[QUOTE=Brain Toad]****ing mosquito bit me. I saw it doing it too when I was sitting outside last night. I flicked him off, but I guess he had enough time to make a bump and itching to develop. Hopefully I don't have West Nile.[/QUOTE]

Next time you see a mozzie do that, squeeze the skin around him, and if he can't fly off, keep squeezing until it (I'm told) pops!

[QUOTE=coheneran]It's 3.30pm:lol:[/QUOTE]

Not where I live.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]Not where I live.[/QUOTE]

In Lancaster?

Yes.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]Yes.[/QUOTE]

Lancaster, UK?

No. In the States.

Ah. Name thieves.

[quote=coheneran]Next time you see a mozzie do that, squeeze the skin around him, and if he can't fly off, keep squeezing until it (I'm told) pops![/quote]

it seriously works. also try draino crystals and bread and feed it to seagulls. the effect is pretty wicked and surprising.

[QUOTE=holy_roller99]it seriously works. also try draino crystals and bread and feed it to seagulls. the effect is pretty wicked and surprising.[/QUOTE]

What are draino crystals?

ninja post from school

Hahahahahahaha.

omg for all the time i've been on here, i've been thinking you've been from Lancaster, England :rolleyes:

/slaps self

[QUOTE=coheneran]Ah. Name thieves.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. No name is original here save the Native American ones.

Yeah, it's crazy i look at an american map and there are so many i can recognise from over here.

[quote=Culture Shock]Yeah. No name is original here save the Native American ones.[/quote]

And the Spanish ones, and the ones named after their founders, and the ones named after waterways/landmarks/mountains, etc. Maybe back east it's that way, but there is very few cities over here with English names.
Fairfield
Concord
Dublin
Richmond

Those are the only ones I think of that are of English decent in the Bay Area, there is probaly more, but those come to mind.

British people amde all the maps so a lot of palces have British names.

[QUOTE=holy_roller99]it seriously works. also try draino crystals and bread and feed it to seagulls. the effect is pretty wicked and surprising.[/QUOTE]

Putting Alka-Seltzer in the bread is pretty fun too.

[QUOTE=Flagjacket]British people amde all the maps so a lot of palces have British names.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure the British made everything :confused:

What's the story of Seattle? I heard that some Native chief sent a letter saying something along the lines of "How can we give you this land when it is not ours to give? We have not bought this land, we have not traded for it, we take from the land what we need and we give what we can." Do you know about it?

No but that sounds like something that a Native American chief would say.

THIS PLACE IS DAED! DAED I SEZ, DAED!

/Caps :p

I love Carcass

I am pissed off with The Tway. He is such an arse. What do we do with arses aroun' here boys?

[QUOTE=coheneran]What's the story of Seattle? I heard that some Native chief sent a letter saying something along the lines of "How can we give you this land when it is not ours to give? We have not bought this land, we have not traded for it, we take from the land what we need and we give what we can." Do you know about it?[/QUOTE]
Cheif Seattle stopped a battle the could have been very violent, and a good friend of his made a major push to name the city after him. The original name was "Duwamps".

Yakov Smirnoff graduated from college. He has a masters in positive psychology.

In Soviet Russia, college graduates you!

[QUOTE=Led-Zeppelin]Cheif Seattle stopped a battle the could have been very violent, and a good friend of his made a major push to name the city after him. The original name was "Duwamps".[/QUOTE]

Awesome, do you know the whole story? And lol, Duwamps. Thank Christus the injuns have better names than Europeans. Duwamps, hah!

[Quote=Brain Toad]Yakov Smirnoff graduated from college. He has a masters in positive psychology.

In Soviet Russia, college graduates you![/Quote]

Hehe, that joke never gets old. Who is Yakov Smirnoff?

[QUOTE=coheneran]
Hehe, that joke never gets old. Who is Yakov Smirnoff?[/QUOTE]
*sigh*

[QUOTE=asdf]*sigh*[/QUOTE]

If he is who I think he is, then I don't get it. Is he the voddie man?

He's the one who invented that joke you moron.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]He's the one who invented that joke you moron.[/QUOTE]

Jeez, just because I'm not familiar with comedy history. Chill brotha, I'ma go back to ma staincell.

[quote=coheneran]Jeez, just because I'm not familiar with comedy history. Chill brotha, I'ma go back to ma staincell.[/quote]

You have to pretty idiotic to just let it go completely over your head there was a connection between Yakov and me making that joke.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]You have to pretty idiotic to just let it go completely over your head there was a connection between Yakov and me making that joke.[/QUOTE]

I thought the joke was an after-thought to a contextual remark.

[quote=coheneran]I thought the joke was an after-thought to a contextual remark.[/quote]:rolleyes:

So I finally got around to printing the stencil that is my avatar, but instead of ugly text, I just put a swastika on his forehead. I think it says enough.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Yakov Smirnoff graduated from college. He has a masters in positive psychology.

In Soviet Russia, college graduates you![/QUOTE]

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

In Soviet Russia, pen writes you!

:lol:

IMPORTING OIL, EXPORTING BLOOOOOOD!!!!!!

WE'LL TAKE THEIR BARRELS OF OIL BY THE BARREL OF A GUN!!!!!!!!!!

bel :)

BEL r00l.

Where are some good places to get ringtones?