sometimes i do have like plow's echo of him saying I've become a self-parody in the back of my mind

il buy a d inrk drinka c ufkcin cumshouwwe all vor ur fuaken fajce aor a cekafart or somethin lgoiulwef

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18198152]no it's more like

*walk up, look interested. if he doesn't offer to buy you a drink, ask him to buy you a drink. if he still doesn't, move on to the next one.*[/QUOTE]

Well obviously, I was merely joking.

I would shudder to think some girls [I]actually[/I] did that.

hewy hrots ewhot thuew fuwckw epip nob dy akdsd u naewyaw heruew have aw atemrllno ud umb howahosusnbitch ur unpside downoenlw efnewya holhy fuwkefksinshi

they do that

[QUOTE=shortz;18198141]Drinking's so overrated in my opinion.

Don't understand why girls go to bars every weekend and throw away $100 bucks.

I guess sluts will be sluts...[/QUOTE]

I like you Shortz

who doesn't like shortz

im too drunk to argue with anybody right now on mx

wenhiwch one uf u dliicklip fagogts sfuekanw bande oehjmtew prorbaranyl34eye that fuekwna knagrao humpter bitcha;lwhniger anhsuhaz fuk u maptwli slnd0932

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18198165]well there are girls who do that too it's called mardi gras[/QUOTE]

Mardi Gras' an exception though. You [I]have[/I] to be crazy/slutty there, it's like, a pre-req :lol:

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18198168]I like you Shortz[/QUOTE]

I like you too Meatplow :)

keep putting off study

lol elim got banned again

how my bable incoherent mayb u ned to wip al dat crustyold jizz outa yer eyes and lern2 fuken red u dum bich

7 day ban and extension to each alt for each time you post like that. please stop, its an eyesore

a lot of things need to be addressed in this thread I know but i'll start here

stfu big babby bich nobudy givs a fuk ::::::lol:::::::::sdfsa:naughty:
GO spanks a gankagroo n sume meat pies

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18198173]keep putting off study[/QUOTE]

I hear ya, was supposed to do readings but I'm here now...

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18198185]meat showin off for shortz[/QUOTE]

Wait what?

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[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18198185]meat showin off for shortz[/QUOTE]

*takes off shirt and flexes muscles*

yeah my body isn't the best, working on it though

time for work

[QUOTE=adb;18198124]
like oh hey! I'll drink a bunch of 4lokos but tomorrow I'll hit the gym!

durrrrr, good luck burning off like 2000 cals at the gym[/QUOTE]

u realize you burn calories just living rite

got 30mg of oxy waiting for me hot dog

my body always looks the best in the morning when im dehydrated

then as the day goes on i look less and less hot after eating food

[QUOTE]u realize you burn calories just living rite[/QUOTE]

no duh

u also have to eat right

im saying its way easier to eat/drink calories than to burn them off

a lot easier

like

1 minute you can drink a 4loko 900 calories

that'll take like 8 hours on a treadmill to burn off

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18198194]*takes off shirt and flexes muscles*[/QUOTE]

Oh baby :naughty:

[QUOTE=shortz;18198159]Well obviously, I was merely joking.

I would shudder to think some girls [I]actually[/I] did that.[/QUOTE]

lol my friend works at a pizza shop and a girl showed him her tits hoping to get free pizza (she didn't)

[QUOTE=Luc214;18198219]lol my friend works at a pizza shop and a girl showed him her tits hoping to get free pizza (she didn't)[/QUOTE]

I guess they were pretty ugly then haha.

Some girls man, it's hilarious and horrible at the same time :lol:

adb, you live off of tacos and weigh 120 pounds, you're in no place to be giving dietary/fitness advice.

[QUOTE=adb;18198213]
1 minute you can drink a 4loko 900 calories

that'll take like 8 hours on a treadmill to burn off[/QUOTE]

no it would take probably around an hour at that elevated heart rate to burn 900 cals

and a four loko isn't 900 cals

and there's tons more alcohol than four loko

you realize if you get proper exercise you can pretty much eat whatever you want

[QUOTE=shortz;18198222]I guess they were pretty ugly then haha.

Some girls man, it's hilarious and horrible at the same time :lol:[/QUOTE]

no he said they were perfect but #1 he's a grunt worker and #2 the owner of the joint (who was present) is gay

oh god an adb post i dont agree with IM GOING TO ARGUE WITH HIM AGAIN AND INCESSANTLY DRIVE MY SHITTY POINT NOBODY CARES ABUOT JUST LIKE HIM AND THEN CONTINUE TO TAKE THE BAIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT IM MAKING A DIFFERENT ONT HE INTERNT I JUST CANT IGNOR IT

in b4 b&