what happened to that gamer gurl

this girl I've been talking aobut is p much every gamer guys wetdream

too sober to come up with a believable story

[QUOTE=emmy;18597525]too sober to come up with a believable story[/QUOTE]
well i could give you the entire story


and adb what gamer gurl

the etnrie story im on the edge of my seat here already dude

that 1 dorky gurl u said u were talkin to one night about some zombie apocalyse or sum shit

[QUOTE=emmy;18597528]the etnrie story im on the edge of my seat here already dude[/QUOTE]
its much more believable do u wanna read it


and adb i didnt bother calling her cuz im a bitch

lol pussy

i also woke up sober and didnt really find myself interested


but most people would say its cuz im a bitch

being sober = ur a bitch *chug chug hauhchg * iodito juice

[QUOTE=emmy;18597539]being sober = ur a bitch[/QUOTE]


do you have any idea how accurate this is

so glad I'm not ugly

adb gets all the young 1000 year old elfish bitches

drinking some idiot juice

fucking strong ass idiot juice

mothers lock up your doors

[QUOTE=adbforever;18597543]so glad I'm not ugly[/QUOTE]

yeah youre really ugly

at least my face doesnt look like it was scrunched up in photoshop like yours does

burn

music is boring

[QUOTE=adbforever;18597570]at least my face doesnt look like it was scrunched up in photoshop like yours does

burn[/QUOTE]

yeah nope i'm good looking

plus it's pretty cool cuz people in general like me

do they im gona go ask thm

[B]no dont[/B]

2late btich

youre just doing this cuz [I]everyone loves ~~eliminator*[/I]

pix of elimcut

#2 all around

what about on top

#2 too?

i gav ur mom a #2 all around

what about on top

#2 too?

yes

[I]all around[/I]

wish food n drink wasnt so comforting

wish givin ur mom a #2 on her face wasnt so comforting

okay

wuld ul iek frize w/ dat

went to a barbeque and then a party tonight

sup yall

did nothin 2day

doin nothin 2morrow

meeting a gurl on sun

goddammit nick

1) (noun) A sad existence. A leech with no musical taste that listens to every thing that the wannbe-hipster hotspot, pitchfork.com, gives an 8.3 or higher.

2) (verb; to bitchfork) To flame people for their musical taste, if the respective artist was not given an 8.3 or higher on pitchfork.
1) Bitchfork: OMG have you heard the new Sunset Rubdown album, it's absolutely brilliant. 8.3 / 10!!! The greek allusions are so down to earth and not pretentious. Oh, did i forget to mention i love Animal Collective.
Normal Person: What a bitchfork.

2) Douche: Omg, i don't think that there are enough Greek allusions in the new Peter, Bjorn & John album. It's so mainstream indie, and behind the times. Animal Collective ,however, rules!
Person 1: What is going on
Person 2: Leave him alone, he's just bitchforking.

playin scrabble w/ this girl im meetin

ownin her ass

she's spelled dome and lubes

is this a sign

beating her ass again man I AM SO GOOD

happy bday shortz