[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17842655]wat is this fallout?

do you worship it?

fag[/QUOTE]

well they only found it this morning but i hope so.

Will be on the lookout for Mr Burkes

<_<

:lol:

i guess my dad just got arrested

Maybe your mam and dad are taking role playing to [I]another level [/I]

[quote=2muchket!;17842773]Maybe your mam and dad are taking role playing to [I]another level [/I][/quote]
nah he was hunting on our friends property and his gun jammed, so he put it on the front of the ATV and drove to the car, but the guy that lives next to the property he hunts at called the police on him (i dunno why, my dad DID have permission to be there) and when my dad showed up at the car the cops put him in cuffs for having a loaded gun on a moving vehicle

oh man i just had the most horrible night's sleep ever, i don't even know how i survived that

[QUOTE=TimJim;17842779]nah he was hunting on our friends property and his gun jammed, so he put it on the front of the ATV and drove to the car, but the guy that lives next to the property he hunts at called the police on him (i dunno why, my dad DID have permission to be there) and when my dad showed up at the car the cops put him in cuffs for having a loaded gun on a moving vehicle[/QUOTE]

wow, that is ****ing bullshit

What a shitty day

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17842786]oh man i just had the most horrible night's sleep ever, i don't even know how i survived that[/QUOTE]

impossible, no such thing

if you can't sleep, just give up on sleeping until you feel like sleeping again

that's what i did last night ended up sleeping from 5-8 and i'm probably gonna take a nap pretty soon until i go to rehab at 5

it was one of those weird nights where i never actually got a long period of genuine sleep, i'd fall asleep for a short time and then wake up all disoriented and still kind of dreaming

and the dreams tended to involve me laying in bed listening to really abrasive noise music, which got annoying as hell after a while

oh and there was this one part where i went into a coughing fit that literally lasted like thirty minutes, i thought i was gonna die

slept through the night completely and feel great. Which is actually a rare thing for me.

Sup bros? I am getting sick :x

INJACULATION VS. EJACULATION:
PROLONGATION OF AROUSAL AND LONGEVITY

In Taoist sex traditions, the man has his orgasm without ejaculating. He injaculates, instead. By pressing an acupuncture point located halfway between the anus and scrotum, the ejaculation can be reversed into an improved orgasm and the semen is recycled from the full prostate and reabsorbed into the blood. This point is known as the Jen-Mo (Conception Meridian) acupuncture point. When pressed with a finger, this point feels as if there is a small indentation or hole in that location.

When the Jen-Mo point is pressed just prior to an anticipated ejaculation, the energy goes up into the body through the meridians which originate at this point, instead of going out of the body as it does during ordinary ejaculation.

Done in this way, the man still feels the pleasurable sensations which come with the pumping of the prostate, and he still experiences an orgasm. He continues to press this point until the orgasm, or "injaculation", is complete.

This Jen-Mo point was nicknamed "the Lion" by many of my students. They said they felt like kings after they began using this point. Everyone who tried it felt it deserved the name. Other students told me that before learning this method they felt like "lions" before orgasm but their moods took nose dives just after. With "the Lion" there are no more nose dives, just roaring lions! Another important benefit derived from this technique is that the man will dramatically increase his ability to maintain erection. This will allow him to carry out all the important steps toward ecstatic union of Man and Woman Together.

[I]Rrrrriight...[/I]

[quote=witchxrapist;17842795]wow, that is ****ing bullpoop[/quote]
yup. hes meeting with a ****in probation officer about it and he might get some time.

if he does im going to be homeless

what the hell

dad: *touches me on the shoulder to get my attention* nate, i was looking for...*looks around the room then fixates on my computer screen*
*5 second pause*
me: I usually finish my sentences
dad: *walks away*

wat

Hey bros.

[quote=weaboo;17842851]INJACULATION VS. EJACULATION:
PROLONGATION OF AROUSAL AND LONGEVITY

In Taoist sex traditions, the man has his orgasm without ejaculating. He injaculates, instead. By pressing an acupuncture point located halfway between the anus and scrotum, the ejaculation can be reversed into an improved orgasm and the semen is recycled from the full prostate and reabsorbed into the blood. This point is known as the Jen-Mo (Conception Meridian) acupuncture point. When pressed with a finger, this point feels as if there is a small indentation or hole in that location.

When the Jen-Mo point is pressed just prior to an anticipated ejaculation, the energy goes up into the body through the meridians which originate at this point, instead of going out of the body as it does during ordinary ejaculation.

Done in this way, the man still feels the pleasurable sensations which come with the pumping of the prostate, and he still experiences an orgasm. He continues to press this point until the orgasm, or "injaculation", is complete.

This Jen-Mo point was nicknamed "the Lion" by many of my students. They said they felt like kings after they began using this point. Everyone who tried it felt it deserved the name. Other students told me that before learning this method they felt like "lions" before orgasm but their moods took nose dives just after. With "the Lion" there are no more nose dives, just roaring lions! Another important benefit derived from this technique is that the man will dramatically increase his ability to maintain erection. This will allow him to carry out all the important steps toward ecstatic union of Man and Woman Together.[/quote]im just gonna be honest here and say this is all true

I've read that doing that repeatedly over a long period of time can cause damage to the penis

so idk how much i wanna try that

[quote=Moon Flavor;17842911]I've read that doing that repeatedly over a long period of time can cause damage to the penis

so idk how much i wanna try that[/quote]i havent heard that before and i dont really see how it could.... maybe to the glands that the jizz is getting forced back to

Thanks for FL Tim :]

well if it causes damage my dick is ****ed

sup?

today sucks

fappan

gonna download movie about helvetica later

about fonts

hahahahahaha

**** yeah fonts woo

microsoft wurd

writin letters and ****

[quote=TimJim;17840139]

no that was Noonward. sweboy had the first mod approved rep party in GD like ever[/quote]
naw it was sweboy wait what is this