[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17525689]jaundice's dream girl is an acne infested, herpes riddled, socially awkward, misanthropic 13 year old pale girl who weighs anywhere from 60-80lbs and smokes a pack a day

if you didnt know[/QUOTE]

remove the acne make her 18 and add in the most annoying voice ever and you have the girls who were over last night. One of them did get drunk and try to sleep with me earlier in the year but i wouldnt cause my brother has dibs

do me bruh

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17525758]remove the acne make her 18 and add in the most annoying voice ever and you have the girls who were over last night. One of them did get drunk and try to sleep with me earlier in the year but i wouldnt cause my brother has dibs[/QUOTE]

Voice doesn't matter when you can gag her. Seems pretty winner to me.

Side note: last weekend I was at a party at Friday and some girl was turning 18 then (god that made me feel old) and she was getting very drunk and very felt up by a guy she didn't seem very interested in...but he kept giving her more drinks. Pretty sure she got raped by the end of that night. Damn shame...she was kind of cute.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17525757]I don't use spoons and I don't cook it, either. You fail.

EDIT @ Alex: if it's your first time shooting up an opiate, I wouldn't start with a pill. It's much too easy to shoot up just a [I]smidgen[/I] too much and then you're ****ed.[/QUOTE]that sounds a bit conservative, i was thinking maybe two pills at first

i should probably do better research then

do MEe!!!

chat http://tinychat.com/mxrm

yeah not doing anybody else

and justin im just ****ing around with you bro im never serious when i whip out the ol h jokes

@vince: dude i love when thats happening. its like the perfect setup to go tell the perv to **** off, win the girl that he got drunk for yous heart, and then have awesome sex.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17525764]that sounds a bit conservative, i was thinking maybe two pills at first

i should probably do better research then[/QUOTE]

Conservative indeed. If you don't respect the opiates they will **** you up.

gjeiipp

i just hate the idea of spending money and not getting ****ed up, its a sticky situation

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17525776]
@vince: dude i love when thats happening. its like the perfect setup to go tell the perv to **** off, win the girl that he got drunk for yous heart, and then have awesome sex.[/QUOTE]

Except I knew like 5 people at that party (out of maybe 100)...and we all came together. So if it came to fisticuffs and he had more friends...

Also I would have felt bad because the girl seemed nice and undeserving of being taking advantage of...unlike most 18 year old sluts you meet at college parties.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17525787]i just hate the idea of spending money and not getting ****ed up, its a sticky situation[/QUOTE]

If you don't do opiates on a regular basis just one of those morphines would **** you up but good.

just one 30mg? i find that really hard to believe unless shooting up increases potency drastically

granted i dont do opiates often but the main reason was because theyve never really done anything to me

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17525799]just one 30mg? i find that really hard to believe unless shooting up increases potency drastically

granted i dont do opiates often but the main reason was because theyve never really done anything to me[/QUOTE]

Yeah, just one. BE CAREFUL.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17525792]Except I knew like 5 people at that party (out of maybe 100)...and we all came together. So if it came to fisticuffs and he had more friends...

Also I would have felt bad because the girl seemed nice and undeserving of being taking advantage of...unlike most 18 year old sluts you meet at college parties.[/QUOTE]

ahh i see. that sucks.

i understand the second part too. it honestly wouldve been just as rewarding to know you stopped a date rape and went home by yourself than it would have to get laid as well.

i'll take your word for it but i'll be kinda sad if it doesn't work

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17525811]i'll take your word for it but i'll be kinda sad if it doesn't work[/QUOTE]

It will work. No one can shoot up and be not affected by it.

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17525808]ahh i see. that sucks.

i understand the second part too. it honestly wouldve been just as rewarding to know you stopped a date rape and went home by yourself than it would have to get laid as well.[/QUOTE]

True but I find that doing anything resembling being yourself at a friend-of-a-friend's party tends to work poorly. Parties with all friends are way better, I never understood that college mentality.

Plus, friends don't tend to steal from you or ruin your house =)

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17525808]ahh i see. that sucks.

i understand the second part too. it honestly wouldve been just as rewarding to know you stopped a date rape and went home by yourself than it would have to get laid as well.[/QUOTE]

true dat

curbstomped from the chat

AGAIN

yeah wtf happened to the chat

http://tinychat.com/ecopr

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17525817]True but I find that doing anything resembling being yourself at a friend-of-a-friend's party tends to work poorly. Parties with all friends are way better, I never understood that college mentality.

Plus, friends don't tend to steal from you or ruin your house =)[/QUOTE]

i completely agree with all 3 sentences

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think i need to buy this shirt

the sheer ugliness of it has looped back around into me actually thinking i could pull it off

yeah that shirts totally RAD you could pull of the stupid hipster look well

well its got michael jordan on it so as long as youre alright with having a shirt that is cooler than you then go for it

wuould look so WICKED under that kimono

i only wear the kimono when i get out of the shower

and yeah michael jordan is why i'd buy it

[B][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Aaiir jorRDan[/COLOR][/B] !! Lol

I have to imagine only the whitest kids would be caught wearing that shirt

im pretty white