boobs are not gross are you some kind of faggot. allow me to argue with you about it

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18502696]idk what's good about a porno that discriminates against poor boobs[/QUOTE]

the boobs are probably better in those pornos

i've seen a bunch of people w/ a I <3 boobies wristband

what the fuck is up w/ that

lol dude whatever i mean big boobs my bad sorry if you like something that's like the consistency of eggs in a bag lmao fucking beta male queer bitch

[QUOTE=adb;18502700]i've seen a bunch of people w/ a I <3 boobies wristband

what the fuck is up w/ that[/QUOTE]

when you buy one the money goes towards breast cancer research

thus you love boobs

you're saying it's better that some assholes are rich and make their expensive pornos and therefor they're better than people who need to watch homemade pornos

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18502701]lol dude whatever i mean big boobs my bad sorry if you like something that's like the consistency of eggs in a bag lmao fucking beta male queer bitch[/QUOTE]

oh so now we're making claims of objectively good consistencies

this forum is ridiculous....

i'm going to sign up for a [I]smart[/I] forum

cya fools later...

steve and mappy are dumb in other aspects I'll just assume the same about their political beliefs

couldn't care less about SOMETHING I HAVE A MICROSCOPIC AMOUNT OF CONTROL OVER

just felt i'd point out that i'm technically considered a "genius"

but i mean you're not even good at your major and listen to technical music so you're clearly much smarter than me
[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18502704]oh so now we're making claims of objectively good consistencies

this forum is ridiculous....[/QUOTE]

youre ridiculous for not understanding wtf i meant nice big words asshole i guess your private school brainwashed you into finding fat sluts attractive

genius
chronic alcohol abuser

pick 1

steve's such a fucking idiot his music taste is so safe and he appreciates architecture, who the fuck wants to look at buildings when you can sit at your computer and struggle to play guitar

[QUOTE=adb;18502712]genius
chronic alcohol abuser

pick 1[/QUOTE]

those are mutually exclusive

[QUOTE=adb;18502712]genius
chronic alcohol abuser

pick 1[/QUOTE]

I wish I was smart enough to figure out how this makes sense.

I'm glad to know there was never, ever a profoundly intelligent alcoholic in the history of mankind.

i think most of them were weren't they

Shakespeare was such a fucking moron, he would get drunk and shit.

Same with Poe, what a fucking dumbass he got drunk and fucked his cousin.

[url]http://ezinearticles.com/?Who-are-Some-Famous-Alcoholics?&id=729507[/url]

what a bunch of fucking morons

mappy comparing himself to actual people who've had an impact of society centuries after their death

[QUOTE]John Daly

[/QUOTE]

:lol:

brent [i]deflecting[/i]

that list is less impressive than i might've hoped

Yeah, it was just the first result for "historically significant alcoholics" in google, I think my search terms need to be dumbed down. The list has to be way bigger than that.
[QUOTE=adb;18502721]mappy comparing himself to actual people who've had an impact of society centuries after their death[/QUOTE]

Nyeah myan I guess your way smart if this is what you got out of those last two posts.

But like JOHN DALY LOL means that everyone else on that list is an idiot for drinking.

Joseph Stalin

i wish i was an actual person, then i could be smart like adb and make zero sense whatsoever in my attempts to criticize people for enjoying life more than me

i really cannot comprehend a genius having as little potential as mappy has

if you really are a genius dude, you really suck at applying it

dude joseph stalin wasn't an actual person he was mentally ill

i never said the contortionist is jazz fusion i just said there's better jazz fusion out there

pick 1

i need to get a nice fluffy couch. i'm always scared to buy used ones though cuz who knows what's soaked into it

[QUOTE=adb;18502728]i really cannot comprehend a genius having as little potential as mappy has[/quote]
i've come to the conclusion that you have trouble comprehending most things you talk about

but i'm glad you know so much about my "potential" since you know me and all

[quote]if you really are a genius dude, you really suck at applying it[/QUOTE]
you can tell this how? because i make fun of you on a forum?

im so good at applying my intelligence that i got a b in statistics

[QUOTE]you can tell this how? because i make fun of you on a forum?[/QUOTE]

nah everything leads me to believe you're a retard

in other words, your decision making