I was a little idiot when I first started masturbating.



I didn't grasp the concept of clitoral stimulation.




And I used a ballpoint pen once.

[QUOTE=Berk;13712767]Thats like saying "I Listen to Underoath And I think there music is techy".

Noob.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/berk11/cathelmet.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Shaddup, you made me emo...:( *cries and go in corner and slits wrists*

[url]http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/sr=8-1/qid=1164678534/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-9220243-9138548?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous[/url]




Ahahaha. I actually lol'd.


:p

[QUOTE=Janeway;13712793]I was a little idiot when I first started masturbating.



I didn't grasp the concept of clitoral stimulation.




And I used a ballpoint pen once.[/QUOTE]

...

Thanks for sharing.

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[QUOTE=Janeway;13712831][url]http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/sr=8-1/qid=1164678534/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-9220243-9138548?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous[/url]




Ahahaha. I actually lol'd.


:p[/QUOTE]

If I finally find a get rich quick scheme, that will be the first thing I shall bye.

[QUOTE=Bonham#1!;13712916]If I finally find a get rich quick scheme, that will be the first thing I shall buy. [/QUOTE]

Fix't.

Well excuse me but my mind was on the extravagently epic keyboard line of Rainbow in the dark.

Don't blame your shortcomings on Dio,Mike.

im so bored.

Play with Fruity Loops

[QUOTE=FL3P;13713039]Play with Fruity Loops[/QUOTE]

FL is for noobs. Its all about Reaktor.

Acid Pro > other things.

I want an android...

To be fair reaktor is a different type of program. But it is quite hardcore.

[QUOTE=ludvista29;13712662]I just masterbated and I cumed for the first time! I'm proud :p[/QUOTE]

I vividly remember my first time. I was standing up (I can't masturbate standing up anymore) and it happened in like 30-45 second, it was fast.

But I was 15, so I am a newbie.

[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=fw4dH8CSKWk[/url]


That's effin sweet. =/



Edit: 15?!?!?!


Goddamn.


I was 11. =/

my first was like, 3 years ago. I was 12.

[QUOTE=Janeway;13713169][url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=fw4dH8CSKWk[/url]


That's effin sweet. =/



Edit: 15?!?!?!


Goddamn.


I was 11. =/[/QUOTE]

The lack of finger movement was the main thing that brought me out of the experience.
And no, she isnt programmed to pleasure you.

I thought I was going to piss everywhere my first time haha.

I thought about sharing my experience on the internet my first time.

[QUOTE=Electric Requiem;13713050]FL is for noobs. Its all about Reaktor.[/QUOTE]

I'm a noob when it comes to technology. I really like the idea of using it but I get to impatient trying to learn everything. I am finally getting the hang of Fruity Loops though.

[QUOTE=Janeway;13713096]I want an android...[/QUOTE]

what for?

[QUOTE=White Riot!;13713370]what for?[/QUOTE]

take 3 guesses

Androiding, Androiding, and Androiding.

[QUOTE=Loser;13713403]Androiding, Androiding, and Androiding.[/QUOTE]

howd you know?

I'm a psychic android.

G'Morning peoples.




and androids.

Mornin!

Love your kit Pauly. Ever meet up with Damo at his shop in Perth by chance?

Yeh, I purchased my kit from him :)

Very nice guy, very honest. It's a shame his store is on the other side of Perth. Its almost an hours drive to get there.

Top O' the morning to ya! :chug: Man, I can't wait for X-Mas, those Hybrid Hats and Ride are calling me name