Just did my washing like a bitch.

I felt the same way when I did it.

I contemplated ringing my nan to come up here and do it for me.

i wanna see Adbs azn princess.

Do you have slanty eyes tho' ?

And A-cup bewbs ?

The slanty eyes are almost the sexiest part of an asian chick.

so i walked on my foot badly last night, tripped, and it still hurts today

should prolly go to a doctor or something idk

Shoot heroin directly into your foot and you'll be fine.

of course why didnt i think of that

You could just rub it in, too, if you don't like needles.

[QUOTE=illmitch;17557377]so i walked on my foot badly last night, tripped, and it still hurts today

should prolly go to a doctor or something idk[/QUOTE]

beer pong related injuries SUCK bro

lol

no pong was played last night ok settin the record straight

Admit it. Rap+bros+beer pong=injured foot

drunk + pomping = injured foot

Nah moar like

Rap+bros+beer pong+trying to escape gang-bro rape = injured foot

i played pong last night i think im still drunk haha

somehow i just woke up at home and have no recollection of how i got here

you got raped

slept thru my first two classes, partially because of hangover, partially because the alarm on my phone is still broken

naw man i think i accidentally got into a fight (won) and ended up calling my dad at like 4am hahah im sure he was v pleased

and wtf i just remembered my dad was listening to lost horizon as he was driving me home

today sux

todays good so far just made 6 eggs and some toast about to dive in

didnt sleep at all last night and fell asleep watching the news this morning, woke up late for school, felt sick, spent 10-15 having an anxiety attack and went to school and listened to morons talk

all in an eliminators days job

elimin8 days a week

man i cant believe something as disgust as cows udders make something as beautiful and enjoyable as milk

I hope it's skim milk.

**** no

Ew fat.

1% milk ftw