going to masturbate and go to bed

this is [U]second rate stimulation[/U] because it doesn't compare to a blowjob

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i don't get it

this girl wants me to skype with her how do i do this without being ugly

this is independent from the masturbating btw

are you fat or something

no i'm possibly as skinny as you are

fat has nothing to do with being ugly

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18574914]this girl wants me to skype with her how do i do this without being ugly[/QUOTE]

no direct light, don't put the camera at a weird low or high angle, wear a mask

lol yea it does

i figured you were either really skinny or really fat

maybe i'lll wear an old halloween mask

[QUOTE=Tyler;18574922]no direct light, don't put the camera at a weird low or high angle, wear a mask[/QUOTE]
:) ok taking this all into account

Made a pretty good sandwich, with lettuce, tomato, bell pepper, cheese and mustard.

[QUOTE=adb;18574923]lol yea it does[/QUOTE]

i guess it does to a degree but an ugly person is going to be ugly regardless of whether they're fat or skinny

plus it's subjective and stuff

praise the guy from cancun i sucked off for 50 bucks and a bag of glass, pronounced hey-zoos stupid mutherfucker, surprised you didn't know that.

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18574931]i guess it does to a degree but an ugly person is going to be ugly regardless of whether they're fat or skinny

plus it's subjective and stuff[/QUOTE]

y r u ugly

I'm sure Seb is as cute as a kitten

[QUOTE=shortz;18574941]I'm sure Seb is as cute as a kitten[/QUOTE]

backed hard

Post a pic, dude. Couldn't find you in the R&M photo album.

i was being sarcastic :(

I wasn't.

Eatin' some strawberries, so good

[img]http://i54.tinypic.com/15rgtjo.jpg[/img]

am i cute yet :smoke::smoke:

timjim shirt

pg who

someone explain to me why I'm crushing on this girl who fucks everyone but me and I can't escape it cause she considers me her best friend

le sigh

:lol: luc

yeah if I wasn't in this situation I'd laugh too its pretty pathetic

bored

surely watching the mlb allstar game will cure your boredom.

i have it on in the background

Gonna go read and go to bed.

Cheers.

^ night

Legs so sore, kind of regret biking to work

and lol baseball, such a lame ass sport

dont like baseball rly

if the royals were good u'd like it more

the royals had a pretty good team in 85

all of my moms side of the family are giants fans tbh

[QUOTE=adb;18574985]if *baseball were good u'd like it more[/QUOTE]

*fixed (bad grammar I know but I dun kurr)

i heard the giants are gay

is queensryches new album death metal

[QUOTE=shortz;18574989]*fixed (bad grammar I know but I dun kurr)[/QUOTE]

thats actually proper grammar

with an irrealis condition youre supposed to use "were" :smash:

suaidkaewj ynoqwji3p

this song is decidicated 2 shortz

slaaaaaaavey slaaaaaaavey crocket
nig of the wild cot field

get it cuz shes black

lol no she isnt i bet you made that up