I read Harry Potter 1-4 in one binge when I was 9, finished up the series about a year ago

read the first series of unfortunate events book in one school day when i was in 5th grade. it sucked

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18593538]are you fucking kidding me haz

i can't even touch that[/QUOTE]

serious, i've read all those. the length of some of those was ridiculous

read lord of the rings and the silmarillion when i was in grade school

my favorite book in chicken soup for my dick in your moms mouth

[QUOTE=illmitch;18593546]read lord of the rings and the silmarillion when i was in grade school[/QUOTE]

fuck you

man, was IT the most awkward thing you've ever read or what ?

totally did not see it ending with the whole cast of characters gang bang a 12 year old girl in a sewer

every1 was readin holes i didnt igve a FUCK even tho i read it.. still didnt give a FUCK im abovewa322222

oh yeah i read holes in grade school as well

thats about it

[QUOTE=emmy;18593540]i met steven king once i asked him what the fuk was up with his glasses n he alcalled me a bitch and threatened to jerk me off but he was drinking dr pepper and his breath smeled like cauliflower so i staid talk 2 the hand cuz my hant cant smell and idk he sued me[/QUOTE]

shit, i heard that

Sup yall

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18593551]man, was IT the most awkward thing you've ever read or what ?

totally did not see it ending with the whole cast of characters gang bang a 12 year old girl in a sewer[/QUOTE]

thought that was kinda weird yeah

that sociopathic kid with the flies in his lunchbox deeply upset me for some reason

I was brushing up on my Ernest Hemingway in grade school, fuck you guys

i read way lots of books and got 100% on english exams :pro:

steven king more like........................................... i dunno u tel me

my favorite book in 3rd grade was leaves of grass

wonder how Blockhead is doing in rehab

he has probably shit off everyone that works there and they have him under permanent lockdown

he probably acts lke he's in tinychat all the time talking to himself

[QUOTE=Haz;18593563]thought that was kinda weird yeah

that sociopathic kid with the flies in his lunchbox deeply upset me for some reason[/QUOTE]

I read The Dead Zone when I was 13 and the part where the guy rapes a little girl so hard he ruptures her organs and she dies upset the living shit out of me

[QUOTE]wonder how Blockhead is doing in rehab[/QUOTE]I really hope he's dead, I've never talked to some one who was a more obvious drain on society

[QUOTE=emmy;18593566]steven king more like........................................... i dunno u tel me[/QUOTE]

weiner king king of weiners

i went through a drunk irish novelist phase when i was 11 it had a big effeect on my dick

every single one of those books I listed there has some reference to child abuse in it, it's a King cliché

I think the worst one was in the library policeman

[QUOTE=Haz;18593576]the library policeman[/QUOTE]

thaats what i call my dick

school starts back up in 26 days

[quote]Sam Peebles is asked to give a speech to the Rotary Club. An office assistant (Naomi) directs him to the public library to check out two books that might help with speech writing. In doing so he runs across Ardelia Lortz, the librarian. He checks out two books with the warning that they must be returned or he should beware of the Library Policeman. Naomi eventually informs us that Ardelia Lortz is not living and is not spoken of any more. Through a series of events we are introduced to Dave Duncan "Dirty Dave" a former lover of Ardelia's. He finds that Ardelia is not a person but a being which feeds on fear and that Duncan was a sometimes unwilling companion/conspirator in helping her feed from the fear of children. We find that Ardelia had "died" in 1960 after killing two children and a Police Officer. She is now back and Duncan believes she seeks revenge and a new host. The Library Policeman turns out to be a recreation by Ardelia of a man Peebles had run into as a child at his local library who had raped and threatened him. The Library Policeman however is not just a recreation but also an embodiment of Ardelia who sought access to Sam as her new host. Dave dies defending them from Ardelia. They appear to have beaten the Library Policeman/Ardelia, only to discover at the end that she has already attached to Naomi. Sam removes her from Naomi's neck and destroys her under the wheels of a passing train.[/quote]

so bad

im dirty dave

[quote]A police detective investigating a sudden rash of grisly deaths caused by an industrial laundry press machine discovers that, through a series of unfortunate coincidences, the machine has become possessed by a demon. The story ends after the detective and his friend underestimate the demon's power; and in seeking to exorcise the machine, they instead goad it into ripping free of its moorings and prowling the streets in search of fresh prey.[/quote]

[I]The Mangler[/I] was the worst king story

I was literally just about to mention that The Mangler is the most outrageously bad thing I've ever read that wasn't written by Allen Ginsburg or Jack Kerouac

my favorite stephen kings book is the jungle book

never knew he wrote a book about shortz

its about shortzs incestual relationshit w/ a little nature boy bitch

The Lawnmower Man is probably his most advanced and literary work

everything in Night Shift shows utter complexity

beaten 2 it by lillmitch king of my butthole

have em spooked like ooga booga

goodfellas is about the shits i take

were Brent I snap u liek twig

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18593589]The Lawnmower Man is probably his most advanced and literary work[/QUOTE]

dude, I remember it being about a fat guy eating grass and not much else

I think [I]Skeleton Crew [/I]was his best collection of short stories.

xskeletonxkrewx

lorelai iz gettin married

nope