regrettably I know about 3 of which I regularly talk to and they are pretty fat

ill need more beer then

i think i just found a car to buy

hell yeah [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/2m330ox.gif[/IMG]

what kind? how many hookers were killed in it?

meant bike, i dunno why i typed car

http://daytona.craigslist.org/mcy/1382733021.html

edit: lol i just called him and hung up a second after i realized it was 5 am. oops :x

how does one make a mistake like that

hahaha

i have no sense of time at all.

If you called me I'd answer, both because I'm awake, and I'd be interested to know who is calling me at this time.

but could you sell me ugly cheap motorcycles?

If you could promise me you'd buy it yeah I'd probably go buy one and sell it to you for like $20 more.

thats a diabolically simple plan

failsafe

if i find the bike can we split the profits? also can we remove all non essential parts and sell them for scrap metal in order to maximise our profits?

Yes, and I suggest we also crack open the odometer and spin back the mileage.

you can buy my yahama XT its sitting out the back doing nothing because it won't ****ing start even after i've had 3 seperate mechanics I know and an auto-electrician look at it

melt it

i'll get someone to have one last look at it before I write it off as a loss and save up for another bike

I'd just sell it to someone for like $300 and say it doesn't start and they need to work on it. Someone will buy it. Don't actually mention that you've had it looked at multiple times and it actually is junk. Might as well get something for it.

A wise idea, I might just do that ;]

sell it to a junkie

[i]never trust a junkie[/i]

A guy I meet at a festival told me he worked in a Tattoo parlour. One of the other guys who worked with him was a junkie. One day they managed to find something for the shop (a rare chair or something, I didn't understand) for real cheap (£180) on eBay. They bought it and without thinking sent the junkie on the 3 hour drive there to pick it up because they couldn't post it obviously. 6 hours later the guy comes back empty handed claiming the guy wouldn't give it to him. When they got in contact it turned out the junkie had tried to pay for the item with 180 pound coins.

so yeah, never trust a junkie.

whats wrong with taht

its all currency

the guy selling the chair is obviously a lazy **** who doesn't want to deposit the coins, or his dealer won't accept coins

doo doo ch

nothing to eat ffffuuuuuu

just stocked up on energy drinks

bored