Oh ***** that was 1000.

I'm officially hXe punx now.

I want this to be my 10,000th post

[QUOTE]Whenever Chuck Norris makes a joke, the sound of an audience laughing comes out of nowhere. Chuck will then turn to you, smile, and give you two thumbs up. After that, everything freezes, even you are unable to move. The laughter then turns into music as credits begin to scroll down from thin air. Finally, your sight fades to black and there is nothing. When you regain your sight and mobility, Chuck Norris is nowhere to be found.[/QUOTE]

Brilliant.

*insert random Walker Texas Ranger clip*

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]I want this to be my 10,000th post[/QUOTE]

Scott Herren > Chuck Norris

Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Henry Rollins?

chuck norris would win

[QUOTE=xxxJoshxxx]chuck norris would win[/QUOTE]

Agreed.

who would you rather bone? chuck norris? or henry rollins?

henry rollings... although, i'd most likely cause him displessure at my sub-par sexual skills... thus im gonna go for chuck norris

Haha the new swear filter:

fuck
shit
cunt
******
asshole

fuck
shit
ass
cock

ASS and COCK are freeeee!

a-hole = asshole

what is squirre?l

[QUOTE=obese_breasts]what is squirre?l[/QUOTE]

I know for a fact that it is c'unt.

Cunt.

Sam you're such a next thread button.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Sam you're such a next thread button.[/QUOTE]

You're such an User CP click.

Sam you're such a quick reply.

[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]who would you rather bone? chuck norris? or henry rollins?[/QUOTE]
Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake as a condom.

Cheesewhiz, you are such a jazz piano.

I am [B][I][U]THE[/U][/I][/B] Jazz Piano.

Cheesewhiz, you're such a black flag.

I am Black Flag. In fact one time..

Oh I won't bore you with my stories....

Cheesewhiz, you're such a pretty colored cut of apple.

I pefer Granny Smith thank you.

This old timer does ramble on sometimes.....

Cheesewhiz, do YOU remember the war of 1812?

My memory is a little fuzzy, I know it was about Vin Diesel, and him having sex with a watermelon. Does this sound familar at all to you?

Cheesewhiz, familiar is as foreign to me as a clitorus.

And watermelon is as familiar to me as it is forgein to you.

Cheesewhiz, I see a bright future for you. Either that, or a heroin addiction. I guess it is up to you.