[QUOTE=illmitch;18202543]dude seeing z-ro in houston

i would get shot to death but man[/QUOTE]

nah we would be good....its a 23 hour drive though :(

haha OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=StaffReviewer;18202591]jaundice crashes through the dream[/QUOTE]

lol

jaundice crashes through the-dream

yeah my dreams are almost always weird i had a bunch last night already forgot most of what happened but I was like lost in a huge college-type location

[i]go deeper[/i]

i saw that it was a dream and slipped it in

astral csbing

i can't stand how irrational my mom's being lately, it's driving me insane

my camera went missing and $50 went missing from my wallet

this diamond bracelet my dad got my mom went missing

my brother doesn't have a job but all of a sudden he can afford oxies again

and she's blaming me for stealing her bracelet

then my brother asked me for a ride to school (40 minute drive there and back, i haven't slept in 24 hours, his class is at 6:30, he said he needs to go now to write a paper) and i told him no, i'll take you at 6, i didnt sleep at all last night, so he tells my mom and my mom starts yelling at me

he has a computer, he can fucking write the paper here, personally i dont feel safe driving this fucking tired

so i told her this and she's like, "well maybe you shouldn't've went out last night"

i went to the diner for an hour to drink coffee and then came home and wrote a paper

.....

and then the bitch made me a strawberry jam sandwich and i was like, fuck, i wanted raspberry.

grape tbh

but seriously this is the biggest bullshit situation ever

[IMG]http://imgur.com/KCco0.jpg[/IMG]

and then she sucked my dick but forgot to rub my balls

and i was like, eh ma, start rubbin

so she took away my nintendo :(

would it be more mature if i were to post a screen shot of an angry facebook message i wrote to an ex girlfriend?

all i wanted was a pepsi

JUST A PEPSI

[size=4]AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME[/size]

[size=7]JUST A PEPSI[/SIZE]

okay sorry ill never make a serious post again

lol

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18202626]okay sorry ill never make a serious post again[/QUOTE]

thanx

[IMG]http://imgur.com/Z0Vki.png[/IMG]

that actually does really suck matthew I just don't know what to say to that

[SIZE="4"]I'M NOT CRAZY[/SIZE]

[SIZE="5"][I]YOU'RE[/I] THE ONE[/SIZE] [SIZE="6"]THAT'S CRAZY[/SIZE]

z

OH MAN U POSTED THAT AGAIN THOUGHT WE'VE ESTABLISHED ONLY OC CAN BE POSTED DON'T YOU LOOK RETARDED OH WAIT THATS EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU ALT+S

z

[quote=witchxrapist;18202617]i can't stand how irrational my mom's being lately, it's driving me insane

my camera went missing and $50 went missing from my wallet

this diamond bracelet my dad got my mom went missing

my brother doesn't have a job but all of a sudden he can afford oxies again

and she's blaming me for stealing her bracelet

then my brother asked me for a ride to school (40 minute drive there and back, i haven't slept in 24 hours, his class is at 6:30, he said he needs to go now to write a paper) and i told him no, i'll take you at 6, i didnt sleep at all last night, so he tells my mom and my mom starts yelling at me

he has a computer, he can fucking write the paper here, personally i dont feel safe driving this fucking tired

[B]so i told her this and she's like, "well maybe you shouldn't've went out last night"[/B]

i went to the diner for an hour to drink coffee and then came home and wrote a paper

.....[/quote]
Oh man, the line every mom uses. Just modify it and insert "Well maybe you shouldn't have INSERT WHATEVER last night." :lol:


But yeah, seems like they are placing the blame on you unjustly. If he has a comp at home there's no good reason for you to spend time and gas money to drive him to a location to type it.


and I don't know your bro but it seems like he's stealing to feed his habit. You ever raise that possibility with your mom?

ya i told her that and shes just like blahblah blah im insane and play favorites
[QUOTE=Cocaine;18202631]that actually does really suck matthew I just don't know what to say to that[/QUOTE]

yeah im just really fucking bummed out and irritable right now

yeah, sorry for the cheap suicidal tendencies joke, that is fucked up

[I][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][SIZE="1"]Well maybe you shouldn't have INSERT WHATEVER last night[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Well maybe you shouldn't have INSERT WHATEVER last night[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]Well maybe you shouldn't have INSERT WHATEVER last night[/SIZE]
[SIZE="7"]Well maybe you shouldn't have INSERT WHATEVER last night[/SIZE][/COLOR][/I]

you're not funny.
[QUOTE=illmitch;18202638]yeah, sorry for the cheap suicidal tendencies joke, that is fucked up[/QUOTE]
it made me lol because cyco mike is the shit

nigga bought me pizza

Brent gets that a lot from his mom too.

i saw that it was wet and just INSERT WHATEVER

yeah that wasn't funny either.

i kind of wanna compile a document of adb posts and then make a graph of intentionally funny to unintentionally funny to not funny

i'm assuming it'll be 60% not funny and 40% unintentionally funny

[QUOTE=adb;18202643]i saw that it was wet and just INSERT WHATEVER[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://imgur.com/poAU4.jpg[/IMG]