My radishes quiver in anticipation.

My nipples look like bananas

Hey griffin I have this video of this tomato getting three cucumbers shoved into it. Maybe we should watch it, together. Alone. But with one another.

Yeah baby.

I wave my cumquat in the air

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I wave my cumquat in the air[/QUOTE]

Nick! watch it with that thing, you got it in my eye!

THREE CUCUMBERS!!???!! that is inhumane!



which is why it can only be done to a tomato....my grapes are jiggling for it.

I'm sorry sidney, but you know my cumquat always grows when it sees your asparagus

[QUOTE=obese_breasts]THREE CUCUMBERS!!???!! that is inhumane!



which is why it can only be done to a tomato....my grapes are jiggling for it.[/QUOTE]

Later on there is this scene where three kiwis go at it. No bananas allowed, if you know what I mean.

Get me a ticket to the ki-way!

Three kiwis sounds hot. But after awhile no bananas gets boring and I have to get out my video of this avocado rolling around with a lemon

It's getting hot enough in here for me to steam my cauliflower.

Hey Griff, how's about you juice my oranges?

I rub your big hairy coconut.

I only juice tangerines, I have a no O policy.

You're such a prune sometimes.

I knew it Sid, you love coconut milk, you dirty bastard. I love you.

All over my chin and on my big bouncing melons.

I hate exams! I hate them! They are horrible! Hoorrrriiibblleee! What kind of di[COLOR="Black"]ckwad[/COLOR] decides to teach the best of English literature and poetry, and then only gives you two hours to write an essay on both books (one of them openly feminist and anti-classist) and two essays on four poems?! I did not get to say everything I wanted!

I don't mind writing about books but I can't analise poetry at all, this became evident in my English Lit GCSE all those years ago

When people analyze poetry, everything sounds so arbitrary to me. Like "Oh, well, it's obvious that in this poem, the man's feces are symbollic of the suffering of African-Americans during segregation."

What do you mean you don't understand? It's a pretty simple conclusion to draw, based on the context!

I've been sleeping in way too much lately.

Though I'm not sure that is actually a bad thing.

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New bonus track announced on the new AFI record.

hey KEEP THAT S[B]H[/B]IT IN THE AFI THREAD

Yeah! God. WTF is wrong with you Joe?

Yo, my bad, brah.

[quote=coheneran]I hate exams! I hate them! They are horrible! Hoorrrriiibblleee! What kind of di[COLOR=Black]ckwad[/COLOR] decides to teach the best of English literature and poetry, and then only gives you two hours to write an essay on both books (one of them openly feminist and anti-classist) and two essays on four poems?! I did not get to say everything I wanted![/quote]
i cheated on both of mine today :cool:

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Hey Griff, how's about you juice my oranges?[/QUOTE]

I don't think the children should see this :(

Goddammit. I'm stuck in Humanities. Worst.subject.ever

So guys I just ordered [URL="http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/14557089/c/32722.html"]these[/URL] shoes.

Johnny Cash's album about trains blows.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Johnny Cash's album about trains blows.[/QUOTE]
Which one?

I still haven't seen Walk the Line. I suck

Me either.
It's called [I]Ridin' The Rails[/I]

Never heard of it.

His Live albums are Folsom and San Quentin are still some of his best.

Yeah that's how I got into him.

I think my brain will explode from doing all these math review questions

[QUOTE=Flagjacket]So guys I just ordered [URL="http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/14557089/c/32722.html"]these[/URL] shoes.[/QUOTE]
I honestly hate that style of shoe. They just look rediculous, I think. I'm so unpunx.

[QUOTE=good rats]I still haven't seen Walk the Line. I suck[/QUOTE]
Make haste, friend, it is indeed one of the best movies ever.

So, like, I had burritos for the first time last night. [I]They were so good![/I] My friend makes awesome burritos. She is awesome.

You've gone this many years without burritos? You are a deprived person.

I bet burritos in England suck ***.

Unless you have a Mexican making them for you.

[QUOTE=coheneran]So, like, I had burritos for the first time last night. [I]They were so good![/I] My friend makes awesome burritos. She is awesome.[/QUOTE]
How do you know if they are awesome, if they were your first ones? They could have been really s[B]h[/B]itty compared to other burritos, because other burritos are so good.

I've never had a really horrible burrito myself. Some burritos don't compare to others (Taco Bell to a tacqueria, or even Taco Bell to Chipotle), but none have been absolutely horrible.