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thelowsoundofbass 01-07-2005 06:08 PM

what codd said.

lowsound

Fernandes Power 01-07-2005 06:09 PM

[QUOTE=coddingtown]Not really.. you just have to be confident, and you both have to be into it. You should do fine[/QUOTE]

Not exactly the factor I meant... Ive heard some nasty stories...

Mitchell Royce 01-07-2005 06:09 PM

Confidence will not do anything in bed. Sex is like playing bass. Practice makes better(never perfect).

thelowsoundofbass 01-07-2005 06:10 PM

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Not exactly the factor I meant... Ive heard some nasty stories...[/QUOTE]

haha that would suck (if i am thinking the right hing)

lowsound

neal_672 01-07-2005 06:11 PM

[QUOTE=Mitchell Royce]Confidence will not do anything in bed. Sex is like playing bass. Practice makes better(never perfect).[/QUOTE]

:lol: makes sense.....

Crapdragoon 01-07-2005 06:12 PM

blee

neal_672 01-07-2005 06:13 PM

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Not exactly the factor I meant... Ive heard some nasty stories...[/QUOTE]

Share the stories!

Fernandes Power 01-07-2005 06:13 PM

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]haha that would suck (if i am thinking the right hing)

lowsound[/QUOTE]

Haha, You probably are... :thumb: Does the word hymen mean anything to anyone? :rolleyes:

ridethelightning 01-07-2005 06:13 PM

hey guys
so crap tried hibernating?
fernandes' buddy is banging a ho whos allergic to latex,
wow
whatsup

coddingtown 01-07-2005 06:14 PM

[QUOTE=Mitchell Royce]Confidence will not do anything in bed. Sex is like playing bass. Practice makes better(never perfect).[/QUOTE]
Umm yes it will. Yes practice will help, but if you arent confident and sure of your self, ti will jsut be awkward and she will not get into it

Mitchell Royce 01-07-2005 06:14 PM

Yes, it's not as big a deal as everyone thinks.

Edit: Cod, that's true. On the first time one can only fake confidence though as they've never done that before.

Crapdragoon 01-07-2005 06:14 PM

...what the?

thelowsoundofbass 01-07-2005 06:15 PM

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Haha, You probably are... :thumb: Does the word hymen mean anything to anyone? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

that would be what i was thinking.

lowsound

Fernandes Power 01-07-2005 06:15 PM

[QUOTE=ridethelightning]hey guys
so crap tried hibernating?
fernandes' buddy is banging a ho whos allergic to latex,
wow
whatsup[/QUOTE]

Nothings up but what you listed :thumb: :lol:

neal_672 01-07-2005 06:15 PM

[QUOTE=ridethelightning]hey guys
so crap tried hibernating?
fernandes' buddy is banging a ho whos allergic to latex,
wow
whatsup[/QUOTE]

Hey RTL

It's a fun conversation, just try and pick it up and join in. But yeah i'm cool, had a half decent day, pedals battery has gone though :upset: you?

coddingtown 01-07-2005 06:15 PM

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Haha, You probably are... :thumb: Does the word hymen mean anything to anyone? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
That would suck. Well at least it was his member rather than his mouth *shrug*

thelowsoundofbass 01-07-2005 06:16 PM

i just got 5 pages of advice on how to improve my recordings from a guy that has a studio in his bassment.

lowsound

said again because noon took notice

Fernandes Power 01-07-2005 06:16 PM

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]that would be what i was thinking.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

Clever boy :thumb: :chug:

Thats the nasty part about boning virgins...

thelowsoundofbass 01-07-2005 06:17 PM

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Clever boy :thumb: :chug:

Thats the nasty part about boning virgins...[/QUOTE]

but if you get lucky and she doesn't rip you are set.

lowsound

Fernandes Power 01-07-2005 06:18 PM

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]i just got 5 pages of advice on how to improve my recordings from a guy that has a studio in his bassment.

lowsound

said again because noon took notice[/QUOTE]

Cool stuff man, good advice or recylcled b/s?

Mitchell Royce 01-07-2005 06:19 PM

A ton of girls have broken their hymen before sex. Can happen in all sorts of situations.

Plus, if you're afraid of a little blood you're not yet ready to deal with a woman's private bits. Or Sex.

Fernandes Power 01-07-2005 06:19 PM

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]but if you get lucky and she doesn't rip you are set.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

Lol then technically shes still a virgin... oh dear, this is reminding me of some of them nasty stories... :upset: ...lame

Fernandes Power 01-07-2005 06:20 PM

Its not always little...:rolleyes:

thelowsoundofbass 01-07-2005 06:21 PM

[QUOTE=Fernandes Power]Cool stuff man, good advice or recylcled b/s?[/QUOTE]

good advice, this guy really knows his stuff. just go listen to my entry in the finger war, thats why he gave me the advice.

lowsound

Mitchell Royce 01-07-2005 06:22 PM

OK Fernandes, now you gotta tell.

thelowsoundofbass 01-07-2005 06:25 PM

[QUOTE=Mitchell Royce]OK Fernandes, now you gotta tell.[/QUOTE]

i am quite sure that he doesn't wnat o get banned.

lowsound

Fernandes Power 01-07-2005 06:28 PM

Ahhh... fine.

A friend of mine called Steph, who has had a long history of failed relationships and being a bit of a cockwhore and actually cant live without being in a relationship...:rolleyes:

Came round mine from one of her numerous exes once... walking awkwardly and told me about how they just had sex and being 'broken in' was painful and embarassingly messy... so much so that they had to stop. I felt ill after hearing this...

But the best parts yet to come... a few months later I meet her in town after shes just finished 'seeing' someone who we then see in town... gets awkward so we go sit down and she bursts into tears and confesses to me about how he and her attempted sex...

Turns out her ex hadnt broken her in properly, so when this guy put his member there it properly broke her in, and in splutters of tears told me how she 'Had bled everywhere and he had to get towels and wash his bed sheets etc...'

I was almost crying because hearing it was the lamest experience of my life... :lol:

Mitchell Royce 01-07-2005 06:28 PM

Whoa, that is strange and very very bad. There might be something wrong with that girl in particular, that certainly isn't anything remotly usual.

neal_672 01-07-2005 06:28 PM

:lol: harsh though, must have been pretty awful for her....

Fernandes Power 01-07-2005 06:29 PM

Oh shi, Im not gonna get banned for that am I? :-\


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