[QUOTE=gaslight;17479252]Absolutely see it. It'll be a good experience. Unless it costs heaps, in which case, think about it.

As retarded as religion is, I'll say one thing good about it. Catholic schoolgirls. Hosanna.[/QUOTE]

They're all V's though, well, most of them. That's no fun.

I quote Robin Williams: who wants 99 virgins when they die? Anyone who's been with one would surely know...

[QUOTE=Jimbobntnr;17479257]right?
if I'm lucky jimmie's mom will answer and we can get to know each other.[/QUOTE]

You should seriously do this and ruin the kid for life.

[QUOTE=Jimbobntnr;17479253]guys I might switch to drums.


Poison tribuit band FALEN ANGEL is looking for a high energy visual ,serious drummer who can play the songs the way they are ment to be played and have there own quality equipment. call 217 750 2243 but not after 8pm. ask for jimmie[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of the time at uni when we found an ad in the local music paper for a Christian metalcore band, and rang them up and answered their audition questions, then asked them a few of our own to "see how committed they [were] to the faith". Hung up on them when they couldn't name a favourite saint.

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;17479258]They're all V's though, well, most of them. That's no fun.

I quote Robin Williams: who wants 99 virgins when they die? Anyone who's been with one would surely know...[/QUOTE]

Every girl has to start somewhere.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17479260]Reminds me of the time at uni when we found an ad in the local music paper for a Christian metalcore band, and rang them up and answered their audition questions, then asked them a few of our own to "see how committed they [were] to the faith". Hung up on them when they couldn't name a favourite saint.[/QUOTE]

There's an ad that has been running in the local music streetpress for literally 3 continuous years that's pretty hilarious... I'll see if I can find it.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17479260]Reminds me of the time at uni when we found an ad in the local music paper for a Christian metalcore band, and rang them up and answered their audition questions, then asked them a few of our own to "see how committed they [were] to the faith". Hung up on them when they couldn't name a favourite saint.[/QUOTE]

you can't go wrong with st pauli girl.

Grunge flutist seeks crew
Bassist, drummer, producer for live and studio work. I've got somethin special people have not heard yet, I've got my winner style songs show to present, need help, infl: Nirvana etc. Contact Paul.

Haha 3 years. Give up.

I would like to hear this grunge flautist.

Winner style songs show, I'm in.

I couldn't find it, I think they did. The grunge flute I posted made up for it though.

Mature drummer - preferably 60s
Doesn't need to be brilliant (yet), just PASSIONATE, able to keep time and determined to play, gigs and dances. Female lead vocalist. Material late 50s and 60s pop and rock. Rehearsals mid week (day time).

Or they found their quarry.

There was a good one here looking for like "flamboyantly bisexual glam ladyboy electro funk hardcore techno" or some crap.

HEAVY METAL DRUMMER WANTED!
We are looking for a drummer between the ages of 15-20, with influences of Pantera, Black Label Society, Metallica And Slayer. If your keen to destroy ****, give us a ring.

Drummer Wanted for Established Originals
Established synth-pop-rock/ art-pop group seeks indie-pop drummer. Album. Industry Interest. Touring. Infl. The Killers, Bloc Party, MGMT, The Cure, New Order.

Weekend Warriors needed!
Im a girl working 5 days a week so I don't wanna do the fame and glory thing. Just wanna make some originals, do some gigs, record, jam, but mostly HAVE FUN! Need like-minded guitar and drums. I play jazz/rock/double bass. No weirdos.

Christian Vocalist Needed
Band with demos finished need singer. We are heavily experienced musos looking for someone with an amazing attitude to front a heavyish project. Influences include Cog, Muse, ISIS etc. Contact for demos.


I don't know why they need to be christian...?

I know these aren't really funny but I got bored.

Alright well it's been a long time since I slept. I'm out.

http://www.myspace.com/jaimewellsmusic

I found this chick in my town too, very nice music.

[quote=funkyhoney;17479294]Christian Vocalist Needed
Band with demos finished need singer. We are heavily experienced musos looking for someone with an amazing attitude to front a heavyish project. Influences include Cog, Muse, ISIS etc. Contact for demos.[/quote]

I didn't know Muse and Isis were Christian bands...

don't know nashville numbering? no biggy. pick!!!!!???!?!?!?!? GTFO!

Looking for experienced bassist .

Finger player, no pick players please.
Should know the number system or willing to learn it.
Good background in variety of music styles a plus..
Good equipment.

Central Illinois based band.
Modern country, classic country, rock and southern rock mixed in the set.

Interested? Then send me your contact info in a PM.
Thanks.

What is the Nashville number system?

I IV V i iv v etc.

That's Nashville numbering? I thought that was pretty standard notation.

yeah, that was my point, they'll take someone who doesn't know this - but not a pick player.

[quote=Jimbobntnr;17479388]yeah, that was my point, they'll take someone who doesn't know this - but not a pick player.[/quote]

Must have pro gear.*
No picks!













*Squier Starter Pack is Acceptable

:lol:

[quote]
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to poop. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML.[/quote]

[QUOTE=gaslight;17479214]You don't need to prove there is no god anymore than you need to prove that we aren't all steered around by giant purple zebras with puppet strings tied around their seven penises, because they all have seven each. Except for the females who have three.

The concept of god was invented by man to explain things that they couldn't explain at the time, that's it. (Well, that isn't completely it because there are numerous sociocultural and even biological reasons that religion spreads and persists, but I could spend my life analysing all that and I have better things to do, but I digress.) Before man dreamt it up, there was no concept of it. Anyone who can't wrap their head around that notion does not have a functioning cognisance as far as I'm concerned.

In other news, I just wiped out this spider in my house using the old Mortein plus open flame trick. I used a bigger dose of Mortein than usual and heard a pop when the flame hit it. For the life of me I can't find a trace of the creature. [B]I now know what it is like to cast Disintegrate and have my target fail its save vs death.[/B][/QUOTE]

you did not just say that

What :p.

George L's cables are great for saving space.

But.

I've just spent the last two hours trying to work out which one of the 30 or so that I've just made up for my pedalboard isn't actually working.

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posting mid workout

40 shoulder presses at 100 lbs
20 bicep curls at 100 lbs
60 shrugs at 120 lbs
20 upright rows at 120 lbs

[QUOTE=Raayl;17480600]posting mid workout

40 shoulder presses at 100 lbs
20 bicep curls at 100 lbs
60 shrugs at 120 lbs
20 upright rows at 120 lbs[/QUOTE]

i take it yesterday was your core day and today is your ego day?

Awesome. Next show is booked. September 24th. It's been way too long since I've played live.