Why do stray dogs love my crotch so much?

[QUOTE=ToyDolls3]Why do I keep getting banned? I'm like a life time member here, this is ****.[/QUOTE]

It's funny regardless.

[QUOTE=Scruples]Why do stray dogs love my crotch so much?[/QUOTE]

Dry, caked on semen is very attractive to canines.

...or so your mom told me.

Gimme a break, I was on a syrup binge.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]That reeked of sexual innuendo.

I'm pretty unaffected, actually.[/QUOTE]

Well you did call me a "fag" in your fit of rage.

So that leads me to believe that I did infact effect you.

Confirm/deny?

they hibernate, but have they kissed the ground?

[QUOTE=Sir_Strumalot_the_3rd]Well you did call me a "fag" in your fit of rage.

So that leads me to believe that I did infact effect you.

Confirm/deny?[/QUOTE]

Deny.

I was pressed for a response, "shut up fag" seemed appropriate and easy.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]I was pressed for a response[/QUOTE]

:cool:

[QUOTE=Sir_Strumalot_the_3rd]:cool:[/QUOTE]

Bah, don't gloat. I still rock.

Do you think this will reach 1000?

[QUOTE=Sab Like Whoa]Do you think this will reach 1000?[/QUOTE]

Yup.

And just think, it's original purpose was just to exceed the posts of your thread ;)

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Bah, don't gloat. I still rock.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you do alright.

Just not when I'm around. :cool:


:-*

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Yup.

And just think, it's original purpose was just to exceed the posts of your thread ;)[/QUOTE]

I know, it's upsetting me now. There's beating and then there's downright destroying. :-*

I'll make it up to you. (I could insert that stupid eyebrow smiley, but it's implied).

:naughty:

I don't care how stupid/creepy it is.

Oh. In that case, secks.

Why doesn't MX have that emo smiley with the thick rimmed glasses slitting its wrist?

[QUOTE=Dr Ybes]Why doesn't MX have that emo smiley with the thick rimmed glasses slitting its wrist?[/QUOTE]

It's hosted on Erics server.

whats the best solution that you can think up to solve the worlds energy crisis W/O causing more damage to an already futt bucked world, but still create enough energy???? The problem: Create clean energy that doesnt create pollution in the process........ O yeah, and it actually has to be possible, Cold Fusion isn't an acceptable answer.






AND what do I get if my idea is better?

Easy.

step one: I interview every person in the world.
step two: Those deemed unacceptable are burned for fuel (I'm not making light of the holocaust here, I'm being serious).
step three: with billions of humans to burn for fuel, the population will decrease, energy requirements will decrease, and we'll be in better shape.

If that doesn't work, wind power.
If your idea is better you get the satisfaction of knowing somebody else has probably conceived and patented it already.

Clever. I like it. I actually proposed an idea just like that in my AP Environmental science class to the teacher. The only problem is that burning humans WOULD create a ton of environmental problems because of the smoke.....

My idea is that you amend the constitution so that you can punish all prisoners. You take them all and put them into a large gym sized room with 10 foot in diameter pillar in the center of the room. The pillar would have spokes coming off of it so that the prisoners could push this large pillar. The pillar would have a plate connected to it (the plate would be below the gym) and it would rotate while the prisoners pushed it, over another immobile plate. Now, you would have to borrow and adapt some of the technology in the Peltier system (which should be in your cars air conditioning within the next 20 or so years), but the result would be pollution free energy. You could run the prisoners in 8 hour shifts.....

EDIT: I think I proposed the burning idea when we were talking about how humans use up too many resources and create too much waste....

You would still have to feed them though. We could solve the food crisis by boiling down all the old people into food stock and then feed them to the prisoners.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]
If that doesn't work, wind power.
If your idea is better you get the satisfaction of knowing somebody else has probably conceived and patented it already.[/QUOTE]

I seen on the news recently that scientists have created a device that uses natural wave currents to create electricity.

They said it will be in use in the next 2 years I think. :)

/my two bob

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]It's hosted on Erics server.[/QUOTE]
So let's do something about it.

What sis your favorite kind of bread?

[QUOTE=Zmev]What sis your favorite kind of bread?[/QUOTE]

Calabrese.

Paranoidd: what's the best pick up line that you find guarentees the best chance of hopping in a girls pants/underpants on the first date?

[QUOTE=MattFromCanada]Paranoidd: what's the best pick up line that you find guarentees the best chance of hopping in a girls pants/underpants on the first date?[/QUOTE]

"Nice shoes, wanna fu[font=]ck[/font]?"

If you made a swimming pool out of jelly would you bounce or sink?

I'd rather see some girls in it.

If santa doesn't exist how can my mother be buying all these presents when she's on welfare?

[QUOTE=MattFromCanada]If santa doesn't exist how can my mother be buying all these presents when she's on welfare?[/QUOTE]

Prostitution?

all this time santa was her marks :(. Hey you're better than a magic 8-ball.

Am i destined to lead a life of failure? or a life of awesome.

Where are you from in Canada?

Is my avatar the best one on MX?

um
how is life treating ya?

[QUOTE=Zakath]Is my avatar the best one on MX?[/QUOTE]

It's no lolercoaster, but its definitely elite.

Hell, I like ti[font=]ts[/font] (I can't believe that word is censored).

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]um
how is life treating ya?[/QUOTE]

I'll be at work for another 8 or 9 hours and this is one of the days I actually have to do work. Thus, shytty.

im at work right now as well, do you think i should be asking you questions of helping people?

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]I'll be at work for another 8 or 9 hours and this is one of the days I actually have to do work. Thus, shytty.[/QUOTE]

Those days suck.