:amaze:

But Gav, I LOVE YOU! ...I'm still going to your house...trust me, I'm a stalker, I do these things.

*Dissapears into the night like a ninja*

[QUOTE=Tryxx]:amaze:

But Gav, I LOVE YOU! ...I'm still going to your house...trust me, I'm a stalker, I do these things.

*Dissapears into the night like a ninja*[/QUOTE]
*becomes ninja sidekick* :amaze:

Yes...we are awesome, now...what is our mission?

Infiltrate Gav's house and pillage his pantry and rape his pets, of course.

I'll take the pantry, you cover the pets area...

Fine, I ALWAYS get the dirty work while you get the glory.




The tragic life of a sidekick :upset:

Alright, I'll make you a deal. While they're watching me get the glory, you play the background music with the kick *** bassline!

[QUOTE=Tryxx]Alright, I'll make you a deal. While they're watching me get the glory, you play the background music with the kick *** bassline![/QUOTE]
So, I get to play your themesong?


YES!

Wow...I just had the greatest idea. Bring those Mini Fender amps, and travel around Boston following people playing theme music...

Oh snap! Man.....



That would be sooo awesome!
I'd bring my Ibanez in case we got mugged for being too talented... :cool:

Of course! Well... if I took my Modulus I think I could hit people with neck and it shouldn't break! :lol:

[QUOTE=Tryxx]Of course! Well... if I took my Modulus I think I could hit people with neck and it shouldn't break! :lol:[/QUOTE]
Haha!

Sharpen the edge of the heastock for a weapon......

Oh, that would be great! Well...for us, not muggers, but we can oppress them because no one likes them.

Hell, I could use my T-40 as a weapon. All I'd have to do is drop it on them, and they'd get pressed to death like that guy in The Life of Brian :lol:

I say we take old strings and wip them with them... THEN press them...

I've got plenty of old strings....


Fender standards alright?

oooh ooh can i be a ninja too???? please please please please please???

Don't ask me, I'm only the sidekick... :upset:

[QUOTE=BeastontheBass]oooh ooh can i be a ninja too???? please please please please please???[/QUOTE]

You must prove yourself!

(Sorry for the absence...) Of course they are, I myself will be using DR Lo-Riders.

NINJAS UNITE! We must build...

(Pause for dramatic affect)





A TIME MACHINE!

*Ooohs and Awwwws ensue*

What's this do?...



*gets sucked in*

O...k... well NINJA, since we're singular now...

Hit that button.
>_>
<_<
*relizes he's now talking to himself*

*Presses button*

DAMMIT....


I just gave you a mission....


Save me bitches.

I hit a BUTTON, what more must I do!? Go after you? Hah, I think not, I cannot properly save you without my background music!

[QUOTE=Tryxx]I hit a BUTTON, what more must I do!? Go after you? Hah, I think not, I cannot properly save you without my background music![/QUOTE]
Get the new kid to play it...

Oh, wait... he's gone... :upset:

Yes...and I have an unrelated question... Are we talking through some non-corpral, temporal, time vortex? I mean...you got sucked somewhere. Whilst my Ninja powers are amongst the greats, I don't know how this works... I blame trachyons.

It kinda warped me. I dont know the technical term though.



I think it may have killed my sperm in the process....?

****...the ninja race depends on ME once again to propogate the species... (And seeing as how I am the one with the girlfriend, this seems fit...)

*Hits another button that says, "Reverse time vortex that sucked in PaulSimonon button"*

[QUOTE=Tryxx]****...the ninja race depends on ME once again to propogate the species... (And seeing as how I am the one with the girlfriend, this seems fit...)

*Hits another button that says, "Reverse time vortex that sucked in PaulSimonon button"*[/QUOTE]
Whoosh!!!

Hey guys.

Welcomeback! Now for the propogating...I know you do that music REAL well... :lol:

I'll bust out the Jim Dunlop, and it'll be perfect.... :naughty:

*Many moons and hours pass*

Our species...will live!

*howls*




*plays joyous song*





*eats baby*

Sorry? I reaaaaaaly didn't mean to....

It's ok...it was honorable seppuku, now it's better...

Maybe he'll come out of my belly someday.... There's plenty for it to eat down there.

So...would I be it's father...again, or what?

I don't know.

Maybe it would have two dads and a mom?

We're genetical geniuses!

And we SO pwn this page of the thread...

So we do! Man, it's getting late here. Actually, early... :lol:


I pwn this thread anyways... Way too many posts for my own good.

Are you in Central or Eastern time? It's just past midnight here...

And I told my girlfriend about the kid...she got angry. Apparently she's not having kids...then she just got puzzled and wanted to know why you ate it. I told her it was for the good of ninjas.