Look at the stats for this thread:

[QUOTE]morrissey 19
A_Perfect_Sonnet 7
severed_heaven 7
theredwonder 3
BlastFunk03 2
upthebracket 2
H to the ickle 1 [/QUOTE]

:cries:

[QUOTE=morrissey]Look at the stats for this thread:

:cries:[/QUOTE]

you keep my threads alive*

ok, everyone that has posted a christmas song, or wants to. make sure you post them here -

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5881826#post5881826[/url]

as this thread was more of a suggestion one :smoke:


*should be ashamed.

[B]mozza[/B] - just because you have stars doesn't mean you can bad mouth me

/yes... it does :upset:

k I'll try to write a song for the other thread. Give me time :)

Me also, I'll submit mine on christmas eve :thumb: (perhaps)

Moz, your avatar isn't funny anymore :( OR christmassy.... :eek:

[QUOTE=upthebracket]Me also, I'll submit mine on christmas eve :thumb: (perhaps)

Moz, your avatar isn't funny anymore :( OR christmassy.... :eek:[/QUOTE]

aaa I know. But I was thinking maybe the nOObs around here would take me more seriously* if I had a non-gay** avatar.

*show some d[SIZE=2]a[/SIZE]mn respect :angry:

**...less gay

[B]mozza[/B] - just because you have stars doesn't mean people have to show you respect! :smoke:

/yes... yes it does :upset:

//amnesiac

Stars = respect and admiration! Did you not get the memo??? :angry:


/neg reps red :evil:

[QUOTE=morrissey]/neg reps red :evil:[/QUOTE]

:eek: you wouldn't dare

/don't you know i'm god! :smoke:

[QUOTE=theredwonder]:eek: you wouldn't dare

/don't you know i'm god! :smoke:[/QUOTE]

im sick of this pointless fighting. ill seddle it


im god, and i should be worshipped as such

:goes and has sex w/ twinkie:

wow...sexycakes name is appropriate for me....
i luv...
sex, E, and cake(s)
sweet...well....all eccept the E.

[QUOTE=Infinatedestiny]wow...sexycakes name is appropriate for me...[/QUOTE]

i
want
to
hurt
you

:smoke:

[QUOTE]

i
want
to
hurt
you

:smoke:[/QUOTE]

dont bother w/ it, he'll just like that

[QUOTE=sexycakes]dont bother w/ it, he'll just like that[/QUOTE]

quite sick really. i just wanted to bump this thread because it vanished into the depths of S&L, and i think it could be a good idea. :smoke:

l n n is gud

i totaly win this contest

[QUOTE=BlastFunk03]i totaly win this contest[/QUOTE]

...and now you lose :smoke:

/truth

I'm going to submit a song at some point, hopefully :smoke:

I just realized that you guys were dumb enough to not even see the LC forum.

I'm not sure whether I should move it there or just close the whole thing because you managed to get three pages without even thinking it through.

[QUOTE=SubtleDagger]I just realized that you guys were dumb enough to not even see the LC forum.

I'm not sure whether I should move it there or just close the whole thing because you managed to get three pages without even thinking it through.[/QUOTE]

sorry. i hadn't ever viewed the LC forum until today, so it never occurred to me. please don't close the thread :upset: move it if you will :smoke:

Also, a week from now there will be a voting thread because that's the way comps operate. I won't be stickying because the default challenges are more important, but the challenge will be watched.

After the angry Christmas chore
Of shopping, shoving, and shouting
At the local department store,
An imaginary bell rings
In every shopper’s ear.

Exhausted, the yuletide soldiers file out
While the guards close at the rear.

Gingerbread houses of cinnamon and cider
Line the alleyway
Decorated with jellybean red and banana peels

He’s packaged himself into a gingerbread box
Jellybean lights included
On the box.

How can you give.
If all you’ve ever gotten is the sucking frost
And hunger pains.

But he shore luvs rum.
Wont you give him some?

In his old neighborhood
The Christmas lights stay on.
They never fade
For they keep robbers out

Inside
Past the stuffed stockings
Innocence has passed
It jumped out a window
10 stories up

Santa stuffed her stocking until it bled
Innocence got it’s throat sliced

He stole her presents
He’s gotsta git his fix

At six, Dorah and James arise
To find their little sleeping suzy sprawled out on the floor

A shredded stocking
And a big ticket to the big sleep with a permant bed

A polished vessel
Sheathed in oak
To hide burnt dreams and melted frost

Quite the Christmas Gift
From good ole' Saint Nick.
Apathy has it’s own prize.

Santa goes to town and sees that the tooth fairy has found some teeth.
Luckily, she doesn’t use them herself.
The tooth fairly loves candy canes, though.
Santa gets his santa stick sucked for 15 bucks and a hit of crack.

hey i posted mine in the other forum if anyones interested

[QUOTE=SubtleDagger]Also, a week from now there will be a voting thread because that's the way comps operate. I won't be stickying because the default challenges are more important, but the challenge will be watched.[/QUOTE]

thanks :D

momentaryhappiness - please make sure you post your song in the other thread. read the first post for link :smoke:

[QUOTE=theredwonder]...and now you lose :smoke:

/truth[/QUOTE]

hey i succesfuly bumped your thread

[QUOTE=BlastFunk03]hey i succesfuly bumped your thread[/QUOTE]

don't try and make me feel bad, i have no soul :p

/:upset: :smokes a drooping fag :smoke::

wow, no one goes in this forum

:goes to smoke pot in order to talk to imaginary friends:

Have a squiz at the songs in there, they all seem to be depressing ones, taking a rather cynical approach to Christmas (mine included). I pulled that one up just sitting at the computer at 1 in the morning, so it's not bad considering that, I think. One of the entries (by MomentaryHappiness) is just plain ****ed up, with Santa raping a young girl. I'm not saying that it's a bad thing, or that people shouldn't write that stuff - just that it's really twisted.

I might have a go at a happy one after my somewhat morbid approach to my first attempt. I'll see how much time I have...

OMG i love ur song momentaryhppiness. its the shizznite!

bump!

:realizes there is no need for bump due to fact that no one is on this forum anyway, wishes it was back in S&L:

Here is mine, I wrote this a few days before christmas, I hope it meets the requirements :)

[I]The Paper Gift Wrap is just Kindling for the Holocaust

The Yule logs crackle as the hot embers spit forth,
It lands between me and her, and the fire catches my eye.
The only thing separating us is the mistletoe, I lean to kiss,
But as soon as the thought of love crosses my mind,
The blanket ignites and the heat makes me flinch away.
Coal erupts from the chimney like a volcano for vengeance,
The paper gift wrap is just kindling for the holocaust;
As I try to wake her up, I realize the towers of flames
Engulf the pine tree of Christmas as our hopes burn away...
The paper gift wrap is just kindling for the holocaust;
No chance of escaping as the snow falls through the blackened timbers
Glistening and melting before hitting the charred carpet, like glitter in a snow globe.
So hold me close darling, this is another holiday myth for the kids to tell...
"Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays....."[/I]

something vague, post in other thread, see link in first post

so, reddy... it's after christmas... have you got a winner yet?

/didn't submit song, but still curious

[QUOTE=morrissey]so, reddy... it's after christmas... have you got a winner yet?

/didn't submit song, but still curious[/QUOTE]

i don't know. it kind of died. shall i set up a vote, or should i just decide. after all, i am God. :smoke:

does the christmas song have to be a happy one?

of course not. But I think the contest failed... ask redwonder.

You guys are morons.