[QUOTE=LordDargon]:eek: You mean they were both st00pid?


*loses faith in humanity*[/QUOTE]
I lost my faith a long time ago.

[QUOTE=Stagefrightken]hahaha talk about working with stupid people, I'll win EVERY one of these contests. Most of the people who call 911 are completly ignorant. I should write a book about all the stupid **** these people do.[/QUOTE]
Now you have to share a story.

Could I share a story?

Only if it is really funny.

No.


So I saw the Secret Lives of Altar Boys last night. Pretty cool movie. The mountain lion was a nice touch.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]I lost my faith a long time ago.[/QUOTE]
You're right, so did I. :-/

Anyways, I only deliver flyer sometimes. Hey, the pay's good, it's not like your usualy paperboy who gets 3.50/hr or so. I make well over minimum wage :eek:

Anyways, the stupidest thing that ever happens is when someone is on their porch, and you hand them the flyer and say something like "here you go" and they stare at your mutely, breathing loudly through their mouths.

Sadly, it happens quite often.

My school is the worst place on Earth, the kids are so ignorant, and think they know everything.... I went to a football game last month, after snorting some Adds (the 2nd and last occasion of doing so) and the kids were accusing me of smoking pot, and were saying things like "You smell so much like weed," it was pretty ridiculous.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]My school is the worst place on Earth, the kids are so ignorant, and think they know everything.... I went to a football game last month, after snorting some Adds (the 2nd and last occasion of doing so) and the kids were accusing me of smoking pot, and were saying things like "You smell so much like weed," it was pretty ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
[SIZE=7]HEY I SAID ONLY IF IT WAS FUNNY[/SIZE]

You snorted some AIDS? Wow, that explains alot. Besides, they told you you couldn't do a story :angry:

[QUOTE=guitrguy][SIZE=7]HEY I SAID ONLY IF IT WAS FUNNY[/SIZE][/QUOTE]


I said no.

hahaha Ok, this one is funny. We take this chick to the hospital, her boyfriend is riding up front, Im in the back with her, my partner is driving. This chicks boyfriend is dumber than dirt. He talks about how nice the lights are in the front of the truck, asks questions about our flashlights, crazy stuff.

We have these little lights in the front of the truck that we can look at maps as the other drives, they are on a flexible shaft and have about a 2" square head on them. This dude points at that and says, "I know what that is". My partner says, "I'll bet you don't." The dude says, "Its one of those breathalizer machines". My partner says, "You got it, how about you blow on it and I'll see if you have been drinking." The dude says, "Ok".

So, this dude sticks the whole end of the map light in his mouth. There is a switch on the console to turn it on and my partner turns on the light, that is inside this dudes mouth." So, the guy starts blowing in the maplight and he blows and blows and blows. He gets done and my partner says, "Well, you havent had a drop to drink". The dude says, "Your machine is broke, I was drunker than a skunk last week! hahaha I beat the system".

[QUOTE=guitrguy][SIZE=7]HEY I SAID ONLY IF IT WAS FUNNY[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
Good friggin' call.

[QUOTE=Stagefrightken]hahaha Ok, this one is funny. We take this chick to the hospital, her boyfriend is riding up front, Im in the back with her, my partner is driving. This chicks boyfriend is dumber than dirt. He talks about how nice the lights are in the front of the truck, asks questions about our flashlights, crazy stuff.

We have these little lights in the front of the truck that we can look at maps as the other drives, they are on a flexible shaft and have about a 2" square head on them. This dude points at that and says, "I know what that is". My partner says, "I'll bet you don't." The dude says, "Its one of those breathalizer machines". My partner says, "You got it, how about you blow on it and I'll see if you have been drinking." The dude says, "Ok".

So, this dude sticks the whole end of the map light in his mouth. There is a switch on the console to turn it on and my partner turns on the light, that is inside this dudes mouth." So, the guy starts blowing in the maplight and he blows and blows and blows. He gets done and my partner says, "Well, you havent had a drop to drink". The dude says, "Your machine is broke, I was drunker than a skunk last week! hahaha I beat the system".[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Stagefrightken]long story[/QUOTE]


/hits self in head repeatedly

Wow.... That is a dumb guy. I could just see him doing that.

[QUOTE=LordDargon]You snorted some AIDS? Wow, that explains alot. Besides, they told you you couldn't do a story :angry:[/QUOTE]

Adds, not AID, Adderoll (sp?)

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Adds, not AID, Adderoll (sp?)[/QUOTE]
Not that that it makes you any smarter then those other kids.

That dude was completely retarded.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]Not that that it makes you any smarter then those other kids.[/QUOTE]

No, your missing the point of the story, half the kids claim that they are the biggest stoners in the world, yet they thought that when I was high on adderoll, I was stoned, even theough when I'm stoned I'm laid back and goofy, but when I'm on adds I'm hyper and a weirdo.

But your an idiot either way so we don't care.

^ :lol:

I finally got my amp head and cabinet today. It took them 3 months to get the head new, but it was well worth the wait, because this amp is a sweet one :D

/has been playing for 2-3 years
/still doesnt have amp

Np: Tenacious D - Tribute

[QUOTE=LordDargon][size=7]L
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I agree!

That story was hilarious, especially with the guy sticking the map in his mouth and blowing on it XD

Was he gay?

haha that story was good
where abouts in the uk do you live riva?

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]That dude was completely retarded.[/QUOTE]
Not as retarded as you :thumb:

[QUOTE=RavenousMetalist87]I agree!

That story was hilarious, especially with the guy sticking the map in his mouth and blowing on it XD

Was he gay?[/QUOTE]
For some reason I get the mental image of a redneck.

Hello, anyone.

I haven't been on much tonight, since that same flatmate was..busy, again, so Chris (another flatmate) and I retreated to the kitchen to play GTA and give them some privacy. Long story short: we found some cheat for GTA and messed around for about five hours.

Nice

I shoveled my driveway today. And got this Woody Guthrie avatar, and hit 10,000.

[QUOTE=Bartender]we found some cheat for GTA and messed around for about five hours.[/QUOTE]

Welcome to the internet.

Its not even cold here, you can still wear shorts.