found a hookah bong in the dumpster at work

readin Machiavelli

[QUOTE=adb;18503083]most girls are sluts

sam gets lucky because he has an 8in d so girls dont have any reason to cheat on him[/QUOTE]

Yeah, Sam's actually really surprisingly attractive for some mx bitch, but you're just pissed off because your body is nature's fat inhibitor, you're [I]beyond [/I] ghastly in terms of physical appearances, and things only get worse when we reach your warped-to-hell cerebellum. Stop blaming everyone else for your extremely boring life; quit your bitching, fucking 'nihilist.' I guess nihilists not caring and simply externalizing their discontent without constantly proving that they [I]do actually give a shit[/I] is too mainstream for you, Brent Shannon.

It's really sad that you feel the need to argue so fucking much considering that you make no fucking sense whatsoever.

Ex. "Not wanting to fuck scum, but still being minorly sexually active outside of serious relationships=Total slut!"

[QUOTE]your body is nature's fat inhibitor[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=adb;18503103]i just enjoy how people have these perceptions of what and how we're suppose to do things

how we're suppose to live our lives

heres the curveball though:

no other generation has had the internet

we are the first, we are creating new social norms w/o even realizing it

since its still at the introduction phase, it won't make much impact

but still[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry that people react to capitalism and enjoy positive stimulations, like, making friends and allowing them to, you know, impact your life positively. I don't know, fun is fun, and even if life [I]is[/I] pointless, then I guess we might as well spend our time not being bored.

[QUOTE=adb;18503144][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LETeZ.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Oh I know, it's so normal to be 40-ish pounds underweight.

maybe if you go by fat american standards

[QUOTE=adb;18503083]most girls are sluts

sam gets lucky because he has an 8in d so girls dont have any reason to cheat on him[/QUOTE]

:lol: yeah that's the only reason my girlfriends don't cheat on me. not because you know i'm actually good at talking to them and making them feel special.[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18503143]Yeah, Sam's actually really surprisingly attractive for some mx bitch[/QUOTE]

:cool:

uhh you just get white bread that is easy to manipulate and control

your workings would not fly with the girls I try to go after - girls who actually question guy's motives

lol yeah lauren is so whitebread

you don't know any of the girls i have been involved with any way.

and again making an excuse about why you can't get girls

[quote=Deth;18503090]saying my average day of enjoying my company and having a general good time is something that brent wouldn't understand

brent doesn't understand

point proven

I continue living a superior life

tries to troll me enjoying my life

it fails

my life is still better

things are great[/quote]
this

lol how do you objectively measure how your life is better?

if you would like to test serotonin levels over the course of a month, mine would be just as high as your guys

its really hilarious how jason makes everything into a competition

pretty sure jason hardly ever gets laid. he's just bigheaded

Animosity between adb and sam.

Must be in cahoots still I bet.

man i used to get laid 6 times a day what happened

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18503206]man i used to get laid 6 times a day what happened[/QUOTE]
mostly everything

fuck thats a valid observation

umm who r u

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18503209]fuck thats a valid observation[/QUOTE]
you posted some nonsense so i posted some nonsense

i didnt think your post was nonsense tbh made a lot of sense to me

ya for real

ima whore

fucking check it out [url]http://soundcloud.com/exquisiteghost/wheels-1#[/url]

i like your profile pic on that site there

lol it's good ass fuck lol

what about the music

chill eh?

u can have it if u want i dont want it no more

bump bump bump bumpin up to this mortal kong action jesus

ACTION JESUS saves.

got a date tomorrow

italian restaurant, coffee house or cafe

whats the difference between a coffee house and a cafe

well, one calls itself a coffee house and mainly serves coffee the other is a cafe and mainly serves food

at least, out of these two choices I have

i'm sure they have coffee at the italian restaurant too which is going to make things even more complicated

flip a coin between the three

sam's got bad skin and looks like he has down's syndrome btw

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