[QUOTE=Berk;14354321]pwnd.[/QUOTE]

lol

Your relationship = fake.

Marriage sucks

You might as well spend the money you'd spend on a wedding on a really nice drum kit.

I'm a firm believer in that you don't have to be married to live together.

[QUOTE]I'm a firm believer in that you don't have to be married to live together.[/QUOTE]Same. No piece of paper makes a person more trustworthy.

Yuh.

The worst is catholics who like, shun divorce, cos like, what if your wife is some crazed man beating hooker?

Gawd Rawks


edit/caps pwnd

[QUOTE=George;14354352]Your relationship = fake.[/QUOTE]

youre just jealous that your mommy and daddy wont let you date 'cause youre only 14

and it is NOT fake btw

[QUOTE=timmyjimmy1;14354399]youre just jealous that your mommy and daddy wont let you date 'cause youre only 14

and it is NOT fake btw[/QUOTE]

your only 15 stfu

16 in a month so yah...

you got a girl Futuro?

lmao no, theres no point in trying to meet women aound here anyway, they are ugly/fat or a combo of both. For gods sake jump on a ****ing treadmill.

TJ - I can date. And like omg day like let me hold hands omg.



Unlike you. Dickweed.

Fcuking printer keeps pwning me.

stfu

[QUOTE=George;14354460]TJ - I can date. And like omg day like let me hold hands omg.



Unlike you. Dickweed.[/QUOTE]

atleast ill stay marryed/in love with her until i die

[QUOTE=Futuro;14354445]lmao no, theres no point in trying to meet women aound here anyway, they are ugly/fat or a combo of both. For gods sake jump on a ****ing treadmill.[/QUOTE]

:[b][/b](

does this mean i have to lose weight before we can have sex?

How is that a logical assumption?



EDIT: To tj.


DOUBLE EDIT: :lol: ^

[QUOTE]How is that a logical assumption?[/QUOTE]Cause Gawd will pull them through all the hard times, and come down from heaven like a superhero riding a unicorn.

[QUOTE]:(

does this mean i have to lose weight before we can have sex?[/QUOTE]erm...i dunno

[QUOTE=timmyjimmy1;14354478]atleast ill stay marryed/in love with her until i die[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/party/stag-night/inflatable-woman.jpg[/img]

as long as she doesnt pop

[QUOTE=Futuro;14354498]Cause Gawd will pull them through all the hard times, and come down from heaven like a superhero riding a unicorn.

[/QUOTE]


no. true love conquers all



its in every dang movie out there,as well as a fact

LOL MOVIES ARE SO REAL! like 1 time I wus in da ocean and a big lizard came out of it, and started fighting with a big monkey and all the japs couldnt speak english very well it was so gud

[QUOTE=Porkupine;14354501][img]http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/party/stag-night/inflatable-woman.jpg[/img]

as long as she doesnt pop[/QUOTE]

he can always use the puncture repair kit when things get rough :naughty: :p

you need to get a life Futuro

[QUOTE=Futuro;14354520]LOL MOVIES ARE SO REAL! like 1 time I wus in da ocean and a big lizard came out of it, and started fighting with a big monkey and all the japs couldnt speak english very well it was so gud[/QUOTE]

hey guys

i just got back from vacation.

you wouldn't believe. someone put snakes on the plane.

and samuel l. jackson was there too.

and he was like 'i've had it with these [size=2]motherf[/size]ucking snares on this [size=2]motherf[/size]ucking plane. rofl.'

and then me and my gay cowboy friend went and had sex.

[QUOTE=timmyjimmy1;14354535]you need to get a life Futuro[/QUOTE]

oh ok I need to get a life cause you are retarded oic how it works cool

[QUOTE]hey guys

i just got back from vacation.

you wouldn't believe. someone put snakes on the plane.

and samuel l. jackson was there too.

and he was like 'i've had it with these mother****ing snares on this mother****ing plane. rofl.'

and then me and my gay cowboy friend went and had sex.[/QUOTE]LOL YOU CANT SAY MOTHER ****ER IRL N00B!

yah dood


youll get banned fosho

stfu tj.


BarnacIesOnABoat: you know how 5 year old girls dream of living in a big pink mansion with some rich blonde guy?
BarnacIesOnABoat: i think TJ might be a 5 year old girl.

[QUOTE=Futuro;14354545]oh ok I need to get a life cause you are retarded oic how it works cool

LOL YOU CANT SAY MOTHER ****ER IRL N00B![/QUOTE]

i'm sorry :[b][/b](

timmyjimmy, can you help me find jesus? your life seems so much better than mine and i want to be happy and do less drugs and have less unprotected casual sex with strangers.

[QUOTE=timmyjimmy1;14354478]atleast ill stay marryed/in love with her until i die[/QUOTE]

Because everyone knows that relationships formed at the ripe old age of 15 last for ever.

[QUOTE=George;14354566]stfu tj.


BarnacIesOnABoat: you know how 5 year old girls dream of living in a big pink mansion with some rich blonde guy?
BarnacIesOnABoat: i think TJ might be a 5 year old girl.[/QUOTE]

pass that salsa: porkupine.
BarnacIesOnABoat: yes'm?
pass that salsa: i think i might be gay.
pass that salsa: my friend spent the night and we both jacked off
pass that salsa: and i really liked it
BarnacIesOnABoat: lol u have aids

[QUOTE=raz0r;14354576]Because everyone knows that relationships formed at the ripe old age of 15 last for ever.[/QUOTE]

[size=7] MEGAPWNAGE[/size]

why the hate???

i dont have much of a social life being homeschooled,so i dont meet many hot chicks like i got now. also shes homeschooled too so we can "date" all day long and come home and do our daily 3 1/2 hrs of school

And still do nothing good.

what'dya mean george?

[QUOTE=timmyjimmy1;14354601]why the hate???

i dont have much of a social life being homeschooled,so i dont meet many hot chicks like i got now. also shes homeschooled too so we can "date" all day long and come home and do our daily 3 1/2 hrs of school[/QUOTE]

okay.

so you've found your soulmate.

within your own state

within your own county

within your own city.

and she's part of the .01 percent of people who are homeschooled, and she's female?

OMFG F[size=2]UC[/size]KIN[size=2]G MIR[/size]ACLE

Lol

indeed i agree it is

fake!

[QUOTE=George;14354625]fake![/QUOTE]

ask radagaskthebrown


he'll tell all

no. he has too much neg rep. he isn't worthy.



and i'm saying fake as in true love. it isn't. you smelly goat.

[QUOTE=George;14354638]no. he has too much neg rep. he isn't worthy.



and i'm saying fake as in true love. it isn't. you smelly goat.[/QUOTE]

smelly goat is a good insult.

use that more often and i'll be sure to give you some rep.