^:lol: It is pretty sweet, thanks faith.


EDIT: To sic

okay seriously now this is the last time i post on this topic

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
whats yours?
God:
" What is your name?"? What is mine?
Me:
yes your name
God:
This was not a yes or no question. My name is God.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:

God:
For real.
Me:
are you serious
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:

God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
then what is your realy name
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity

[QUOTE]Me:
so who was the last person you slept with, oh mighty one?
God:
Ah. It's obvious.
Me:
it was bill gates, wasnt it?
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
i must admit, i was kind of sad. i mean, you're god. you could get anyone. why his wrinkly ***?
God:
Where were you kind of sad? I really couldn't say for sure. I could but let's get back to that later. How much time do you have?
Me:
as much as you want, darling
God:
How much is that?
Me:
i could stay up all night for someone as kinky as thou
God:
I am sure you could.[/QUOTE]
:lol: i thought that was a good one.

^ :lol::lol::lol::lol: that's hallarious sic

well anyways... my english class is a joke. today we sat in a circle, and she told us a story about dolphins that would perform 4 shows every day, but one day, they only performed the 1st and 4th time, and didn't perform the 2nd and 3rd. we then had to ask yes/no questions until we found out the reason why they wouldnt perform. IN A GRADE 12 ENGLISH CLASS. then we finally got it (i was doing my social homework the whole time, i lost interest in the dolphin story within 15 seconds) and she handed out a sheet of paper with questions like "can you cry underwater?" and "who was the first person who looked at a cow and thought to drink what came out of its udders?" then we talked about phobias for half an hour.

anyone on here have phobias? i myself am paranoid of small birds. big birds (duck-sized and up) i'm fine with, but little birds freak the hell out of me. they're just really unpredictable and everything. especially the ones in cages. :upset:

^ dude that is amazing how crappy you english class is. Atleast it is an easy a.

im terrified of spiders.......maybe becuase one was chilling in my hockey gear, it was a hge beast, big *** wolf spider

oh i am scared od birds like once they start flying around. One time i was at santa cruz and these birds started circling my head so i ran through the street i think i got close to their nest or soemthing but i wan't trying to, good thing theres no asians in santa cruz or i would have been hit for sure.

^^^ haha lol - Im scared of my brother..... And death.....

I'm afraid of yellow jackets.

I'm afraid of my house burning down.

I'm afraid that corperations will turn the beautiful green valley that I live in into a suburban wasteland.

Those are my three biggest fears.

Why yellow jackets?

I don't them bees either man, I don't like ANY bugs to be honest.

i wouldn't say i have a phobia against clowns, but i strongly dislike anyone willing to dress up like that and entertain young children day after day.

call me crazy, but that sort of stuff is generally considered illegal. but no, clowns are great people... :confused:

ha. all women folk are afraid of clowns. hahaha.

[QUOTE=Seafroggys]I'm afraid of yellow jackets.

I'm afraid of my house burning down.

I'm afraid that corperations will turn the beautiful green valley that I live in into a suburban wasteland.

Those are my three biggest fears.[/QUOTE]

Hi, I'd still like to buy a thneed.

im afraid of the world being taken over by complete tardA$$es. oh wait it happened.... well $h!t

[QUOTE=Epiphender]Hi, I'd still like to buy a thneed.[/QUOTE]

Is this a hint for me to go back to my old avatar?

im afraid of spiders and volleyballs...dont laugh..:(

:lol: It actually wasn't, but sure, I do like that one. :thumb:

haha when i saw yellow jackets i actually though of the rain coat type thing haha oh god.

Yeah i meant the bees.

[QUOTE=forgottenDRUMMER]ha. all women folk are afraid of clowns. hahaha.[/QUOTE]
Man polar bears are afraid of clowns, EVERYTHING on earth is afraid of clowns :lol:

Haha that was just an evasive, accusatory, embarrassment avoiding, guilt-passing-off way to say "Hi my name is Jim and I'm deathly afraid of clowns".

Nothin scarier then a clown man, id rather jump in a pit of rattle snakes then have a clown show up at my house :lol:

:lol:

[QUOTE=Double Bass Jim]Nothin scarier then a clown man, id rather jump in a pit of rattle snakes then have a clown show up at my house :lol:[/QUOTE]

Crap, well should I take down all those clown posters I put up in my closet?

Hahaha ughh, I keep imagining a clown face above me when I wake up..[I] D[/I]AMN that would be scary.

What if you were trapped in a closet with a clown?

Id be forced to kill him in fear. A dead clown is better then a live one :lol:

I think he would die.




Whether I am referring to Jim or the clown, is up to the readers of this post. Haha I didn't see that Jim posted before me.

I think I might die along with him :lol:

You'd kill him first, out of instinct, and then die in fear from just being in a closet with a clown, bwahahahaha.

Kind of ironic. Intense fear causes you both to perish together romantically in a romeo + juliet spin-off.

[QUOTE=Epiphender]Haha why on earth did you tell us [I]that[/I]?[/QUOTE]


Because, People think I'm smelly (What with having quite long hair and all), and that is evidence that I do wash.
I know posting it to a bunch of people I don't know on an internet forum won't help, but it sure does make me feel better.

Go take a shower!

Haha im kiddin :lol:

So I've had this wart on my hand for like, 6 months...

^Ohh, Warts are bad. I thought I had one on my hand, Turns out I was allergic to something.



Jim - I could be offended by that :upset:...

[QUOTE=Voodoo Rabbit]Because, People think I'm smelly (What with having quite long hair and all), and that is evidence that I do wash.
I know posting it to a bunch of people I don't know on an internet forum won't help, but it sure does make me feel better.[/QUOTE]

Cool, makes us feel better too, since it sounds like it would suck hanging around you in person. :thumb:

Always glad to help :thumb:...

*Edit - Not in a yucky way though*

Hmmmmmmm...