fucking retard elvish cunt

if u havnt had waffles, stwbrs n crm ur a gaywad

implying having once immediately leads to a complete understanding of texture

actually it does

there's intricacies that cannot be wholly understood in one mouthful

/)_/)
( n.n)
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look imma bunneh

like with my nuts

my nuts taste like cream

yeah ive got overactive sebaceous glands that def cant be understood in only one mouthfull

eating frosted mini wheats
now that's what i call texture

i had a ridiculous day yesterday. over the course of the day i took 22 Norco (10mg hydro/325 tylenol). My friend invited me to go out to a bar with he and his friends. We both were already fucked up and decided to take a xanax bar before we went out.

when we got to the bar every thing was cool and we drank a bunch etc. this waitress was flirting with me the whole time so i got her phone number.

then we went back to my friends' place and were sitting on his patio drinking. i decided to throw my empty beer bottle over the balcony into the pool and it smashed every where and everyone flipped out. this girl sarah we were with also got mad cause i said to her "you think that waitress is interested in me? I mean, i'm cute wouldn't YOU fuck me if you were single?" she though i was trying to fuck her or something but i was just asking a question (she was fat)

so any way i left cause everyone was pissed at me and went to emily's. i got there at like 2 AM and i told her about what happened and she was all "you poor thing, you're so sweet but people just don't understand you!" then she tried to give me head (she was on her period) but i couldn't get an erection cause of all the hydros. so we just cuddled and talked.

this morning she made me pancakes and i ate with her and her grandparents. just took another ten hydros

frosted mini wheats taste like cardboard w/ a straw texture

drugtalk;dr;umad

so i take it you're having fun at n.a.?

[QUOTE=adb;18497914]frosted mini wheats taste like cardboard w/ a straw texture[/QUOTE]

um no they taste like sugar and grain how dumb are you

raw tuna fucker

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18497917]um no they taste like sugar and grain how dumb are you[/QUOTE]

either way you're a faggot

think i'm gonna start up a pokemon red game tonight

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18497921]think i'm gonna start up a pokemon red game tonight[/QUOTE]

ive always liked blue better

drinking a natty, listening to off minor

bout to get some herb from my brother

edit: thunder v grizzly's game was p krieg

[QUOTE=adb;18497920]either way you're a faggot[/QUOTE]

deal w/ it mr. deal w/ it

natty is as close to piss as you can get for beer

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18497924]drinking a natty, listening to off minor

bout to get some herb from my brother
[/QUOTE]

Pot is a middle school drug Matty.

and i'm a fucking pedo bitsch

@jon: no it's not

and this was free so no complaint ever

my name is mappy

i drink (lot of cals) and smoke dank (which makes you eat more) and get anal when adb calls me out for still being fat

1 beer

so fattening

also

lmao elfin constitution, somebody is jelly

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18497923]ive always liked blue better[/QUOTE]

nah dude arcanine, scyther, electabuzz, primeape, arbok > meowthe, magmar (fagduck), sandshrew, bellsprout. i mean come on

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18497924]
edit: thunder v grizzly's game was p krieg[/QUOTE]

hell yeah it was i'm lovin the shit out of the grizz these playoffs

not likin the way the heat game is going tho

i just ate some yogurt w homemade granola

[I]you wanna talk about texture[/I]?

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18497934]hell yeah it was i'm lovin the shit out of the grizz these playoffs[/QUOTE]

yeah they're playing so damn well

marc gasol is my fuckin boy