[QUOTE=Paranoidd]I wouldn't know, I'm CANADIAN.[/QUOTE]
Great, then I informed you in the form of a rhetoric.


:)

[QUOTE=d0ped0g]So Paranoidd... what do you think of ppl who wear Che Guevarra t-shirts?[/QUOTE]

Well, that depends.

80% of them can't pronounce his name
90% of them have no idea who he is, but they know RATM liked him.
95% of them don't know what he stood for, and the
5% who do are idiots.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Well, that depends.

80% of them can't pronounce his name
90% of them have no idea who he is, but they know RATM liked him.
95% of them don't know what he stood for, and the
5% who do are idiots.[/QUOTE]
god man, you need a new joke.

You ripped it off this awesome site I linked earlier in the thread :p


:eek:

Can you condense the nonsense as good as "terrible" terry tate?

^^^

edit: to AA

You have 7777 posts. Go play the lottery.

[QUOTE=asdf23]Can you condense the nonsense as good as "terrible" terry tate?[/QUOTE]

Possible, however unlikely. I'm not black.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]^^^

edit: to AA

You have 7777 posts. Go play the lottery.[/QUOTE]
I will.

Lotterys tommorow! Woo, I'll tell you if I win :cool:

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]^^^

See, a complex system of a numbers that is applicable in a real life situation.[/QUOTE]
Fail.

Stick to what you're good at, dude.

[QUOTE=angry armadillo]I will.

Lotterys tommorow! Woo, I'll tell you if I win :cool:[/QUOTE]

Good, I'll be waiting outside your house with a hatchet.

Why do you touch yourself at nigth? :angry:

[QUOTE=strangerdanger]Fail.

Stick to what you're good at, dude.[/QUOTE]

It's painfully evident I know absolutely nothing pertaining to math, except a wee bit about chaos theroy. Math is the overrated universal langauge. Music > math.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Good, I'll be waiting outside your house with a hatchet.[/QUOTE]
So I can put my worthless losing ticket in to your makeshift bin?

why?

Am I Evil?

[QUOTE=Pastorius]Am I Evil?[/QUOTE]

The son of Arathorn? Hardly.

[QUOTE=chantian_deanie]why?[/QUOTE]

Why what? :confused:

Why didn't I pull out and leave your mom on the corner I found her?

I don't know, but I regret it now.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Music > math.[/QUOTE]
lol

tool

lol

I SAID

[b]Why do you touch yourself at night? :angry::angry::angry:[/b]

[QUOTE=Knifeboy]I SAID

[b]Why do you touch yourself at night? :angry::angry::angry:[/b][/QUOTE]

It helps me get to sleep.

Do you think, it'd help me go to sleep too?

paranoidd how many hours sleep will I get before I have to goto work at 10pm? (it's 2:15pm now)

So, what's with the extra d in your name?

[QUOTE=Papa Shank]paranoidd how many hours sleep will I get before I have to goto work at 10pm? (it's 2:15pm now)[/QUOTE]

Zero.

You'll spend the time masturbating and trying to solicit your universe.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Zero.[/QUOTE]

not again :upset:

I didn't get to sleep last night cause someone phoned me up, I answered the phone, all I heard was music so I listened to the music for about 15 seconds and hanged up, no idea who it was

[QUOTE=SpazzMan]So, what's with the extra d in your name?[/QUOTE]

When I registered, some goof already had "paranoid," so an extra D seemed to be a quick and appropriate solution. That guy never even posts, I probably could have gotten DBJ to fix the situation, but I've grown accustomed to that extra D. It reminds me of breasts.

[QUOTE=strangerdanger]lol

tool

lol[/QUOTE]

See, the thing with Tool is, I love the music, but I couldn't give a flying fu[font=]ck[/font] about the fibonacci sequence.

[QUOTE=Papa Shank]where do babies come from?[/QUOTE]

Your mom, if I'm not careful.

What year did rush first come out man?

[QUOTE=^Dream~Theater^]What year did rush first come out man?[/QUOTE]

Can you be a little more specific? What year are you looking for? Their debut self-titled album? Their first record (they released some covers)? They existed in various forms since the members were 15.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Can you be a little more specific? What year are you looking for? Their debut self-titled album? Their first record (they released some covers)? They existed in various forms since the members were 15.[/QUOTE]
When their first rush album came out.

[QUOTE=^Dream~Theater^]When their first rush album came out.[/QUOTE]

In that case, 1974.

If a fat lady was stuck in a tree, what would Jesus do?

Work in mysterious ways.

can i sit on your face?

I'm going to get some sleep,

paranoidd you keep up the good work

[QUOTE=cods]can i sit on your face?[/QUOTE]

Absolutely.*






*no.

Why do drummers get all the chicks?

[QUOTE=PoliticallyIncorrectMetalhead]Why do drummers get all the chicks?[/QUOTE]

Because they have the time to pursue women while the rest of the band is writing music. Also, because they're usually more buff.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]It's painfully evident I know absolutely nothing pertaining to math, except a wee bit about chaos theroy. Math is the overrated universal langauge. Music > math.[/QUOTE]


farmer: how many bushels of wheat is that? i need 47.

farmer 2: *plays a song on violin*

Name your favourite black metal bands, if applicable. =)