ugh nick could easily catch a nerdy weeaboo girl

she'd be fat but w/e

girls of all types are equally repulsed by me

lose weight and get a diff haircut

haircuts rly make ugly ppl look bettr

i miss being around women

this hot 18 year old girl invited me to her friends high school grad party i feel creepy as fuck but its legal i guess so whatev. might plow her idk lets hope for the best

brent telling me to get a different haircut

lol

girls like my hair realtalk

becuz they can't find anything else to pretend to compliment you on

Not as much as they like mine. :cool:

long hair is [B]FUCKING STUPID[/B]

[QUOTE=fenixfunk5;18579176]becuz they can't find anything else to pretend to compliment you on[/QUOTE]

nice try but they like my smile 2

my downfall iz im 2 skinny

the smile... how could i forget about the beacon of ur mouth, beckoning women astray

You should try eating more protein eat some red meat you pussy.

there's plenty of protein in white meat

I eat 80-100g of protein a day

[QUOTE]there's plenty of protein in white meat[/QUOTE]

^^

[QUOTE=fenixfunk5;18579183]there's plenty of protein in white meat[/QUOTE]


I know

I wasn't being very srs

im going to beat your ass bitch

D':

oh and if u cant tlak 2 gurls get a a xanax skript

i talked to a girl today i was all like can i get a box for this and she was like yeah here you go and she gave me a box

holy shit

she wants to fuck

where did u get that box

what was it 4

the pizza place

for pizza

took the most satanik nap ever

shit nigga

I still got some zza leftover from a week ago when I saw my friend

my dad gave me $$ 4 dominos I just ordered it for 930 2nite gonna b a pzza porty

^lol a pizza porty you say eh? can I join

Gunna go sit on a floor for 2 hours in line for the new HP movie. Should be mega fun

every1 is invited

gonna swipe some generic cola

Is this like a pants party Brent? 'cause if it is, I suddenly can't make it...

it's a shortz party

why stand in line 2 see a shitty movie when you can go a few days from now and not be around a bunch of retards

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who the fuck microwaves eggs?

and lol how do people still not know you can superheat liquids in microwaves?

that site isnt funny

my roommate microwaves eggs, it's weird

what a waste of eggs

the worst is when people microwave bacon

the worst is when you post