[QUOTE=Chaindrive]Unfortunately for me I have the mentality of a 17 year old. I like guys in their mid 30's/early 40's.[/QUOTE]
:upset:

Well, move here then. You can strum my e-string all night.

[QUOTE=Iscariot]Good decision.[/QUOTE]

Thanks.

Mitch: If you can explain to me how that is going to work and how that is going to make me feel any better?

/9,000th post.

I did. Or tried anyway.

[QUOTE=Pazz]how that is going to make me feel any better?[/QUOTE]

You can join the club of people who have had sex with her. I'm sure it's a big club.

And the occasional 17 year old.

There.

[QUOTE=Iscariot]You can join the club of people who have had sex with her. I'm sure it's a big club.[/QUOTE]

I'm like 100% sure she's still a virgin.

[QUOTE=Iscariot]You can join the club of people who have had sex with her. I'm sure it's a big club.[/QUOTE]
I didn't mean with HER!

[quote=Chaindrive]And the occassional 17 year old.
There.[/quote]
:D

[QUOTE=DBoon's Ghost]Well, move here then. You can strum my e-string all night.[/QUOTE]

The question on everyone's mind:

Is it a high e string or a low e string?

[QUOTE=DBoon's Ghost]Well, move here then. You can strum my e-string all night.[/QUOTE]

How much money do you make again? :p

[QUOTE=Tillius]*cough*[size=1]one night stand[/size]*cough*

EDIT: To Pazz[/QUOTE]


:thumb:

:confused:

That's my stamp of approval.

Oh, good.

[QUOTE=Tillius]I didn't mean with HER!


:D[/QUOTE]

Then with who?:confused:

Whoever the hell you want.


And if you can, why not with her.

[QUOTE=Tillius]Whoever the hell you want.[/QUOTE]

If I were only capable of getting someone.

[QUOTE=Pazz]If I were only capable of getting someone.[/QUOTE]

Everyone is. Just put yourself out there.

[QUOTE=Pazz]If I were only capable of getting someone.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you are.

[QUOTE=Pazz]If I were only capable of getting someone.[/QUOTE]

You're as capable of getting someone as anyone else.


Provided you have a big check book, that is ;)

[QUOTE=Hep Kat]Provided you have a big check book, that is ;)[/QUOTE]

And I don't.

Well tomorrow night there's the party I'm going to, with lots of people. Maybe I can get some magic to happen.

Don't be forget one of [url=http://www.minimus.biz/images/P07-0124102-1000bg.jpg]these[/url].

I don't have any of those.

Better go to the store.

And use what money?

:lol:

[QUOTE=Chaindrive]How much money do you make again? :p[/QUOTE]

:upset:

I tell chicks I deliver newspapers out of my 77 Chevy Caprice.

It almost never works.

I swear I'm doomed to be alone forever.

[QUOTE=Pazz]And use what money?

:lol:[/QUOTE]
No money needed if you use one of [url=http://dts.ystoretools.com/1092/images/200x200/mabawbu.jpg]these[/url].

[QUOTE=Tillius]No money needed if you use one of [url=http://dts.ystoretools.com/1092/images/200x200/mabawbu.jpg]these[/url].[/QUOTE]

:lol: I probably have one of those.:p

Problem solved.

this is random, but im a little confused ok so here goes
my girlfriend ( im gay just for future reference) and i have been going out for about a month and all of a sudden any time she's with me she acts like she would rather be some place else. (now here's the confusing part) so i leave her alone for a while, ya know back off, give her space and then she like pulls a swicheroo and calls like twice a day every day :confused: any advice?