Ok, sorry.

They only have like a 3 song EP, anybody know who I'm talking about? I can't remember the name for the life of me....and I want to take another look at them...

[url]http://www.metal-archives.com[/url]

I think he's talking about Celtic Frost

(or more realistically Umoral or Mezzerschmitt)

That's just his attempt at namedropping, so he can think he's cool or something.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16015045]I think he's talking about Celtic Frost[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;16015038][url]http://www.metal-archives.com[/url][/QUOTE]

That only works if you know the band's name, if I'm not mistaken....


EDIT: That's it Tyler (Umoral), thanks.

[QUOTE]That only works if you know the band's name, if I'm not mistaken....[/QUOTE]
Find a Hellhammer band, which isnt hard because he's in like 50, then look at what's within the parenthesis.

[QUOTE=Valhall;16015054]That only works if you know the band's name, if I'm not mistaken....


EDIT: That's it Tyler, thanks.[/QUOTE]

Um no...

You search for a band that you know one of the members is in and next to his name it shows the other bands that he is in!

I got it Tyler, it was Umoral, thanks.

Matt: Sorry, didn't know...I don't patrol M-A too often...I lurk the forums a bit but that's it.

I'll be on my way now.

Aakon: I didn't get anything from you.....:/

[QUOTE=Valhall;16015054]That only works if you know the band's name, if I'm not mistaken....


EDIT: That's it Tyler (Umoral), thanks.[/QUOTE]

lol when i sent that, it had all the names and everything on it bro.

[QUOTE]That only works if you know the band's name, if I'm not mistaken....[/QUOTE]
You can look up another of Hellhammer's bands his other projects will be listed next to his name.

edit: beaten massively

lol @ Unmoral's pic though. [url]http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=109595[/url]

Those suspenders are hot.

[FONT="Fixedsys"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Cyan"]SMITHERS YOU ARE QUITE GOOD AND TURNING ME ON[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[url]http://a609.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_58e629aa541f4db06a90637647d0b9f8.jpg[/url]

lmao, that's hot

Beer guts are f[size=2]u[/size]cking metal

His bellybutton is like a black hole.

As soon as that guy puts on a shirt, I refuse to listen to them.

I just listened to them and it's going to take a lot more than his gut to make me care

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16015150][url]http://a609.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_58e629aa541f4db06a90637647d0b9f8.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

He needs to go on the Slim Frost diet

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16015010]Hey look it's that guy we pretend to hate but secretly devote all our time to lol BRA YOU'RE A large bundle of sticks HERE'S AN ELABORATE FORMULA I CREATED TO PROVE THIS.

Also: Nocturnus anyone?[/QUOTE]
:lol: honestly I don't understand why you guys find that so funny. But I kind of think its funny just that you're still bringing it up.
[QUOTE=Daven;16014975]Did it take a long time for you to look for that stupid *** picture?[/QUOTE]
Look AS[size=2]S[/size]HOLE you are about to PISS me off. God help me, I am two seconds away from hitting you with my ring hand. If you did not find that picture funny, you should submerge your head underwater indefinitely.

It came up on google image search in about 15 seconds by typing criss cross/thelonious monk or something like that.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16015260]He needs to go on the Slim Frost diet[/QUOTE]

haha. that was funny for some reason.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16017436]haha. that was funny for some reason.[/QUOTE]

It was funny because I made a pun. Incorrigible punster - do not [i]incorrige[/i]! Oh ho ho ho!

(Please take me out behind the shed and shoot me. I'll go quietly.)

I dig Umoral's vocals.

Eh.

really late but to all the Kraftwerk talk a couple pages back:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKtxg1D7vZw[/url]

lol

[QUOTE=Luc214;16017680]really late but to all the Kraftwerk talk a couple pages back:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKtxg1D7vZw[/url][/QUOTE]

Creepy, robotic men in suits

Truly the heart and soul of all Kraftwerk

I listen to Kraftwerk when I jog. Tr00 Aryan exercise.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16017736]I listen to Kraftwerk when I jog. Tr00 Aryan exercise.[/QUOTE]

I had to get an EKG earlier for some reason, and it took twenty minutes, because [i]Elektrokardiogramm[/i] played in my head and I couldn't stop laughing about the idea that anyone would make a song out of such a boring procedure.

"Elektro, Elektrokardiogramm! [b]*dum du dum du du dum du dum du du dum du dum du du dum du ... zh! zh! zh! zh!*[/b]"

Isn't there a story about someone interviewing one of the guys from Kraftwerk and all he was doing was smiling and nodding so the interviewer was like "Will you give me a blowjob?"

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16017751]Isn't there a story about someone interviewing one of the guys from Kraftwerk and all he was doing was smiling and nodding so the interviewer was like "Will you give me a blowjob?"[/QUOTE]

Maybe

Wolfgang Flür likes diddling little girls, I know that much

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16015010]Hey look it's that guy we pretend to hate but secretly devote all our time to lol BRA YOU'RE A large bundle of sticks HERE'S AN ELABORATE FORMULA I CREATED TO PROVE THIS.

Also: Nocturnus anyone?[/QUOTE]

Editing his last.fm page takes maybe 10 minutes tops.

Why would we pretend to hate BRA?

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16017747]I had to get an EKG earlier for some reason[/QUOTE]
people just don't randomly get EKG's without knowing why.

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;16018067]people just don't randomly get EKG's without knowing why.[/QUOTE]

I remember. I needed to have heart and thyroid health measured for some medication I'm going on

I wasn't tryin to be an asshole or anything I just thought it was weird that you didn't know.

np: Wehrhammer - Deutsche Treue

The main riff in this song reminds me A LOT of the Coven Of The Worm song "Strafgericht"...I know he used to be in that band but still, you shouldn't steal riffs.

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;16018146]I wasn't tryin to be an asshole or anything I just thought it was weird that you didn't know.[/QUOTE]

I didn't think you were an asshole

np: Blut Aus Nord - [i]A Few Shreds of Thoughts[/i]

boy do I ever suck

ya Blut Aus Nord aren't that good

I played them on Halloween.