just tossed her off the couch haha take that

when my one cat's annoying i just hold her upside down

the other one is pretty much always content

just turned 18

bummer

whine about it

fuck you i'm a cat

insecure?

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18492603]just turned 18

bummer[/QUOTE]

now you can drink

my mom got the new panda bear album before i did what a hipster

forgot about panda bear

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18492609]insecure?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18492610]now you can drink[/QUOTE]
negative

This thread is about random posting, so here I am, random posting.

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18492613]negative[/QUOTE]

straight

bwooooorrrrr

medical condition, not supposed to drink

it's whatever bro xSTRAIGHTFUCKINGEDGEx

shitty

*blessing in disguise

so is being 40 pounds underweight?

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ssLQW.gif[/IMG]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4gcjPztDyU[/url]

forgot about this song

you're not funny.
it's not even an opinion anymore it's wholly factual

that's the joke

i just call her boo, i don't know her whole name
keep it on the low, mayne, all we eat is lo mein

ok well then heart u kkbai

[QUOTE=illmitch;18492628]i just call her boo, i don't know her whole name
keep it on the low, mayne, all we eat is lo mein[/QUOTE]

I was pretty pleased with that line

smh

had a p good weekend

i had emily over last night and we drank some wine and watched terminator 2. she slept over and that was nice. she fell asleep p early though.

also some black girl just gave me five peach xanax for free. she wants 2 fuck

watched terminator 2 twice in the past month or so

one of 3 movies that my friends and I will drop everything for and watch if they're on tv

yeah definitely a classic

it's a good movie. emily had never seen it before but she said it was pretty good for an action movie.

i was like "pretty good? bitch this is a classic." need to stop hanging out with this girl but she's really sweet and the sex is great. have to say i love the attention too. i took her home this morning and we ate pancakes at mcdonalds

took my geeky girlfriend out to meet the friends last night and it was prertty strange

i'm always hesitant to eat girls out but i gave emily head last night and she actually tastes pretty good. best tasting girl i have ever done that with most dont smell too great. i fucked her once when i first got her home. she gave me head a few hours later and then we fucked right before she went to bed.

feelsgoodman

blowjob rating: 8/10 (she swallowed)

sex rating: 9/10

pussy rating: 7.5/10

wetness rating: 9/10