Did you know that 95% of all statistics are made up?..................................

Did you know that 95% of my a[SIZE=2]s[/SIZE]s is made fo corn puffs?

In case you didn't catch it my last post was a joke...........................

Get it?

One time, in the same grade 10 french class I wrote about before, two of my friends made up their whole essay and presentation during the class it was due. Some of their classic lines during the presentation were talking about how the Romans played instruments that were not played (or invented, I can't remember which it was) during their time and dates that were connected to the Renaissance period of history, and not the Roman empire. Actually, I believe they were discussing mandolins and steel-string acoustic guitars when they talked of instruments of the Roman empire, and they made that up after I made a presentation on the history of the electric and acoustic guitar and bass guitar. The best part? Our teacher passed them both with a 55, not because of their facts (lack of), but because of the creative writing and improvisation that they displayed.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]Did you know that 95% of my a[SIZE=2]s[/SIZE]s is made fo corn puffs?[/QUOTE]
*bites*

Now only 90% is.

no.....


haha j/k

i dont know if any of you are familiar with organized debate (cheesy kinda sport thing, dont think about it that hard) a friend of mine made up a fake court case to support his point. Terrance Vs. Dogman.

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]In case you didn't catch it my last post was a joke...........................

Get it?[/QUOTE]
Of course I did.



Mine was also. I HOPE you cought that.

Here's another statistic:

-According to a worldwide survey, 98% of constipated people don't really give a sh[color=white]i[/color]t.

[QUOTE=Yman]no.....


haha j/k

i dont know if any of you are familiar with organized debate (cheesy kinda sport thing, dont think about it that hard) a friend of mine made up a fake court case to support his point. Terrance Vs. Dogman.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]*bites*

Now only 90% is.[/QUOTE]
*cries*

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]Of course I did.



Mine was also. I HOPE you cought that.[/QUOTE]
You were kidding?! :amaze:

Hahaha j/k

It's funny saying that statistics to people who are not as smart because they get confused or they actually believe you.

I know lots of dumb people...




Let's play another round ooooooff


FOOL THE DOLTS!!!!



*themsong*

ya i totally bombed a social essay today. we were supposed to write at least 3 pages i didn't even get half that. god**** social

*cheesy announcer voice*

Speaking of which in my Drama class, we had to do a 30 minute game show. Our group did the Newlywed game and we were the only ones that actually made the time limit without being **** boring. I was the host and I did the *cheesy announcer voice*

I also need to study for an anthropology test that I have tomorrow, first period.
The only bad part about leaving things to the last minute is when stuff piles up.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]I also need to study for an anthropology test that I have tomorrow, first period.
The only bad part about leaving things to the last minute is when stuff piles up.[/QUOTE]
I know.

If I only had to do say......... one long term project on a given nioght I could.

But not more than one.

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]*cheesy announcer voice*

Speaking of which in my Drama class, we had to do a 30 minute game show. Our group did the Newlywed game and we were the only ones that actually made the time limit without being **** boring. I was the host and I did the *cheesy announcer voice*[/QUOTE]
I miss my Drama class now.

I'm listening to Jaco while working, it's good working music.

Mine was a cheap Jr. High class.

Lasted only one trimester.

For those who are not bright a trimester is like a semester but it is 1/3 of a school year instead of 1/2.

Drama is lots of fun.
I've taken it in grades 9 and 10, and currently in grade 11, and will in grade 12.

I'm going to have some cheescake.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]I'm going to have some cheescake.[/QUOTE]
You're lucky, I love cheesecake.

i wish i had cheesecake

But I got the award at the end for being the best one in the period.

Woot!

I'm planning on taking it in high school. Our high school also has this thing called comedy sports and it's exactly like "Who's Line is it Anyway"

That's a great show btw.

^^^
indeed it is. i never see it on anymore though.

MMMM!.



A shower now.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]I'm listening to Jaco while working, it's good working music.[/QUOTE]
The only songs I have from him are Birdland, PoT, and Donna Lee.

[QUOTE=BeastontheBass]^^^
indeed it is. i never see it on anymore though.[/QUOTE]
It is on fox family channel every now and then.

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]The only songs I have from him are Birdland, PoT, and Donna Lee.[/QUOTE]
You should get more, yup. More.

i dont get that. im in canada. **** canadian channels not have "whose line is it anyway"

wow i cant believe i just said "not have" w00t go bad grammar

Canadian channels do have "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]You should get more, yup. More.[/QUOTE]
Sounds good..........

Give me suggestions. besides Chromatic Fantasy....... It just gets too weird with the monkeys screaming in the back and cymbol crashes and such.

i havent seen it in so long though. what channels do you speak of??

Right now, my plan for education seems to be going to university, one near my has a great comedy writing department, and after graduation there, try out for Second City, hopefully get a job there.

Sounds cool............

now back to Jaco.

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]Sounds good..........

Give me suggestions. besides Chromatic Fantasy....... It just gets too weird with the monkeys screaming in the back and cymbol crashes and such.[/QUOTE]
Continuum, Invitation, Opus Pocus, (Used To Be A) Cha Cha, Come On Come Over, Teen Town, Amerika

[QUOTE=BeastontheBass]i havent seen it in so long though. what channels do you speak of??[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I see it every once in a while.

I can't find Teen Town anywhere.

I download legally and neither Napster or iTunes has it.

Don't forget his Slang bass solo... when he kicks in with the distortion at 2:20, it's so beautiful I almost want to cry...