Steal.

Prostitution.

If I steal I will sure get caught because I'm to dumb to get away with it. So I might have to get into prostitution.

Steal prostitutes

Touché.

[QUOTE=Flagjacket]Prostitution.[/QUOTE]

Prostitution sucks...Or so the song my guitarist wrote tells me.

I think it would be fun.

[QUOTE=white_riot]I think it would be fun.[/QUOTE]

The disease part sucks.

[QUOTE=.Jessica.]no he doesnt, he just... doesnt like to let little stupid things go.[/QUOTE]

Yes he does suck. He is a troll who loves to start e-fights to make himself feel big.

She just likes Ten Pin.

I like Ten Pin but agree with Nick

[QUOTE=white_riot]If I steal I will sure get caught because I'm to dumb to get away with it. So I might have to get into prostitution.[/QUOTE]

Reciept scams:

1) Go to big supermarket, Target, Walmat, whatever
2) Find receipt in trash cans for item under $20 (in some stores you can push it to $40)
3) Go inside, pull said item off shelfs, return it

Payphone Scams: (I don't do this anymore because it sucks when you need to make a call)

1) Go to payphone with heavy traffic
2) Slip off blue plastic bit connecting wire to handset
3) Strip and cut red wire
4) Phone now takes money but does not make calls, wait a day or so
5) Go back, twist red wires back together, all the money comes out

CD's:

1) Go to Barnes & Noble or other cd store that does not have big plastic anti-theft things on cd's (stay away from independant places, thats mean)
2) Put exacto blade under index finger, secure with bandaid so the tip just barely sticks out
3) Find top 40 cd's and cut magnetic strip out with blade
4) Steal, sell 1/2 price

Soda Machines: (works only on older ones)

1) Get duct tape, and tape onto back of dollar
2) Put dollar in, pull out just as the machine temporarily releases the dollar before taking it in all the way (you need to feel for it, takes a couple of tries, its a bit like finding the friction point on manual vehicles).
3) Hit change back button
4) Repeat 30 to 40 times

I know a better one to get all the money at one time, set price of sodas to free, change welcome message, etc, but its complicated and requires an unlocked machine, which happens more than you'd expect.

You can also check under drive through windows for dropped change, and a number of other fun and profitable things. I know more, but those are the ones I tend to use in a bind and am comfortable with, other ones are more risky.

NOTE: Reciept Scams are by far the most effective.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]Reciept scams:

1) Go to big supermarket, Target, Walmat, whatever
2) Find receipt in trash cans for item under $20 (in some stores you can push it to $40)
3) Go inside, pull said item off shelfs, return it
[/QUOTE]

I am defenitely trying that.

I hacked into a soda machines debug menu where I can change the prices, but I cant find the enter button the change them.

with that one I would make sure that they paid in cash, not credit card.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]NOTE: Reciept Scams are by far the most effective.[/QUOTE]

Ohh, the memories...

Had a gig last night and two members of a band (they have broken up) called Blackened started to get in my guitarists face saying punk is shít etc... Guitarist was ripping the shít out of them saying they were cráp, and they were. Then later on before we started the gig one of them hit guitarist in the mouth. He has a swollen lip. Then friend heard him (they guy who hit guitarist) saying that he is going to stab guitarist. But they funny thing is that both of them wouldn't start a fight with me or the drummer 'cause guitarist is small and fragile. Me and drummer are strong lads and I'm going to kick the shít out of members of shít metal band.

Anyway.. gig was brilliant. Crowd went mad. I got 3 hours sleep this morning. Some dirty girl tried to kiss guitarist during bridge of song.
Good times...

English is over-rated anyway, eh?

[QUOTE]Then friend heard him (they guy who hit guitarist) saying that he is going to stab guitarist.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]Reciept scams:

1) Go to big supermarket, Target, Walmat, whatever
2) Find receipt in trash cans for item under $20 (in some stores you can push it to $40)
3) Go inside, pull said item off shelfs, return it etc... [/QUOTE]
you are my new god :thumb:

[QUOTE=Sid]English is over-rated anyway, eh?[/QUOTE]

Ouch :upset:
Leave me alone. 3 hours sleep and played for an hour and a half last night :p

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]Ouch :upset:
Leave me alone. 3 hours sleep and played for an hour and a half last night :p[/QUOTE]
3 hours sleep and i played with myself for an hour and a half last night

[QUOTE=time bomb]3 hours sleep and i played with myself for an hour and a half last night[/QUOTE]

Please never try to insult or make a joke in your life again. For the sake of humanity just refrain from your idiocy.

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]Please never try to insult or make a joke in your life again. For the sake of humanity just refrain from your idiocy.[/QUOTE]
fark, are u always like this or is it just cos ur tired?
anyway, where did u play last night?

