shotgunning minikegs is the only way to drink beer

[QUOTE=TimJim;17521954]anything goes good with a big fat rock[/QUOTE]

Not true. Heroin doesn't go good with a big fat crack rock. Unless you [I]want[/I] your heart to explode.

there isn't much that doesn't go down well with a big fat [COLOR="Gray"]c[/COLOR]ock

[quote=RetiredAt21;17521959]Not true. Heroin doesn't go good with a big fat crack rock. Unless you [I]want[/I] your heart to explode.[/quote]hahahaha was it you or josh or scheisse that did that recently

heroin doesnt go well with anything at all though, including your heart

square

[QUOTE=TimJim;17521963]hahahaha was it you or josh or scheisse that did that recently[/QUOTE]

It was scheisse. :/

brb getting hammered with the UW marching band

where the hell has he been anyways

[QUOTE=TimJim;17521970]where the hell has he been anyways[/QUOTE]

Who knows, he could be dead.

[QUOTE=McP3000;17521968]brb getting hammered with the UW marching band[/QUOTE]


brb frat party

pizza and porn

thug life

y'all know the rules gotta do what you gotta do

[QUOTE=chuffed;17521976]pizza and animal photographs[/QUOTE]

Heil.

NOTHING BETTER IN LIFE

z

moderator meatplow

i reckon we should close this thread @ 60,000 posts. do you reckon?

starting fresh could be a good thing. i'll leave it up to you

austin actually suggested it and it does make sense, we always used to close them at a certain point. i'm a see where we usually do that at.

how about the first person to get 6k posts in the thread wins

how about you kill yourself

i would but then i couldnt bask in your glory

Whenever someone commits suicide, Timjim gets a tummy ache.

so today in my programming class everyone was sniffling and coughing except me, so after class was over i went into the bathroom to wash my hands and there was a guy right inside the door when i opened it and he sneezed all over my shirt and gave me a stupid look and then started blowing his nose

i do not feel sick yet though

[QUOTE=masscows;17522063]so today in my programming class everyone was sniffling and coughing except me, so after class was over i went into the bathroom to wash my hands and there was a guy right inside the door when i opened it and he sneezed all over my shirt and gave me a stupid look and then started blowing his nose

i do not feel sick yet though[/QUOTE]

Swine flu, brah. Sry ur gonna die.

shouldve given him a swirly

-.-

swirly's are so high school

nate weighs like 65lbs do you think he could lift anyone up?

I gave myself a swirly while I was masturbating once. It was awes.