mappy is like daring me to write a review

I might

Do it.
I'll do one too, 'cause I like it.

[QUOTE=adb;18158560]it would sound better if they didn't try to jam so much non-sense into one song[/quote]
When riff-a flows into riff-b, and then into riff-c, that's not "jamming nonsense (no need for the hyphen there mr. super genius) into one song"

[quote]the breakdowns are the epitome of filler too[/quote]
It's deathcore.

[quote]there is a few really great melodies in a couple songs[/quote]
*every song

[quote]but not enough for me to put up with the bad jazz[/quote]
there's a few fusion influenced parts, stop pretending that you listen to jazz

[quote]bad ambient[/quote]
lol no, post rock != ambient, you retard, and their post rock parts rule

[quote]bad vocals[/quote]

HILARIOUS coming from someone who actually IS a bad vocalist.

[quote]so much better jazz fusion out there, so much better space themed music that stays within itself and doesn't sound forced[/QUOTE]
It's djent and post rock influenced deathcore, it's not jazz fusion, you fucktard.

You're not a musician. You're not a vocalist. You don't even use your mother tongue properly. Stop asserting the same things repeatedly, because you're repeatedly wrong.

[QUOTE=Aaron;18158571]Do it.
I'll do one too, 'cause I like it.[/QUOTE]

you already have and was excellent

i think I give mappy panic attacks

he holds me to the same standards as a "professional" band on a record label

also I never said it was jazz fusion but if I want to listen to jazzy music w/ spacey themes I'll listen to Holdsworth or David Hines

not some faggotry w/ breakdowns

hes just passionate as fuck

and knows his shit

oh god

[QUOTE=adb;18158578]i think I give mappy panic attacks

he holds me to the same standards as a "professional" band on a record label[/QUOTE]

Wow, this is your copout when every argument you've made is destroyed?

And re-read your posts, you said, "There's much better jazz fusion out there."

You're a massive faggot, and you have shitty tastes. Furthermore, you're completely and utterly incapable of constructing a proper, well thought critical statement, as you've depicted thus far. Therefor, you are a pretentious twat and fuck off non-elite.

i need to hear the new contortionist.

mappy extremely butthurt

contortionist review almost done

this album literally gives me a headache

butt we all like it cept for you

[QUOTE=adb;18158541]

its just a pretentious -core garbage gimmick band[/QUOTE]

you listen to pretentious -tech garbage gimmick dm

cool

[QUOTE=adb;18158693]mappy extremely butthurt[/quote]
Nope, just right. You're a pretentious fuckwad without a shred of tact, taste, or skill. Why the hell should anyone respect your oh so brilliant opinion? Get down, troglodyte.

[quote]contortionist review almost done

this album literally gives me a headache[/QUOTE]

too well composed for you honey?

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dude this is almost as chill as ground hoof meet and sore abs

if i were to listen to fusion shit why would i listen to holdsworth when i could listen to guthrie govan.

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18158930]if i were to listen to fusion shit why would i listen to holdsworth when i could listen to guthrie govan.[/QUOTE]

can't tell if this is sarcasm

but

govan rules

it was about half/half. and yes, govan rules.

If I were to listen to fusion I'd listen to TN12LLY.

Grandfather, muffuggah

only fusion worth listening to is Organized KonFUSION niggu

i know that this is the deathcore thread and all but i cannot believe that brent is talking about it when he's probably never heard of mahavishnu orchestra or anything like that =/

So anyway, who's stoked for new DMIR?

WITH SAM FUCKING CONYERS ON VOCALS

when's it coming out?

no clue but im still stoked fucker

yo botb

lights is coming to my school to perform and im definitely trying to get that box out if you know what im sayin

fuuuuuuu if she did that near me i would give her a roofi colada and introduce her to [I]HER DEMISE[/I]

oh lawds i wish to god I never heard that album

yeah, i was thinking of drugging her but i might just charm the fuck out of her idk

i'd probably start off like
"hey so i hear your dating the drummer of the devil wears prada... i'm better than him so uh..." and then i'd hit her with a club and drag her in an alley

i might make her a mixtape :)

Did you guys ever hear Sons of Azrael?

They used to be pretty good reminded me of old TTEOTD.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18158951]If I were to listen to fusion I'd listen to TN12LLY.[/QUOTE]

If I were to listen to fusion I'd listen to King Crimson and Return To Forever.

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/38835/The-Contortionist-Exoplanet/[/url]

that's how it's done

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18159017]fuuuuuuu if she did that near me i would give her a roofi colada and introduce her to [I]HER DEMISE[/I][/QUOTE]

:lol:

d/l the new contortionist

aint listened to any new deathcore since the VoM's new albums came out

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18159491]d/l the new contortionist

aint listened to any new deathcore since the VoM's new albums came out[/QUOTE]

if you want REAL TALK on the album read my review

already did

about to listen now