this dude im volunteering for

yeah this 16-year-old who also helps him out wants me

thought about it but then was like no

now i got a latexx dick..... i... lost it.. in [I]the war[/I]

lol

at work we had to stock a bunch of shit, my friend touched a pack of condoms for like a second then grabbed some other stuff to stock instead

it was p lol how she reacted

wwo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iwish iw as wthere.. condoms???? lol :lol:

nyeah man it was awk

hahaha :lol: why would she even touch them for a second if she wasn't going to actually stock them?

Crazy Times With ADB!

She WAs hand-thinkikng About adbs throbbing ThugDick™

drug test for job tomorrow

[I]uh oh[/I]

u guys had 2 b there

in other news my other friend got a job at a smoothie/boba place

gonna get mad free smoothies

how many smoothies do you think youre gonna have? :lol:

nah adb has a real talk dick, every drop of sperm delivers knowledge on the way things are supposed to be

if he ever gave a girl a cumshot she'd instantly have a degree in marketing

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18490215]how many smoothies do you think youre gonna have? :lol:[/QUOTE]

a bajillion :lol:

how disgustingly fat is adb going to be once his metabolism slows

luc and angalchel are gonna be so disappointed when metabolism never slows down :lol:

adbs going to fuck his own rolls so he can not even need girls

super sonic blockhead tiny chat bros

[url]http://tinychat.com/drugtalkwithblockhead[/url]

come back here in 40 years he'll be like [i]im not the one mentally unstable i dont need drugs or girls i have my tacos and elbow[/i]

thatd be amazing if ppl are still posting in 40 years

provlone is good

[QUOTE=Deth;18490212]drug test for job tomorrow

[I]uh oh[/I][/QUOTE]

got my first negative drug test back a few weeks ago

cheddar > pjack > swiss = provo

muenster > provolone > gouda > cheddar > swiss

swiss is king cheese

what do you guys think of fucking a butterface

put a bag over her head

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18490173]i went to the doctor recently to get my doodle checked out (all clean) and she was like 'do you want any condoms' and i thought fast and played cool and was like 'yeah u better give me some' lol and so she gave me a brown paper bag of em and i just looked in it and she game me like 150

im like jesus christ bitch did u not notice my big nose and social incompetence who do u think i am[/QUOTE]

too bad you haven't had sex in a year and a half. it's funny you think you're so attractive and good with women. if you were even close to what you think you are you would have no problem getting laid. you've had one girlfriend 2 years ago and she's the only person you've fucked wow you are a stud

i only like the white cheeses

i only like the white

i hate muenster, i hate gouda

hate u all unless ur white

[QUOTE=thinwhiteduke;18490268]what do you guys think of fucking a butterface[/QUOTE]

if you can actually convince her to let you put a bag over her head you should marry her