have you raped her yet y/n ?

jesus christ mitch is this girl really worth the effort

she doesnt want to fuck unless shes in a relationship

idk shes cute and kinda cool but just so fucking boring to talk to

wait though it gets better

So I figured that meant she'd just come on Saturday afternoon or something, but she got here yesterday evening. So now since I still have to work, she's just chilling at my place. Haha.

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="7"][COLOR="Cyan"]LOL![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

Gonna be playing a gig tonight, but I woke up this morning with a really fucked up shoulder.

Gonna suck.

fuck that bitch mitch

lol mitch don't end up marrying someone like that for fucks sake

dude haz are you fucking kidding me

i have no desire to talk to this girl after ive fucked her a few times

"lol marriage" - brent

or maybe "marriage can foad"

lol

I agree, though.

[QUOTE=illmitch;18237810]dude haz are you fucking kidding me

i have no desire to talk to this girl after ive fucked her a few times[/QUOTE]

idk I hear stories about these young men in college who claim they are gonna be a wild bachelor forever and that marriage is for squares then they end up getting a comfortable job and somehow settle down with some boring woman in the suburbs and spit out 2 or 3 kids then get old, face a superannuation payout and then die

I have a feeling if you persist with this girl this could happen to you

i mean i plan on getting married within the next decade

but idk i dont plan on staying with this girl longterm

I sense doubt in that statement

she could have you by the balls before you know it and next thing you'll know you be shopping for drapes

haz don't fuck with me like this

ill make her a bopper whos willing to suck on 31 dicks cuz i look like ronald mcdonald

wish lil b would play around here :(

nah i saw it on noz's tumblr is it good

[QUOTE=Aaron;18237694]Tree by tree. Shrub by shrub. Taking it all back. The branches immersed in poison - turn the tide, prune the leaves back. Roots against roots, let the fertilising begin. A firestorm to purify the undergrowth that society drowns in. No mercy, no exceptions, a declaration of total gardening.[/QUOTE]

:lol: classic

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/39816/Vile-Depopulate/[/url]

I wrote a review that isn't a joke in ranglish for once.

rofling @ mitch

[QUOTE=Aaron;18237694]Tree by tree. Shrub by shrub. Taking it all back. The branches immersed in poison - turn the tide, prune the leaves back. Roots against roots, let the fertilising begin. A firestorm to purify the undergrowth that society drowns in. No mercy, no exceptions, a declaration of total gardening.[/QUOTE]

\m/

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18237887]rofling @ mitch[/QUOTE]

shit sux

wuchoo gon' do boi

aww i just went to grab the last beer out of a 12 pack and instead of a beer i grabbed my room mates kitten ^_^

hope that wasn't in the refrigerator

[QUOTE=whiteminority;18237916]aww i just went to grab the last beer out of a 12 pack and instead of a beer i grabbed my room mates kitten ^_^[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=whiteminority;18237916]aww i just went to grab the last beer out of a 12 pack and instead of a beer i grabbed my room mates kitten ^_^[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18237917]hope that wasn't in the refrigerator[/QUOTE]

hahahaha nah, i'm far too lazy to keep my beer cold in the fridge downstairs. it posts up next to my bed so i can get drunk while in bed on the internet.

went to a party last night where a bunch of black people were dancing to psyopus

i wasnt even on shrooms dudes

omg if milk was alcohol id be so drunk right now!!! :lol: