[QUOTE=The Black Fist;17200661]Josh will be killed by a 4ft child/midget zombie who infiltrates his 5ft rotor tank and eats his brains. better plan is get a tank and just mount a bunch of lawnmower blades all over it. Yeaaaaaah. lets go splatter some zack

[B]and yeah definitely someone bring a digital video camera so we can put this **** on youtube[/B]

ITT mx puts more thought into the lod than into any other thread[/QUOTE]

Very important indeed. It'll get mad views and ratings.

Maybe Hypno Toad can help. Or at the least create a diversion big enough for us to make an ultra kill combo.
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I'd just have a turret fitting with the cannon from the A 10.


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sbt knows whats up

i would create an absolute zero ray and just ice zombies til the cows come home

nah man, that ain't me

sup guitar

just dl'ed Atvachron, wonder if I'll like it

pipe bombs for sure, best weapon ever

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who's that guy he could be our answer to the zombie outbreak

i dont know but i cant stop lookin at it

Captain Falcon \m/

i'll ride around the city on a bike with a shark suit and a machete (or katana). or i'll find Robert Neville.

Should the Zobies wave reach Europe, I'd take one of these for on the road http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sig_550, one of these to defend my house http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning_machine_gun (they're heavy mother****ers though, I can hardly carry one of those around, let alone the tripod) and two machetes for close combat.

I also have a couple of these around at the house
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haven't gone through the whole thread yet so sorry if it's been posted, but this will tell you everything you need to know:

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best melee weapon is a blackened machete. unlikely to get stuck in a zombie when smashing its brains, blackened to prevent light reflection. lightweight and reliable.

for armor, a shark suit is best. (one of those suits that sharks can't bite through). it's skin tight which prevents any snagging, doesn't hinder movement and offers good protection.

obviously you'll want some sort of sniper rifle, smg for close range, and a rifle capable of burst fire. shotties aren't recommended due to the reload times. you want something that will conserve ammo, but is also capable of killing multiple targets in a short period of time.

also, for the record, i wouldn't team up with any of you guys based on your suggestions. josh or squirrel maybe, but you gotta think of everything. like i said, shotties are pointless becuase of reload times and the ammo taking up so much space. also they aren't good from far away due to spread.

-mp5 for relatively close quarters (grenade launcher attachment)
-m4 for long range (burst fire or automatic IF you need it + grenade launcher attachment)
-2 sidearms with high capacity mags. doesn't need to be super high powered because a brain shot will kill anything anyway
-blackened machete for reasons listed above
-designated sniper

you don't want to weigh yourself down, so you can't get too carried away with millions of knifes and guns.

i'd probably get a hovercraft too, but just so i could have a hovercraft, not becuase it's an optimal choice

Falcon PUNCH!!!

So you'd go around with the guys garrying small arms rather than the guy sitting in a 7 barrel 30mm cannon turret?

So my intent was to come in and ask "Sup? Still a bunch of fegs?"
Then I read this and my question got answered for me.
Nb4 lol str8ege

This place was terrible. Robby came back and now it's awful.

anyone who would actually want to get into melee with zombies is stupid. Melee should be avoided at all costs.


I don't think anyone can definitively say what they would take because it depends on their situation when the outbreak occurs and what they have access to.

However, I would just carry a handgun such as a Ruger SR9.


http://www.ruger-firearms.com/Firearms/FAProdView?model=3311&return=Y



If I need any other weaponry I know where to find it.

melee with zombies is stupid unless you have a lawnmower, or a limited amount of ammo. I'm pretty sure no single person has 200 million bullets

Gigantic sword

Explosion Power energy balls

Dress up as a zombie, with death pharamones

[QUOTE=viciouscycle;17205770]Dress up as a zombie, with death pharamones[/QUOTE]

Sorta covered in World War Z. Doesn't work.

/suicide

My plan:

Crash at Mota's house. Drink many beers and shag many ladies. Have a shotgun incase zombies invade Mexico, but we probably wont need it.

[QUOTE=JoshIsNumber3;17205832]Sorta covered in World War Z. Doesn't work.[/QUOTE]

the damn quislings were more of a pain in the *** than zack itself

edit yashnasheehan if you go to mexico you'll be automatically ****ed due to swine flu. then you'll be just another zombie I have to kill on my way to the top

Nah mota will be too busy getting swine flu

[quote=The Black Fist;17205468]melee with zombies is stupid unless you have a lawnmower, or a limited amount of ammo. I'm pretty sure no single person has 200 million bullets[/quote]
Its just a bad idea in general. Getting close to a swarm of zombies is detrimental to your health. If there was one or two, I'd understand, but this is a zombie apocalypse. Large groups = don't go near.

I'm immune to swine flu
it has something to do with developing antbodys while being in those massive orgies with all kinds of animals and crap.
The cure for swine flu: my blood

[QUOTE=motogrifo;17206761]I'm immune to swine flu
it has something to do with developing antbodys while being in those massive orgies with all kinds of animals and crap.
The cure for swine flu: my blood[/QUOTE]

That would make you a target for the living as well as the dead. :thumb:

anybody else think left 4 dead is a piece of crap game and at best is a good xbla release but should never have 60 bucks wasted on it
the graphics are sh it i mean come on the source engine is 70 years old. the lighting is terrible.
yes we get it there are alot of zombies and they chase you, then there are special zombies that everyone has to "work together" to shoot as much as possible
wow what a teamwork element
omg a smoker got me someone come near me and press a button!!!!!!!!
wow a couple 30 minute campaigns with little replay value!
oh and theyre all exactly the same level with modded scenery!

but seriously, f[U]u[/U]ck that game

[QUOTE=motogrifo;17206761]I'm immune to swine flu
it has something to do with developing antbodys while being in those massive orgies with all kinds of animals and crap.
The cure for swine flu: my blood[/QUOTE]

I don't understand the scare. 18 people have been evidentially killed by swine flu. 130 have, suspectedly - but maybe they just had pneumonia or super AIDS. That's about a millionth of the kids that die from hunger every day.

idk what the fuzz is about, the schools closed and crap, I'm just enjoying it cause its just a freaking flu

Yeah super-AIDS is noting to worry about. Swine flu is the in thing nowadays.

My dad was just on a windsurfing trip to Baha, he got back last night.

From what it looks like no one in his group got the flu. Although we might have to wait a day and see.

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twas a fun first show with my new band, yes it was

I really want yr guitar.

[QUOTE=El-Ahrairah;17206924]I don't understand the scare. 18 people have been evidentially killed by swine flu. 130 have, suspectedly - but maybe they just had pneumonia or super AIDS. That's about a millionth of the kids that die from hunger every day.[/QUOTE]

It's a newly mutated strain of the influenza virus which means no one on the planet has the antibodies already present to fight the virus, and no pharma company in the world has a working vaccine to distribute. It's likely no big deal, but the last time there was a real influenza outbreak, 50 million people died.

yeah but that was nearly 100 years ago, now we have media and the precautions are known by anyone who bothers to read the paper

And the most that has done thus far is spread misinformation and fear amongst people.