[QUOTE=Pete;17849097]pears is probably the best hand fruit

banana is good also because its so filling and [B]phallic[/B][/QUOTE]

lol, are you gay?!

water-melone - at least you can fukk it :lol:
... but nothing can beat an apple-pie :thumb:




/attention: sarcasm

just had a banana smoothie

word

[QUOTE=repcak;17849108]lol, are you gay?!

water-melone - at least you can fukk it :lol:
... but nothing can beat an apple-pie :thumb:




/attention: sarcasm[/QUOTE]

neither water melon nor apple pie (nor banana smoothie for that matter) are hand fruit :angry:

[QUOTE=repcak;17849108]lol, are you gay?!

water-melone - at least you can fukk it :lol:
... but nothing can beat an apple-pie :thumb:




/attention: sarcasm[/QUOTE]

Actually true story bananas are 3000x better for ****ing. And I'm not talking about putting in your butt either.

Here's how it goes:

Eat Banana
Put banana peel in microwave for 15 seconds
Stick your dick in it

it feels just like a vagina only it makes your dick smell like bananas

you guys are sick :lol:

[QUOTE=repcak;17849123]you guys are sick :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm not sick i'm resourceful

why jerk off when you can jerk off with a nice warm vagina/banana peel

i'm gonna start calling bananas 'omnibuses'

nobody will know why.

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Sup bros?
I woke up with a bad mood cause we had snow last night, also, I felt like ****.
I still went to uni though and it wasn't all that bad.

NM just chillliiinnnnn.

Dubsteppin' and working

I'm hungry.

eating leftover pizza

post rocking and boreding

I'll have mustard soup with some toastis for dinner.

Mustard soup sounds really wrong. Is it any good lol.

Yeah it is, because I made it myself.
Mustard leek soup to be more precise.

Why does that sound wrong?

Mustard leek soup makes sense. Sounds tasty now.

There you go. :cool:

sounds disgusting

ur disgusting

sup bros

just bombed my test

what up

Like is tat good or bad?

I just had dinner, now I'll chill for a moment, then finish my paper and do the dishes and laundry.

you?

So I downloaded Barkley, Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden.... looks like a god tier RPG.

cboyardee made it, and he's ****ing king so yeah.

[quote=the2stranger;17849390]Like is tat good or bad?

I just had dinner, now I'll chill for a moment, then finish my paper and do the dishes and laundry.

you?[/quote]
as in it bent me over a treestump and hogtied me there, then proceeded to pack my **** for the two hour class period until i finally got free and threw it on the profs desk and walked out

oshi timjim just added me on facebook

RUN FOR YOUR LlFE

oshi ethan just commented on my facebook

so my goal is to get erik on mx

[quote=witchxrapist;17849441]oshi ethan just commented on my facebook[/quote]
thats how i found him lol