[QUOTE=time bomb]fark, are u always like this or is it just cos ur tired?
anyway, where did u play last night?[/QUOTE]

Sorry, I'm a bit snappy today. I apologise
/hug
We played in a place called the Fubar in my local town. We only play it 'cuase we get to piss off the emo kids with our songs. At one stage they were all giving us the fingers :lol:

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]Sorry, I'm a bit snappy today. I apologise
/hug
We played in a place called the Fubar in my local town. We only play it 'cuase we get to piss off the emo kids with our songs. At one stage they were all giving us the fingers :lol:[/QUOTE]
is it just me, or is the world getting full of emo kids...i cant go to the shops any more without being filled with the compulsion to punch people. They all look the same, and it gives punk a bad name because for some stupid reason kids in my area get goths, punks and emokids confused. Anyway, i havnt been to a concert in months, im getting the itch pretty badly but my end of school exams are in the next few weeks, so i have to hold out a little longer.

[QUOTE=time bomb]is it just me, or is the world getting full of emo kids...i cant go to the shops any more without being filled with the compulsion to punch people. They all look the same, and it gives punk a bad name because for some stupid reason kids in my area get goths, punks and emokids confused. Anyway, i havnt been to a concert in months, im getting the itch pretty badly but my end of school exams are in the next few weeks, so i have to hold out a little longer.[/QUOTE]

Everyone here (in Ireland (on the majority)) are emo kids or trendies. It plsses me off alot. I got this one kid who said to me "Dude, you are way out of fashion" :confused: seriously... it's a fvcking joke. Sure take a listen to Surfer Nazi's Must Die - Emo Kids Blown To Shlt.
The funny thing is that they think they're all cool 'cause they're like everyone else. Alot of them are turning into "chav's" aswell 'cause thats what's "normal".

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]Everyone here (in Ireland (on the majority)) are emo kids or trendies. It plsses me off alot. I got this one kid who said to me "Dude, you are way out of fashion" :confused: seriously... it's a fvcking joke. Sure take a listen to Surfer Nazi's Must Die - Emo Kids Blown To Shlt.
The funny thing is that they think they're all cool 'cause they're like everyone else. Alot of them are turning into "chav's" aswell 'cause thats what's "normal".[/QUOTE]
in australia, they think theyre cool because they pretend to be depressed and have no friends and **** but really they just like wearing tight pants and hanging around shopping centres listening to the used on their ****ing ipods that their millionaire daddy's bought them. fu'cking large bundle of stickss

aaahh, that sux.. f'aggot's censored

[QUOTE=time bomb]in australia, they think theyre cool because they pretend to be depressed and have no friends and **** but really they just like wearing tight pants and hanging around shopping centres listening to the used on their ****ing ipods that their millionaire daddy's bought them. fu'cking large bundle of stickss[/QUOTE]


Haha, we call the "depressed and lonely" people Nirvana fans. The kids here (this was about 3 years ago) used to wear Nirvana/Metallica/Slayer t-shirts just too look cool and hardcore. It was like their ticket to getting to stay in the area that we hung out. Of course I was one of like 3 people who ripped on them for wearing that shlt but of course they soon became accepted by the "cooler kids". It came to the stage where I never even walk near that place again. Can't stand the place. Full of posers and emos and chav's and trendies. Funny thing is that their all doing speed and ecstacy now. Fvcking morons. There's one guy (fooled around with my girlfriend (she's now an ex)) and he thinks I'm afraid to hit him 'cause he knows alot of knackers (white trash). What he doesn't know is that I'm waiting until i get him by himself and then I'll show him how a plssed of punk will deal with him. (He's basically a knacker now).

Ah I <3 Ireland :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]Haha, we call the "depressed and lonely" people Nirvana fans. The kids here (this was about 3 years ago) used to wear Nirvana/Metallica/Slayer t-shirts just too look cool and hardcore. It was like their ticket to getting to stay in the area that we hung out. Of course I was one of like 3 people who ripped on them for wearing that shlt but of course they soon became accepted by the "cooler kids".... etc [/QUOTE]
all the emokids here are skinny little runts, sorry for not knowing, but whats a chav? all the white trash in australia dress in hip-hop clothes and think theyre afro americans, its actually pretty sad, it screws with our national pride.

[QUOTE=time bomb]in australia, they think theyre cool because they pretend to be depressed and have no friends and **** but really they just like wearing tight pants and hanging around shopping centres listening to the used on their ****ing ipods that their millionaire daddy's bought them. fu'cking large bundle of stickss

aaahh, that sux.. f'aggot's censored[/QUOTE]
You're middle class, shutup you annoying n00b.