least you could do is photoshop it so it looks like one animal.

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't stop laughing.

The least you could do is photoshop it so it looks like one animal.[/QUOTE]
i dont have photoshop ok - the legal version costs money - and i not one for breaking laws (internet sarcasm detector explodes)

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]If you have a 6 string bass. I believe that is the only requirement... oh, and you need to breastfeed a chipmunk then successfully mate an elephant with a walrus.[/QUOTE]
look at the walliphant

:upset: i just dropped my college folder by accident and now my ewntire years work is unorganised on the floor *runs away crying*

[QUOTE=jaco jr]i dont have photoshop ok - the legal version costs money - and i not one for breaking laws (internet sarcasm detector explodes)[/QUOTE]
I have it.

I just don't know how to use it. :upset:

Besides if you did photoshop it, it would take the funny away from that picture.

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]I have it.

I just don't know how to use it. :upset:

Besides if you did photoshop it, it would take the funny away from that picture.[/QUOTE]
i can just about use photoshop
ah well
make spaceman look
he loves jesus you know
funny thing that - my dentist is called jesus - i dont understand a word of what he says

[QUOTE=neal_672]:upset: i just dropped my college folder by accident and now my ewntire years work is unorganised on the floor *runs away crying*[/QUOTE]
That sucks floppy donkey dick.. :upset:

[QUOTE=Dieforitall89]That sucks floppy donkey dick.. :upset:[/QUOTE]
thats one swell phrase

*dies at the thought of organising well over 1000 sheets of work for 4 subjects back into order again tomorrow*

*dies at the thought of making 8 exams this/next week, dies also from the thought that his bass is ****ed up and he needs it for a gig next friday*

:lol:

[QUOTE=jaco jr]thats one swell phrase[/QUOTE]
I've heard it before.

Still funny as ****

Psh *has exams in 5 weeks time as well as mocks in 1 week which isn't good in that i need an organised folder for revision*

*dies more than you :cool: :lol:*

*dies*

No apparent reason. Just wanted to fit in.

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]I've heard it before.

Still funny as ****[/QUOTE]
and as sick as this joke - almost;
whats the similarity between michael jackson and santa?










they both leaves children's homes with empty sacks
:lol: :lol: :smash:
not as funny as my pic [url]http://photobucket.com/albums/v647/dan_cowen/?action=logout[/url]

[QUOTE=neal_672]
*dies more than you :cool: :lol:*[/QUOTE]

See you in heaven :wave:

Agreed^

:lol: Lets have a race up to heaven... :cool:

bet im the only one who goes to hell
theres only two commandments left for me to break
murder and adultery
and is anyone gonna comment on my mj joke or my walliphant?
5 posts up ^^^^^

[QUOTE=neal_672]:lol: Lets have a race up to heaven... :cool:[/QUOTE]


You go first :cool:
I'll meet you there!


















































In about 70 years :rolleyes:

Wa11|PhAn72 R 73]-[ 23xOOrrzz!

[QUOTE=jaco jr]look at the walliphant[/QUOTE]
I looked.

I am unimpressed by your (not so) cunning attempts to fool me.

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]Wa11|PhAn72 R 73]-[ 23xOOrrzz![/QUOTE]
what about my mj joke?
and i reckon the 200,000 views will b ehit sometime tomorrow (uk time)
c ya guys
comment on my joke

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]I looked.

I am unimpressed by your (not so) cunning attempts to fool me.[/QUOTE]
and my joke?

*goes to heaven*



Pah you guys don't know what you're missing, eternal bliss rules :cool:

*dies hard with a vengence*

I'll stay on earth for the girls :cool:

[QUOTE=jaco jr]and my joke?[/QUOTE]
Michael Jackson takes the kids back to his house though. :p

How old do you guys wanna be when you die?

And how do you wanna die?

oh oh oh oh stayin alive. :cool:

I wanna be 82 and die onstage because some chick flashed me and I had a heart attack.

(dr. nick)

hello everybody!

*dies harder*

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]I wanna be 82 and die onstage because some chick flashed me and I had a heart attack.[/QUOTE]

:lol: rock n roll dude, rock n roll :thumb:

Hi Dr. Nick!

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]I wanna be 82 and die onstage because some chick flashed me and I had a heart attack.[/QUOTE]
Your my boy blue!

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]I wanna be 82 and die onstage because some chick flashed me and I had a heart attack.[/QUOTE]

:lol:


I want to be old, just before I can't walk/do a thing anymore I want to die spectaculair. So:
- jumping parachute, getting heart attack
- like cliffburtonrules said
- die on stage
- die while having sex
- just die and don't think about it how

but: OLD :D