I wanted a job at the conveniece store so I could look at nudeeee magazines. But I need to be 18. Because of the nudeeee magazines.

[QUOTE=Kwash]I wanted a job at the conveniece store so I could look at nudeeee magazines. But I need to be 18. Because of the nudeeee magazines.[/QUOTE]
Plus you need to be 21 in order to sell beer without an adult handy. At least that's the law here.

its the law here but its not enforced

OH! I totally forgot about that! God, 5 more years of waiting.

Random thought 1 - I plan on being a bartender while in college.

Random thought 2 - I love Nile.

Random thought 3 - Has anybody read this idiots' bass story?!

I'm 18, I sell alcohol fully legally. That's the law here. After all, you need to be 18 to buy alcohol.

No-one ever believes I'm 18 when I come to buy it though, I'm ID'd virtually every time. Not that I care, as if I have money, I have ID.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]I'm 18, I sell alcohol fully legally. That's the law here. After all, you need to be 18 to buy alcohol.

No-one ever believes I'm 18 when I come to buy it though, I'm ID'd virtually every time. Not that I care, as if I have money, I have ID.[/QUOTE]
When I don't shave, I pass for 18.

Seriously, I asked a woman who used to be a teacher at my school for a pack of luckys (as a joke) and she slapped them down, looked at me, then said "ok, dr pepper and a pack of luckys, that'll be ____"

:amaze:

yeah that bass story is power dumbzorz......winter mute go check it please

No idea what they are. Impact of story lost.

Haven't read the bass story just yet, but seeing who 'this idiot' is, I don't have high hopes.

Edit - I came, I saw, I closed that **** thread down.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]No idea what they are. Impact of story lost.

Haven't read the bass story just yet, but seeing who 'this idiot' is, I don't have high hopes.[/QUOTE]
You mean the worst bass forum poster ever?

uh yeah he ends it with "yeah rela mature" when he uses the insult "gayboy" what a dumbass

Yeah. I'm still waiting for Saitoku to apologize.

why is "rt" asterixed out on my title?!

[QUOTE=Kwash]When I don't shave, I pass for 18.

Seriously, I asked a woman who used to be a teacher at my school for a pack of luckys (as a joke) and she slapped them down, looked at me, then said "ok, dr pepper and a pack of luckys, that'll be ____"

:amaze:[/QUOTE]

Hey, sorry about calling you a pit monkey. I guess I misinterpreted.

I thought you were mocking me because I said "dude" and then you did.

So yeah. :D

Thread closed, and I'm going to get him banned for 10 days.

[QUOTE=Saitoku]Hey, sorry about calling you a pit monkey. I guess I misinterpreted.

I thought you were mocking me because I said "dude" and then you did.

So yeah. :D[/QUOTE]
eh its cool

phew, I thought wintermute was going to ban all the people in that thread. :cool:

when your banned can you still log onto the site and read stuff or are you just off the site for ten days

[QUOTE=Kwash]eh its cool

phew, I thought wintermute was going to ban all the people in that thread. :cool:[/QUOTE]

That thread was spiraling down in flames. (no pun intended) I really feel bad for the threadstarter...

[QUOTE=Kwash]why is "rt" asterixed out on my title?![/QUOTE]

it's TC that's asterisked out, because TC stands for TabCrawler - after a spamwar with them many a year ago, the letters 'TC' were banned from user titles.

There's lots of people who acted like prats there, but he's the problem.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]it's TC that's asterisked out, because TC stands for TabCrawler - after a spamwar with them many a year ago, the letters 'TC' were banned from user titles.[/QUOTE]

Little tidbit of MX lore for ya.

what bass story are you talking about??

i think that i missed it.

lowsound

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]when your banned can you still log onto the site and read stuff or are you just off the site for ten days[/QUOTE]
you can log in, but a message pops up and says that you are not authorized to access this page.

*has been banned many a time*

Wintermute, that sounds like old prophecy or something...

hmm didnt know that , tab crawler is a pretty bad site anyway

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]what bass story are you talking about??

i think that i missed it.

lowsound[/QUOTE]
Just go look for a thing titled "Bass Story Suggestions" Its closed, so it's not hard to miss. First page still I believe.

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]what bass story are you talking about??

i think that i missed it.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=240937[/url]

And the forbidden letters T and C were forever stricken from user titles, as a punishment to the wicked.

And MX was happy.

For a time....

o that i read that and was like "this is stupid"

lowsound

[QUOTE=Kwash]And the forbidden letters T and C were forever stricken from user titles, as a punishment to the wicked.

And MX was happy.

For a time....[/QUOTE]

Maybe a bunch of wisemen sealed them up in a hidden catacomb where their evil could never be unleashed upon the good people once again.

Until one fateful day...

^^when they were released and were burned by the townspeople.

lowsound

Of course, the whole situation nearly arose again, recently. That was a close call.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Of course, the whole situation nearly arose again, recently. That was a close call.[/QUOTE]


That just seems so strange to me that people would claim allegiance to one website or another and have a "spam war".... humans.

when was that, i don't remember it at all. but i was away for a week in july.

lowsound

hey all... that Kurtcobain66626 is an ***.... remember when he pretended to have a heart attack? What a bastard child!

Oh, some sharp eyed MX/TC double agent spotted trouble brewing on TC, some members plotting a spamattack against MX. He reported it in the Site Forum, and me and 307, one of the Guitar mods, went over to TC to diffuse the situation. We reported it to their mods, and they swore to ban any user spamming up MX. In return we banned an MXer who'd been spamming up TC.

That night, the entire TC forum was hacked down to the ground. For a while we were on high-alert that they would jump to the obvious conclusion and attack us.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]hey all... that Kurtcobain66626 is an ***.... remember when he pretended to have a heart attack? What a bastard child![/QUOTE]

He's been banned for 10 days. If his behaviour hasn't improved when he gets back on he'll be banned permanently.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Oh, some sharp eyed MX/TC double agent spotted trouble brewing on TC, some members plotting a spamattack against MX. He reported it in the Site Forum, and me and 307, one of the Guitar mods, went over to TC to diffuse the situation. We reported it to their mods, and they swore to ban any user spamming up MX. In return we banned an MXer who'd been spamming up TC.

That night, the entire TC forum was hacked down to the ground. For a while we were on high-alert that they would jump to the obvious conclusion and attack us.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Just think of spam as bullets and it sounds like a real heavy situation on your hands. It's like the Cuban Missile crisis or something.

ooo 10 days thats rough. it would sick to be banned at all.

lowsound

Good job cleaning up the forums though, Wintermute, always very quick when you are on.

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]ooo 10 days thats rough. it would sick to be banned at all.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

Lets face it, would anyone miss him?

I don't....

[QUOTE=Saitoku]:lol:

Just think of spam as bullets and it sounds like a real heavy situation on your hands. It's like the Cuban Missile crisis or something.[/QUOTE]

Hey, we take it seriously :lol: