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One day a girl named Jessica was fulfilling her dream of following the Heatskores on their 49 state tour. She was very excited about the people she was about to meet, and the places she would see. After one last show at the Dungeon in Oshawa, Jess and the Heatskores headed out to New York.
New York is a very scary place for a young white girl, but Jess was determined to stick it out for the tour. The band fought about where to eat. Pez wanted Thai and eddy wanted steak. They decided to split up. Jess, Pez and Davey walked into the Thai restraunt. There Jess spotted a very cute boy she knew she wanted to meet. She did her best sexy-pouty smile and boob adjust. Still he paid no attention. He was too busy talking to some Asian. Jess barely said a word to Pez and Davey; she just wanted to talk to this mystery boy. As she was working up her courage to talk to him, he got up and left.
For the next 3 shows all she could think about was that boy. The tour headed out east towards Maryland. Jess was excited about this show so she could meet up with her long lost friend, Zak. As soon as they got there they all went to crash at Zaks house. Little did Jess know Zak had an old friend staying at his house.
Zak smiled and said to Jess “ I want you to meet my best friend Eric”
Jess gasped “ It’s you!” Then Zak frowned “ oh ****, I need to go to work, will you two be okay alone?” “YES!” Jess squealed. Eric seemed very nervous around Jess. As soon as Zak left Jess turned to Eric and Said, “ wanna makeout and touch my boobs?” Dissapointly Eric said “ uh I promised Id pick up Ethan from the airport!” Jess, extremely sad decided to go for a walk, in the ally she found two boys doing drugs.
“ sup?” asked the first boy who looked somewhat like a woman. “ oh nothing really, who are you anyways” Jess asked. “ Well..” said the second boy, “ I’m Joe and this is Brad.” “ do you want in on a weed session?” “ you bet! This is just what I need to cheer up” After when Jess was ready to go back home she invited Joe and Brad to the Heatskores show.
When Jess got home Zak, Ethan and Eric were playing Video games. This made her very frustrated so she went and had sex with Justin the pool boy.
Later that night Jess, Ethan, Zak, Eric and Justin got into the car to go to the show. Waiting at the front door was Joe, Brad and their friend Pep, but he was shooting H so he didn’t talk much. During the song “ sitting here standing” Eric finally made his move and asked Jess to meet him in the bathroom. They had mad hot sex even though he was mostly interested in her boobs. In the middle of their Third time, THE ASIAN walked in “ Kevin!” gasped Eric.. “ I can’t believe you would cheat on me…with a GIRL!” screamed the Asian in tears.
Then they had a hot 3some during a heatskores set. Then when Jack walked in.. It turned into a crazy 4some.

I am so not reading all that.

Hahaahaha.

:)

tl;dr

Im pretty sure tl;dr is a bannable offence. tsk tsk :P

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]tl;dr[/QUOTE]
I don't get it.

[QUOTE=SantaDuJuan]I don't get it.[/QUOTE]

It means "good sir, that was objectionably long sentence. It would be greatly appreciated if you could please shorten said sentence so I will be able to read it without a considerable strain on my eyes."

Jess I demand you make a thread.

(i am Brad for noobs reading the story.)

Like how we didnt get laid Brad?

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up]Jess I demand you make a thread.

(i am Brad for noobs reading the story.)[/QUOTE]
I get banned when i make threads. if you want one, go ahead.

Yes I did. Yes I did.

:D

heeeh

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]It means "good sir, that was objectionably long sentence. It would be greatly appreciated if you could please shorten said sentence so I will be able to read it without a considerable strain on my eyes."[/QUOTE]
tl;dr

Cool, I like being the silent guy.......in reply to the story jess...wrote....yes...lol jess yes

Pep!!

Today I found a picture of my brother smoking out of a three-chamber bong. I want to know where it is and then go smoke a lot out of it.

Guys, is Danger Doom good?

[QUOTE=SantaDuJuan]Guys, is Danger Doom good?[/QUOTE]
yes

Yeah, he cool.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]One day a girl named Jessica was fulfilling her dream of following the Heatskores on their 49 state tour. She was very excited about the people she was about to meet, and the places she would see. After one last show at the Dungeon in Oshawa, Jess and the Heatskores headed out to New York.
New York is a very scary place for a young white girl, but Jess was determined to stick it out for the tour. The band fought about where to eat. Pez wanted Thai and eddy wanted steak. They decided to split up. Jess, Pez and Davey walked into the Thai restraunt. There Jess spotted a very cute boy she knew she wanted to meet. She did her best sexy-pouty smile and boob adjust. Still he paid no attention. He was too busy talking to some Asian. Jess barely said a word to Pez and Davey; she just wanted to talk to this mystery boy. As she was working up her courage to talk to him, he got up and left.
For the next 3 shows all she could think about was that boy. The tour headed out east towards Maryland. Jess was excited about this show so she could meet up with her long lost friend, Zak. As soon as they got there they all went to crash at Zaks house. Little did Jess know Zak had an old friend staying at his house.
Zak smiled and said to Jess “ I want you to meet my best friend Eric”
Jess gasped “ It’s you!” Then Zak frowned “ oh ****, I need to go to work, will you two be okay alone?” “YES!” Jess squealed. Eric seemed very nervous around Jess. As soon as Zak left Jess turned to Eric and Said, “ wanna makeout and touch my boobs?” Dissapointly Eric said “ uh I promised Id pick up Ethan from the airport!” Jess, extremely sad decided to go for a walk, in the ally she found two boys doing drugs.
“ sup?” asked the first boy who looked somewhat like a woman. “ oh nothing really, who are you anyways” Jess asked. “ Well..” said the second boy, “ I’m Joe and this is Brad.” “ do you want in on a weed session?” “ you bet! This is just what I need to cheer up” After when Jess was ready to go back home she invited Joe and Brad to the Heatskores show.
When Jess got home Zak, Ethan and Eric were playing Video games. This made her very frustrated so she went and had sex with Justin the pool boy.
Later that night Jess, Ethan, Zak, Eric and Justin got into the car to go to the show. Waiting at the front door was Joe, Brad and their friend Pep, but he was shooting H so he didn’t talk much. During the song “ sitting here standing” Eric finally made his move and asked Jess to meet him in the bathroom. They had mad hot sex even though he was mostly interested in her boobs. In the middle of their Third time, THE ASIAN walked in “ Kevin!” gasped Eric.. “ I can’t believe you would cheat on me…with a GIRL!” screamed the Asian in tears.
Then they had a hot 3some during a heatskores set. Then when Jack walked in.. It turned into a crazy 4some.[/QUOTE]

I lolled pretty hard. Especially at the bit when Brad and Joe were having a "weed session." I am sad Ethan only got a mention.

EDIT: And where the hell was I?!

I'm just about to go outside to chop up a log, with an axe, because I am a manly man.

That's seriously manly, man. I'm about to go to my exam, because I am a whipped slave of the education system.

I am going to hit Jess with a bat.

Liam and Eran beat Jess up with a cricket bat, taking turns at smacking her on the shins and thoroughly breaking her legs, so she can never skank again. Then they had mad passionate manlove while Jess was unsuccessfully trying to make her way to the telephone to dial 911.

My story is way better than Jess's.

true

In completely irrelevant news I've spent my night talking to an MSN bot.

Sick.

Can I have this bots address?

[email]encarta@conversagent.com[/email]

It's pretty lame, and it always wants you to open encarta.

p a u l // Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string... says:
solve 64.5+4.5
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Welcome back, Pip.
Calculator

64.5+4.5=69
p a u l // Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string... says:
LOL
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Haha. Pretty funny, huh?
p a u l // Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string... says:
ya i know right
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.







p a u l // Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string... says:
hi im paul
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You said your name was Pip but now I'll call you Paul.
p a u l // Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string... says:
no, its amanda
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
So you still want me to call you Pip?
p a u l // Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string... says:
no
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You asked me to call you Paul. What would you like me to call you instead?
p a u l // Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string... says:
amanda
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You said your name was Paul but now I'll call you Amanda.
p a u l // Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string... says:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
So you still want me to call you Paul?
p a u l // Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string... says:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You asked me to call you Amanda. What would you like me to call you instead?
p a u l // Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string... says:
penis
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Can we talk about something else?

^ Ha ha ha :lol: Honestly I don't even know what to think about that conversation, but it made me laugh.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Liam and Eran beat Jess up with a cricket bat, taking turns at smacking her on the shins and thoroughly breaking her legs, so she can never skank again. Then they had mad passionate manlove while Jess was unsuccessfully trying to make her way to the telephone to dial 911.

My story is way better than Jess's.[/QUOTE]

We're like Bonnie & Clyde.

Damn right. They'll never get us alive Bonnie!

[quote=coheneran]Liam and Eran beat Jess up with a cricket bat, taking turns at smacking her on the shins and thoroughly breaking her legs, so she can never skank again. Then they had mad passionate manlove while Jess was unsuccessfully trying to make her way to the telephone to dial 911.

My story is way better than Jess's.[/quote]

ha ha. classic in the making.

I should get my own spin-off. You know...my whole trip, it would be entertaining, especially the part where Jess's story and mine collide.

Write it then. Just don't block anything Jess puts forwards in her story.

They won't compare to my punk forum erotic stories.

Sid went down on Nick.

Nickfelt the pleasure ripple thorugh his body, although it was hindered.

Sid could feel Nick's hesitance, and tried to make Nick more comfortable with the homoeroticism of it all by clutching his buttocks and softly massaging them.

Do Forced Listening.

Stop oppressing me man! Fascist! :p

Send me Johnny Hobo and I will do it, or else...

[QUOTE=MightyMorphinPowerPepino]I should get my own spin-off. You know...my whole trip, it would be entertaining, especially the part where Jess's story and mine collide.[/QUOTE]
Pep! we can get together and write a story!! :):)