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xMalcolmXx 04-30-2011 10:02 PM

the logic in my drafting was that kobe is obviously the number 1 choice because he calls refs faggots and rapes and generally doesnt give a fuck so i def needed that on the court, and steve nash is white so we probably have the refs on our side, and then i simmed the rest and thats what i ended up with

Nepenthe 04-30-2011 10:02 PM

right now i'm on year 3 of a celtics/mavs franchise. both of them made it to the finals in the 2nd year that kinda sucked, i just switched off being them and simmed the final game. but my celtics have won both years. i got rondo, brandon roy, paul pierce, ibaka, and greg oden. with garnett, ray allen, ronny turiaf, jason kapono, and james posey comin off the bench. unbeatable.

xMalcolmXx 04-30-2011 10:05 PM

garnett as your secret weapon very sly

i almost never play a regular dynasty, i always do a fantasy draft. idk why.

Nepenthe 04-30-2011 10:10 PM

garnett plays really well against cancer patients

adb 04-30-2011 10:13 PM

lol

witchxrapist 04-30-2011 10:14 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18497479]the logic in my drafting was that kobe is obviously the number 1 choice because he calls refs faggots and rapes and generally doesnt give a fuck so i def needed that on the court, and steve nash is white so we probably have the refs on our side, and then i simmed the rest and thats what i ended up with[/QUOTE]

lmao

adb 04-30-2011 10:18 PM

my dads in my room talking to me

this is like the most real talk convo I've had with him

adb 04-30-2011 10:19 PM

its about my mom being crazy

xMalcolmXx 04-30-2011 10:20 PM

i'm going to have to have blake griffin because [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V349cUSQ4Og[/url] he can dunk from the free throw line look at him throw it down thats just raw power

and idk why you traded shaq he definitely has a place on my team any time he wants

witchxrapist 04-30-2011 10:31 PM

dad: your mom's a bitch myan

adb: yeah dad i no the demographics, you have a hand anyway why touch women?

dad: 10/10 pyschographics rating

P13 04-30-2011 10:32 PM

:lol:

NEEDTOPOST 04-30-2011 10:35 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18497494]its about my mom being crazy[/QUOTE]

elaborate

Bitchfork 04-30-2011 10:38 PM

:d:d:d

xMalcolmXx 04-30-2011 10:42 PM

adb you should go on a cross country bonding road trip with your dad

also these shorts i'm wearing smell like piss

adb 04-30-2011 10:43 PM

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18497504]elaborate[/QUOTE]

if my mom was 30 years younger this would be her:

[url]http://www.quickmeme.com/Crazy-Girlfriend-Praying-Mantis/[/url]

she's suspicious of my dad when he's always home

adb 04-30-2011 10:46 PM

yes I just described the situation using a meme

[img]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=424134&dateline=1304032108[/img]

witchxrapist 04-30-2011 10:56 PM

hahahahahhaa

adb 04-30-2011 10:59 PM

my dad is more sheltered than I am and my mom is always on his case

P13 04-30-2011 11:00 PM

I was always under the impression that autism wasn't genetic

adb 04-30-2011 11:02 PM

lol gorgon, you're basically like I was when I was your age

P13 04-30-2011 11:04 PM

really? how?

TimJim 04-30-2011 11:06 PM

you were into macs and drinking, social interactiosn with anglo-saxon females and having a pretty good time no matter what?

adb 04-30-2011 11:07 PM

actually, I take that back.

I wasn't a faggot

P13 04-30-2011 11:07 PM

and had a decently broad taste in music, a girlfriend, and lots of friends and you were going to uni for a real degree?

adb 04-30-2011 11:08 PM

in b4 you're a faggot now!!!

adb 04-30-2011 11:08 PM

lol you with a girlfriend

[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkhxtdXsqT1qhyid5.jpg[/img]

P13 04-30-2011 11:09 PM

yeah I am really happy whats your point

adb 04-30-2011 11:10 PM

so I take it you boned her

P13 04-30-2011 11:12 PM

not yet no
i said girlfriend because there aren't really any terms for what we are

exclusive would work, I guess

adb 04-30-2011 11:14 PM

then you're not happy, you're just saying you are to brag

get back to me when you put it in


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