I had too much beer...
It's my birthday soon too, so I'll get totally wasted I guess..

i didnt think it was possible to have too much beer!!
oh well, next party i go to im gonna make sure theres a fk load of booze so i dont have to rely on bloo*y tescos or threshers or sumthing.

My parents are away all weekend
I woke up with cans at the bottom of my bed!
I can't remembera a thing....:upset:

nice!!
wish mine wud go away for a weekend so i can get totally smashed wiv a load of mates.
hmmm icould go for a san miguel now cos that stuff is like lelgendary.
altho i hate carling with a passion cos it tastes like tramps pi*s that has been thrown up several times. my opinion anyway...

San miguel is gay,
Stella Artois=teh seckington

Alcopops is all ill drink, untill theyve got me drunk, then i drink striaght vodka.

Anyone heard that new trend?
They drink vodka out of fishbowls.




























*excessive

gotta go now cos im going out to reading with sum mates...
c ya all l8r!!!
:wave:
wetdog...

note: not book style, but the place Reading!!! :cool:

Seeya later man,
you crazy crazy cat...



*dog






*lame











*:upset:

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]It all began with a first post. An insignificant user making his mark on a dense jungle of n00bs and 3l3375. Soon he posted more.


Then for a long time nothing happened.


But then, the Tool thread went official. His posting senses returned. He started voicing opinions, making small talk, even sharing humour. Yet he remembered the rules. He did not flame nor spam.



Then he found the Official UK thread, and all that changed.


He became a spammer. He started talking to random people for hours on end. He found he was, addicted. And he liked it.

Now, coming to a cinema near you this season. From the maker of ‘Ben’s 100th post’, ‘Look! My post count spells 1337!’ and ‘666, the most Satanic post’ comes an epic spam fest and post count.

Featuring

Gurs as the tough uncompromising cop

InMyPlace as the sexy bounty hunter with a score to settle

Untitled258 as the cheeky mobster who loves to blow s*** up

[B]duffroxmysox as the sexy seductive double agent[/B]

I am Jimmy Page as….JIMMY PAGE!

And whoever I forgot can be a cool guy with a gun (Medopalis does NOT get a gun though, maybe a ninja sword)

And of course Adam Jones Is GOD as the tough enforcer who is looking to make his…





[SIZE=5]1000th Post[/SIZE]


Coming Soon


Oh wait, right now!


Seems like an anticlimax now, but still....

We worried about blow back from our spam attacks? (not started sniping yet, but may consider helping :upset: )[/QUOTE]
awesome 1000th post dude, but erm....the bold bit :confused: :lol: :p:thumb:

[QUOTE=wetdog]i didnt think it was possible to have too much beer![/QUOTE]

Oh you so can....BELIEVE ME:p (and I'm not talking like 2 cans :rolleyes: )

Alcopops > everyother alcohol.

[QUOTE=Medopalis]I can't even remember any of my "landmark" posts. :upset:.[/QUOTE]

neither can i, and it was 2 days ago.

Forest match going slow, we haven't had a real chance yet :upset:

Afternoon all :wave:

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]awesome 1000th post dude, but erm....the bold bit :confused: :lol: :p:thumb:[/QUOTE]

Every movie needs one :thumb:

^EDIT: :lol: cheers! (me worries since you haven't seen a pic :upset: )

[QUOTE=Medopalis]I can't even remember any of my "landmark" posts. :upset:.[/QUOTE]
I remember my 666th was about year old peanut butter :cool: :upset:


BUTLER YOUR AV IS HOTTTTTTTTTT ahem....

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]^EDIT: :lol: cheers! (me worries since you haven't seen a pic :upset: )


I remember my 666th was about year old peanut butter :cool: :upset:


BUTLER IS HOTTTTTTTTTT ahem....[/QUOTE]

Edited for the truth :naughty:

:eek: as if I would lie!!! grrr




:p

awww Billie Joe.........*me drools over keyboard* :o

You got the guitarist/vocalist, and the bassist. Now you need a dreamy drummer, and you've got your 'fantasy' band

lmfao :lol: *me goes through drummers in my head, "auditioning" them:p*

EDIT: waiiiiiiiit- HOLD UP!- has to be, without a doubt (atm anywho) Travis Barker- awesome AND hot ;) :D

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]awww Billie Joe.........*me drools over keyboard* :o[/QUOTE]

I mgith change it, and did you even read my edited psot, you responce made no sence :confused:

[QUOTE]I am Jimmy Page as….JIMMY PAGE![/QUOTE]
Hey, I'm down with it,
:cool:






*EDIT
666 posts:eek::evil:
OMFGZ!1

[QUOTE=Untitled258]I mgith change it, and did you even read my edited psot, you responce made no sence :confused:[/QUOTE]
dammit- the response wasn't to any post in general *just me thinking aloud:D*

and :eek: how dare you Butler :naughty: you still never showed me any pics

EDIT: that sounds like I was asking for :naughty: pics- just so you all know- I wasnt :p

*couldn't be arsed to do another post so:-* noooo don't change your av! unless it's a hot picture of a guy- then thats perfectly acceptable :p :lol:

[QUOTE=i_am_Jimmy_Page]Hey, I'm down with it,
:cool:[/QUOTE]

Wanna be the early Led Page, or the pisssed outta his mind on MTV music awards Page?

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]dammit- the response wasn't to any post in general *just me thinking aloud:D*

and :eek: how dare you Butler :naughty: you still never showed me any pics

EDIT: that sounds like I was asking for :naughty: pics- just so you all know- I wasnt :p[/QUOTE]
Ive told you, next time im at my dads, but people i know have me on phone, ive told them to upload them, but they havnt.

[QUOTE=Untitled258]Ive told you, next time im at my dads, but people i know have me on phone, ive told them to upload them, but they havnt.[/QUOTE]
excuses excuses *shakes head*

I'm off- The OCs on soon and I gotta do homework grr cya xxx

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Wanna be the early Led Page, or the pisssed outta his mind on MTV music awards Page?[/QUOTE]
Erm,
Probbably the early page, Just yardbirdish
And anyway,
He's allways been pissed out of his mind..

[QUOTE=i_am_Jimmy_Page]Hey, I'm down with it,
:cool:






*EDIT
666 posts:eek::evil:
OMFGZ!1[/QUOTE]
:thumb:

OMFG BUTLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I JUST NOTICED WE ARE ON PAGE 258!!!!!!!!! ahem....