[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18719884]Out of the darkness behind him came a hand that rested softly upon his shoulder.


"Looks like you might need some help with that..."


Brent could recognize Axl Peck's passionate voice anywhere, and tonight, it sent shivers down his spine. Romivng his numerous facial piercings, Axl got down on his knees.

"I'm gonna make you cum to death"[/QUOTE]

[i]Meanwhile, you could see Mappy on the other side of the shrubbery, shedding one lone tear at the sight of Brent having eyes for another, as what he'd taken advantage of was now being taken advantage of.[/i]

tell me the story about the makashic invasion and how irrelevant it was again plz uncle brent

my birthday's bout to come to an end. so sad
and only one of you wished me a happy one.

thanks haz.

b4k how was i supposed to know it was your birthday. happy 14th birthday b4k

[QUOTE=adb;18719899][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jC5JJ.jpg[/IMG]

>implying I'm not the best writer on mx[/QUOTE]

a real faggot would wish for nine-inches all around.

I didn't know it was your birthday Austin.

[I]I'm not a mind reader you know[/I]

Happy end of the day that is your birth. How old are you now? 15?

oops posted that twice
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EcHkV.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18719903]b4k how was i supposed to know it was your birthday. happy 14th birthday b4k[/QUOTE]

[I]15th[/I]**********

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18719902]my birthday's bout to come to an end. so sad
and only one of you wished me a happy one.

thanks haz.[/QUOTE]

your birthday is the day after mine, cool dude

happy bday

Austin is a big boy now

[QUOTE=shortz;18719907]I didn't know it was your birthday Austin.

[I]I'm not a mind reader you know[/I]

Happy end of the day that is your birth. How old are you now? 15?[/QUOTE]

yesmadam

you guys should all know i mentioned it in the most popular industrial thread

lol 15, so damn young. I don't even remember myself at that age.

And haha, you're sweet, no need to call me madam. Makes me feel old enough as it is

How was your birthday Mappz?

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18719911]your birthday is the day after mine, cool dude

happy bday[/QUOTE]

it's great having your bday on thanksgiving except the fact that few friends experience it with you so you eat too much pecan pie and get heavy-assed in the "morn"

I wish to be called Madame Flickleswitch

[QUOTE=Haz;18719913]Austin is a big boy now[/QUOTE]

still jail bait though. regardless of the fact i met a 22 year old who didn't care much.

is it common to meet older gay dudes that want to fuck you

if so do you exclusively seek them

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18719916]it's great having your bday on thanksgiving except the fact that few friends experience it with you so you eat too much pecan pie and get heavy-assed in the "morn"[/QUOTE]

hahaha, right? it gets out of hand in my house when my birthday is on thanksgiving, everyone brings so much more food than normal


[QUOTE=shortz;18719915]How was your birthday Mappz?[/QUOTE]
it was pretty sweet, my one friend got me a bottle of mad dog, another friend got me a 24 oz bottle of delerium tremens, my sister got me three goblets of this dutch beer... i think it was called goudon something something, and my friends just kept getting me drinks. then me and my best friend went on a burn run with our mexican friend, and then back to the bar.

so basically, tornado of alcohol.

^ and yet, you're still alive. Kudos Mappy, kudos.

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18719919]still jail bait though. regardless of the fact i met a 22 year old who didn't care much.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha that sounds about right.

I had a friend who met older guys all the time, I was like wtf how and why are all these old guys hitting on you and can you hook me up with any one of them who have straight friends.

almost every gay kid I know is paling around with older dudes

No this guy was fucked up. Seriously mentally ill, which is ironic because he works with dementia patients at one of those Visiting Angels type places. I would have gotten with him too had I not discovered that he was so mentally ill and that he molested the then-boyfriend of one of my friends who I'd lost touch with.

Right now though he's talking with this guy I know from rym who lives near me and where he works, so he's texting him getting him to say dumb shit and fucking with his head because the guy's so willing to get laid by this rym-er but the rym-er thinks it's so funny.

He's gotten him to say things like "ngl you're deffo a cutie" (as if deffo isn't a chastity belt) and "sucking is basically my favorite thing to do." best thing ever.

yeah you should probably exile him from your life

i second mr ron

:lol:

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18719927]almost every gay kid I know is paling around with older dudes[/QUOTE]

This guy I know (17) videotaped himself blowing some 30-something-year-old on his phone at Chicago Pride last year and my friend found the video still on his phone. You'd assume it was pedophilia-ish had it not been the 17 year old trolling for dick.

He's a total whore though so I expect no less.

gay subculture is so strange

i have a lot of gay friends, so it seems pretty normal to me

it's just dudes fucking dudes man

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18719931]yeah you should probably exile him from your life[/QUOTE]

outside of the rym-er thing i have.

the point is that that's all it is 90% of the time.

I work with two gay dudes at one of my part time jobs. One is cool but the other one is sort of in-your-face about gay rights and he is a woman's studies major so basically every stereotype you can think of applies.

I only have one gay friend and he's one of my best friends.

He's my entrance into the male psyche

Well, the gay male psyche. It is probably way different in the straight male's psyche.

Im Gay (Im Happy)

Yeah but he helps me with seeing shit from boys points of view.

The gay male psyche is basically my psyche.

yeah exile guy told my best friend's mother when my best friend was dating "the man of his dreams/the guy he stalks" that he'd been porking him on a semi-regular basis, which was awkward because her mother had been working so hard to keep her from dating women again.

and this other girl i know flipped out on this woman we saw when we were in chicago to see carrie fisher and this girl asked what the whole am. apparrel legalize gay thing was and said she was a heteronormic pig (which is the first time i've seen her flip on anyone before but i blame it on the fact she was off her meds that day)

just examples of overzealous gays

yr anecdotes are really hard to decipher

[QUOTE=robertsona;18719953]Im Gay (Im Happy)[/QUOTE]
i see what you did there

overzealous gays piss me off, because they're just making things worse for themselves and others

except my buddy clint, he's the most flamboyant dude ever, but he is the ultimate irl troll

Thank god I'm a lesbian.

[QUOTE=robertsona;18719957]yr anecdotes are really hard to decipher[/QUOTE]

part of it is reading what i wrote before.

but yeah i can see that

probably cuz their infected with your gay agenda...get that OUTTA MY FORUMS