[QUOTE=ATC]A kinky thing, aren't you? :naughty:

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Kinky is using a feather.


You, on the other hand, prefer the whole chicken. :naughty:

I like the way my facial hair is too thin to grow a full beard. Right now it's somewhere between ratty and my face looking just dirty. I should glue pubes on my cheeks.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I like the way my facial hair is too thin to grow a full beard. Right now it's somewhere between ratty and my face looking just dirty. I should glue pubes on my cheeks.[/QUOTE]

Yeah do that, I hear it's what all the middle schoolers are doing.

Middle schoolers don't have pubes.


... unless they get them from the shower drain.

I'm pretty sure I did in middle school.

[QUOTE=super deluxe]Kinky is using a feather.


You, on the other hand, prefer the whole chicken. :naughty:[/QUOTE]

You know me so well. :)

At 20, I still cannot grow a mustache. Not that I want one, but it's annoying having to shave down off the top of my lip every few days.

I grew hair on my balls when I was 13. It started like, on the sides of the wang. two bushes of hair, I remember. yeah.

But I have a really gay facial hair. I'm 18 and I don't have major facial hair. I'm not that hairy, either.

Yeah, hair talk.

Hairesy!

I concur.

I can't write lately because I'm really clogged with school. meh, I'll post something later. Some crits are on it's way, though. Unless, of course, I find it boring or too advanced. You'll see the difference.

Enough about the genitalia.

My date does not believe in Halloween. I have to find a non Halloween type event on Halloween I can take her to because she refuses to conform to conformity. :upset: It's my favorite festival :upset:

So I've had about 14 shots tonight. I guess I started early, anyone have any good drinking stories?

17 and you can have some good times getting your stomach pumped. :thumb:

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]Tojes I though you were a she. Obviously you're the new gaslight.[/QUOTE]

And pink is the new black!

That is soo 1990s, d00d.


Nasal is the new black.

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]Anal is the new black.[/QUOTE]
That sounds familiar.

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]Tojes I though you were a she.[/QUOTE]
Yeah

How am I supposed to pronounce Tojes Dolan?

toe jays doe lan

[QUOTE=A_Perfect_Sonnet]Enough about the genitalia.[/QUOTE]

Never!

And on the subject of haloween.. I think the trick is to get so sh,itfaced you communicate with the dead

I think its To-hes Dolan.

I've always gone with the bad spanish accent... To-ays Dolan... with a long lan.

[QUOTE=Crimsonpunk]And on the subject of haloween.. I think the trick is to get so sh,itfaced you communicate with the dead[/QUOTE]
If youre going to spend the money to get that drunk, you might as well skip the conversation and get to the fellation.

Nine dollar handle of Aristocrat Vodka.

[QUOTE=Dfelon]Tojes I though you were a she. Obviously you're the new gaslight.[/QUOTE]

wow... I guess it's either my songwriting, my attitude or my gay avatars... hmm.... I don't look like a girl, though. Even if I wear make-up. I'd be a good transexual, though.

[QUOTE=Burt]Yeah[/QUOTE]

what

[QUOTE]How am I supposed to pronounce Tojes Dolan?[/QUOTE]

However you may want, either Tou(yes rising sound I don't have the symbol for that)-yes, Tou-geez, Tou-jays... Or strong J (like Tou-haze). As for dolan, it's more simple. Doh-lan, with stress in "Doh".

Yeah. I don't know what you may need the pronounciation key, though, unless you think as you write stuff on the internet, and you think out loud.

So say it whatever you want.

I'm a little concerned on what made you think I am a female, Dfelon. I think I stress the use of the word vagina way too much on this forums to make that clear.

[QUOTE=A_Perfect_Sonnet]Nine dollar handle of Aristocrat Vodka.[/QUOTE]
Rubbing alcohol?

Pretty much.

[quote=DFelon204409]Tojes I though you were a she. Obviously you're the new gaslight.[/quote]

:lol:

Longest running S&L joke ever?

[QUOTE=gaslight]:lol:

Longest running S&L joke ever?[/QUOTE]

OMG Oestrogen Alert!